Energizer Bunny of Sentences dijo:
Between preparing the illustrations and a particularly scathing new foreword for the upcoming
SweetTart trade paperback, penciling the last issues of the year, and spending Christmas with the family, to say nothing of mountains of holiday leftovers and three days of going in and out of a tryptophan-induced coma (it'll be a while before I can face down another turkey sandwich, let me tell you), it hasn't left me a lot of time to blog.
So he basically doodled illegible shit and is writing a hate-filled sobbing intro to a book that won't sell with a character whose name is based on candy he probably ruined his teeth with. He also was forced to tolerate hanging around his family rather than scream that his life was not a horrible failure even though it was. He also decided to use dictionary.com to sound smart by referencing the amino acid used to produce the sleeping chemicals serotonin and melatonin to refer to the large amount of turkey he ate.
MacArthur dijo:
So forgive the long silence, but I'm back.
Prepare for disappointment.
Is Jon a Genestealer Hybrid dijo:
The whole family got together for Christmas dinner at my brother's place but between stuffing our gobs with turkey, taters, and dressing and opening presents no one took any pics!
It's very illuminating that Jonny presents his eating habits as what his family does too. Most children have more manners than Jonny, and they also happen to be more intelligent. I'd also apply his diet being him projecting, but his family does tend towards being pretty chunky, so low greens would make sense.
Projection dijo:
And of course, what would Christmas be without A Christmas Story and little Ralphie Parker's bespectacled mug splashed ten million times across your screen every December? It's become so ubiquitous that by now my family can pretty much recite key scenes word-for-word.
Jon reveals that he sat his fat ass in front of his brother's nice TV the whole time, being a waste of flesh the whole trip. Plus I tend to remember more Christmas movies than that, so this must be a favorite for Jonny; probably since it takes place in the fucking 40's alongside the rest of his mindset.
Autism and Doubt dijo:
Naturally the "f-dash-dash-dash word" scene is so much better in high-def. The sheen on that big red bar of Lifebouy fairly pops. I told my little niece, when she saw Ralphie getting his mouth washed out with soap, that, yes, they actually did that to kids for cussing back in my day. She seemed surprised at this. Proof that it's always fun whenever a new generation discovers this perennial holiday classic.
I rather doubt Jonny boy was punished as a kid, mainly because his actions now disprove the fact his parents did more than enable him. That and he probably confused his TV with being his parents in this case.
Manchild dijo:
As another annual 24-hr marathon of the iconic film plays in the background, we scarf down the lovingly-prepared holiday meal and tear into the colorful wrapping paper on our presents.
I reckon his presents involved only children's shows and live footage of teenage girls from Disney to fap to.
Creepy dijo:
Later, with the bird's carcass picked, and the kids out playing with their toys, we watch Christmas With the Kardashians (with all those big attitudes, big hair, and big asses, I'm surprised none of those gals are Southern) and the first twenty minutes of Erin Brockovich.
Jon again admits he needs to be on a sex offenders registry.
lolwut the fuck dijo:
I expressed aloud my surprise that they're allowed to say "asshole" on basic cable now.
This is a manchild whose whole life is TV. How the fuck did he not catch onto this?
Selfish Monster dijo:
A moment later Easton's mom reported that he repeated the word right after he overheard me say it. I'm going to have to learn to be careful about swearing around the kids now. It wouldn't do to have one of them get in trouble for repeating a dirty joke that they heard from me on the school playground. I can't afford to be banned from the big holiday family feeds just for some of the shit I say.
I like that the only reason he's remotely bothered by the fact that the kid is using swearwords is because he doesn't want to be kicked out of the family celebration at his bro's house. And he only cares since his bro has a nicer TV with more channels and he can stuff his fat greedy face with food.
What a fucking monster of a human being.
