🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[Abe Vigoda]

Is he still bitching about the converter boxes? Current TV models have been cheaper and don't even need the boxes anymore, just the antennae.

Do you even have to ask? He'll be on his deathbed in fifty years while everyone around him is watching VR porn and he'll still be bitching about the converter boxes and Obummer.

 

[Holdek]

What was his GPA?

No way did the Giant Brain make less than honor roll.

He did well enough academically that he made it into grad school in English at ASU. He was in grad school when he was expelled for refusing to see a psychiatrist about his mental problems and for chimping out in the office of Dr. Roger Lee, at the time the associate dean of judicial affairs.

Didn’t he also get in trouble for writing threatening notes to the Herald staff and pinning them to the office door? I can’t remember where that fit into the timeline of his run-ins with the progressive police state.

 

[Adamska]

Didn’t he also get in trouble for writing threatening notes to the Herald staff and pinning them to the office door? I can’t remember where that fit into the timeline of his run-ins with the progressive police state.

It was the first incident and final straw for the college if I remember correctly, since he was kicked from the paper earlier due to inappropriate behavior both in and out of the paper's office and for not really following the news itinerary. To be fair, being a disruptive goblin who chewed peanuts into your ears and screaming jokes for attention would piss most people off though.

Pretty sure it was the first time the maniac was held by police, and even then the college would've happily let him stay... if he got looked at by a shrink. But remember, he refused to do that due to his pathological inability to take fault, and due to his delusions of adequacy.

Reminder that Chris, for all he did, still managed to actually stick through with his own anger therapy to stay in his CAD courses.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

No way did the Giant Brain make less than honor roll.

Didn’t he also get in trouble for writing threatening notes to the Herald staff and pinning them to the office door? I can’t remember where that fit into the timeline of his run-ins with the progressive police state.

Yes. He continued to do this after he was in grad school even though all of his enemies at the paper had graduated and moved away. Once he was expelled and banned from setting foot on campus he started sending snail-mail letters to the paper's staff.

 

[Holdek]

He was in grad school when he was expelled for refusing to see a psychiatrist about his mental problems and for chimping out in the office of Dr. Roger Lee, at the time the associate dean of judicial affairs.

It's amazing how similar this is to when Chris Chan chimped out in his meeting with his college dean and was banned from campus pending a psychiatric assessment. (Although Chris also continued to hold a lifelong grudge, he at least did what he needed to get readmitted.)

 

[Abe Vigoda]

It's amazing how similar this is to when Chris Chan chimped out in his meeting with his college dean and was banned from campus pending a psychiatric assessment. (Although Chris also continued to hold a lifelong grudge, he at least did what he needed to do get readmitted.)

What does it say about a man that he is both less socially able than Christian Weston Chandler, and that he makes worse comics?

 

[Holdek]

BREAKING: Sweet declares war on @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe!

(Some context: Sweet believes Dr. Merkwurdichliebe is the dean the expelled him.)

 

[Angry New Ager]

He did well enough academically that he made it into grad school in English at ASU. He was in grad school when he was expelled for refusing to see a psychiatrist about his mental problems and for chimping out in the office of Dr. Roger Lee, at the time the associate dean of judicial affairs.

School, at any level, is a highly structured environment, where you're told what to do, to what standard, and at what date and time to deliver it. All of the requirements and expectations are laid out for you, and if you want it there is plenty of institutional support, so if you are capable of doing the type of work required, and motivated to do it, you can get pretty far just by doing what you're told.

I've met plenty of people with advanced degrees who, to one degree or another, are functional retards who can't seem to manage mundane aspects of their lives, be it on a social or material level, or both. The "absent-minded professor" stereotype isn't as prevalent as it used to be, but it exists for a reason. These people are basically brains in jars, living intensely in their own mental world, while disconnected, to varying degrees, from the physical world around them (including their own bodies).

Basically, they have the ability to do academic work at an acceptably high level, while at the same time having significantly impaired executive functioning. Maybe it's ADHD; maybe it's autism; maybe it's some other form of brain damage; while some of it may be due to nurture, it appears, to me at least, to mostly inborn.

So it's not baffling to me at all how Sweet could graduate from college and get into a graduate program, while also being the kind of person who lets the exterior wall of his bedroom rot away over the course of years because he couldn't do something as simple as fix a broken window. I've encountered plenty of people just like him (though none with his pathological level of grudge-holding, nostalgia, and entitlement, which are why he's a cow with a thread here and they aren't).

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

BREAKING: Sweet declares war on @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe!

(Some context: Sweet believes Dr. Merkwurdichliebe is the dean the expelled him.)

So Sweet is going to send information to my employers. He should probably rethink that, what with me not having any employers. And Sweet has sent crap to his enemies' employers (and coworkers) before. It just caused even more people to laugh at him.

If he starts harassing Dr. Lee again, it won't end well. You should never harass people who are in charge of their own private police force.

ETA: It's very odd of Sweet to object to my mentioning that he's been visited by the police because of his harassment of the people on his enemies list. The only reason I know about those visits is because Sweet himself has posted about them and laughed about how they won't stop him. If he was lying about the cops showing up on his mamma's doorstep in Blytheville, he needs to issue a retraction.

 

[Holdek]

These people are basically brains in jars

Unfortunately, Jon keeps his in one of his piss jars.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

That was sad until I got to the part where he stuffed his dead dog in a cooler and threw him in the trash.

He wasn't even man enough to burry one of the very few living things that ever truly loved him.

Seriously, fuck this guy.

I was trying not to reply again until I catch up, but damn...Anyway I promise my next reply won't be to a years-old comment, as I'm now on page 352.

Also, you know what's funny? It turns out I've read this far into this thread before, years ago. I know this because I'm coming across old comment likes/ratings that I gave. But Sweet lives such an unremarkable life that I have absolutely no recollection of any of it. It all feels like new information, not something I'm being reminded of.

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[Adamska]

BREAKING: Sweet declares war on @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe!

(Some context: Sweet believes Dr. Merkwurdichliebe is the dean the expelled him.)

Reminder that any idiot can actually refute this sobbing bitch out of screeching for proof by just using search tools that are in this thread.

Click on "Check for Warrants", and you'll get an Excel spreadsheet that was updated on June 19th. In that spreadsheet you will find that Jonathan Mack Sweet (the is Dr Belch's real name) with
DOB of 9/13/1975 (this matches the birthday Dr Belch put on his profile on your forum) has two outstanding arrest warrants. Ask yourself - why are you protecting a man who is wanted by the police? A man who has a history of disrespect for law enforcement and the American judicial system, as evidenced by his warrants for failure to appear.

Just because you're hoping and happy that a lot of the old links busted over the years doesn't dismiss that you blabbed that shit yourself on that old AJM site and that there's documented warrants for you for failure to show from Jonesboro and Blytheville Jonny. Hell, any kiwi can just look up and post your failure to appear charges, which you have had at least two of might I add.

Fuck's sake this is something you openly and have repeatedly stated on blogs right here:

Don't they realize they tried sending a couple campus Deputy Dawgs to my house before, way back in 2002, to scare me into shutting up--and it failed?

Open statement you stupid loon. Also proof positive that doing the thing you're pathetically threatening about will only result in shit like this happening.

And that's ignoring how you proudly got arrested alongside your crackhead brother for assault and attempted fratricide, which you also have openly talked about.

 

[AnOminous]

This shit always gets me. He has learned nothing in the years I've been watching him. He's the exact same person. Jon Sweet is frozen in time and personality and fixations (though not looks). He looks like bums I've seen crawling out of abandoned sheds.

Bonus lols:


What a loon.

I swear, you feeblewits defend DTV conversion boxes like you hold goddamn stock in the company. It's hilarious.

Buy a real TV you poverty bum lunatic.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I don't know why he's still so upset about converter boxes, one of his long-suffering brothers apparently gave in and set one up for him so he could watch children's cartoons and masturbate in peace.

 

[Picklechu]

I don't even think I've seen an analog TV in well over a decade, especially since normal people who aren't impoverished retards living in the middle of nowhere weren't affected by the transition to digital broadcast signals at all. I kind of wonder if he thinks that TVs made in the past 15 years are still analog, and everyone both uses an antenna and has to buy a converter box?

 

[AnOminous]

I kind of wonder if he thinks that TVs made in the past 15 years are still analog, and everyone both uses an antenna and has to buy a converter box?

They literally gave them out for free.

 

[Holdek]

Buy a real TV you poverty bum lunatic.

2014: Sweet blames Obama for him losing his remote.

I have one. I hate it. I was barely getting a dozen channels to begin with, and then I lost the remote. So I've been stuck on one channel--at least it's one I like, but how many times can you watch the same episodes of Gilligan's Island over and over?-- for weeks on end now. If not for DVD's and shows streamed free on the Internet, I'd go mad....

2023: Sweet blames Biden for his bad Netflix connection.

And as Joe Biden has thrown in fully with the Greenies, it logically follows that he hates Netflix, so naturally he's trying to destroy it. Sure. See, 'case it can't be a coincidence that within a year after Unca Sippy-Cup's big "Fixing America's Greatest Sins" campaign kicked in, I've noticed a definite slip in service. Over the past year or so I've noticed the Netflix feed has started freezing up at least twice per binge session (one night it crashed a record six times), and throws me back to the Roku home screen. I've had to cut back my Netflix-watching to once a week, because it's hardly "chill"; it's plain nerve-wracking. Didn't have this trouble under The Orange Man, now. I've begun to worry about other streaming services going on the chopping block, the once-clear images degenerating into glitching, stuttering oblivion. I've said before if the old fool had his way, we'd all be back to miserably-underperforming ObamaCable boxes by 2024, and I stand by that.

 

[John Titor]

2014: Sweet blames Obama for him losing his remote.

2023: Sweet blames Biden for his bad Netflix connection.

So-oooooooooooooooooo-o....if they're that goddamn great, why didn't you lead with those, then? I mean, why was Big Barry O's administration sitting on that tech for close to a decade, making us suffer so long with those junky boxes? What, it took Donald Trump announcing his upcoming run for office in 2014 to get any innovation@ there? Why isn't anyone else asking these questions?

Sweets doesn't know how technology works. I don't know what I expected.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Sweets doesn't know how technology works. I don't know what I expected.

And he's probably losing his Netflix signal because of the shitty cable system he's hooked up to in South Bumfuck, Mo., not because Netflix is constantly crashing. My second guess would be that the Giant Brain, thrashing about in one of his deranged frenzies, randomly jabs at the remote and cancels the feed by accident. It's also likely that one of his brothers set the system up and that the Moon-faced Lunatic thinks he's getting Netflix as an OTA broadcast.

 

[Adamska]

It could also be because Netflix has been eating shit financially for years ever since the Streaming Wars began too and cuts to IT staff is fucking with regional or local service. But honestly I'd not be shocked if just he's a moron and hasn't updated any of his cable boxes, which do get shittier with wear and tear.

But no, it has to be the Senile Joe and the evil librul conspiracy that only lives in the feverish mind of Jonny the Retarded Maniac.