🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Just caught this on Sweet's dA. The post is a teaser for the upcoming fourth season of The Belch Dimension. Oh shit, is anyone else excited for this?! Belch Dimension Season 4, finally! Sweet should make mad bank off of this new season from his loyal following of... spergs on the Kiwi Farms... that only follow him to document his hilarious behavior. So, right, nobody except Sweet and a select population of the Kiwi Farms gives a shit about this upcoming season. Not even the denizens of dA give a shit considering nobody is following Sweet there. Interesting, AJM has hundreds of followers on his dA, whereas Sweet has none. Hmmm...

As usual, Sweet shows some small sign of getting it, but then his delusions wash over him and manages to convince him that there is nothing wrong with him or his work, it's just the people criticizing him that are fucked up.

Another speech balloon coming out of a character's ass. What a surprise. I guess Sweet has decided to make this one of his signature elements.
 
And let's not forget Rabelais. The Life of Gargantua and of Pantagruel is filled with scatological humor from start to finish.

But, as you note, Sweet doesn't do humor, scatological or otherwise. His response to expelling a giant turd is to photograph it, post the image on the Internet, and proudly exclaim, "Look at the size of that monster!" I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that he could tell us how it tasted if we asked politely.
Rabelais is the shit, though I found it hard to dig until Panurge arrives.

For my money, the scene where he bakes a tart of garlic and dog shit, seasoned with puss and boil juice, and serves it to the faculty of his university, is just the peak of human expression. Mostly because the scene gets grosser and more ridiculous word by word until it just collapses in itself...

Alas, if only Sweets had done Rabelais and Chaucer instead of He-Man and Bugs Bunny: 1) his vengeance against ASU would be inspired and lulzy and he could put his shit fetishes to use; 2) and the Belch Dimension might amount to shit.
 
Rabelais is the shit, though I found it hard to dig until Panurge arrives.

For my money, the scene where he bakes a tart of garlic and dog shit, seasoned with puss and boil juice, and serves it to the faculty of his university, is just the peak of human expression. Mostly because the scene gets grosser and more ridiculous word by word until it just collapses in itself...

Alas, if only Sweets had done Rabelais and Chaucer instead of He-Man and Bugs Bunny: 1) his vengeance against ASU would be inspired and lulzy and he could put his shit fetishes to use; 2) and the Belch Dimension might amount to shit.

The following paragraph always stuck in my mind, which probably means I have some issues that are best discussed with a mental-health professional.

At about the age of five, Grangousier returns from a war and speaks with his son. Gargantua tells his father that he has discovered the most magnificent and convenient way to wipe his butt. After describing the innumerable different materials he used to wipe his butt (everything from hats, bed sheets, curtains, animals, etc.) Gargantua informs his father that a goose’s neck is the most satisfying and excellent because it is soft and warm. Gargantua claims that the felicity of demigods and heroes dwelling in Elysian fields do not consist solely in asphodel, ambrosia, and nectar, but in wiping their butts with the neck of a goose.

And here's something I stumbled across that everyone should find of interest:

Similarity in Presentation Between Personality Disorders and Other Mental Disorders

And the page on which the graphic appears is right here.

As previously discussed, Sweet presents all of the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder, but he displays at least a few symptoms from the paranoid, antisocial and borderline personality disorders as well.

I find his paranoid symptoms of special interest because they explain one of Sweet's most famous adventures -- being "lost" in the hospital for eight hours. I don't think that's possible, even for someone with severe autism, especially in a small hospital in rural Arkansas. A blind mouse would have found an exit within a matter of minutes. I think the truth is that paranoid Sweet was afraid to leave the hospital because of its location in a dreaded "urban area."

But, of course, he's still autistic.
 
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Looks like Iconoclast got beat out in the first round to the Golden Knight. I didn't find out about this until it was too late to vote, but TGK is a lot more well-known so I assume he won by a big margin anyway. @Alan Pardew what were the vote totals on that one?
 
Beaten by a "dead" man that hasn't posted anywhere for over a year. That's got to burn.
 
It's too bad, because I feel like Sweet is a really good, long-term cow in the classic style who produces a steady stream of content. But on the other hand, too many people caring about him might scare him off or something... *sigh*
 
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For anyone new to the thread or anyone looking for a single paragraph that sums up how all of Sweet's failures in life are the result of other people making him pay for their misdeeds, this will do nicely.

From the interview I linked on Page 332:

I Am Not a Misogynist wrote:

I wrote a piece on Ross Perot that ran exactly one month before election day. I was promised a cartoon with it, but the day my piece ran I made the mistake of cussing out a photog [i.e., the freakin' faculty adviser to the college yearbook] who used an overbright flash on me. That dippy cunt got me suspended two weeks and cost me my shot at the big time. I've never forgiven her.

So this woman, a faculty member at ASU, has never been forgiven for doing her job, which caused Sweet to not only curse her out repeatedly (every time the flash went off in the newsroom), but also caused him to launch into a long, loud, sperging tirade about how much he likes lesbians, a tirade interrupted by fits of cursing every time the flash was fired. But it's her fault that he was punished for his behavior.

Dale has never been forgiven for doing his job at the small-engine shop, which prevented Sweet from staying at home, stuffing his fat face with greasy food, working on his worthless novels and comics, and fapping to children's shows on TV. It's Dale's fault that, many years ago, Sweet almost had to do a bit of work and was terrorized by a little "mullater" boy.

The Herald staff has never been forgiven for doing their jobs, catching Sweet engaging in one of the few activities he's competent at -- plagiarism. If they hadn't caught him, he never would have been punished. It's their fault that he was fired.

The dean of judicial affairs at ASU has never been forgiven for doing his job, expelling Sweet for conspiring to commit statutory rape and for making terroristic threats, among other, lesser crimes. It's the dean's fault that Sweet was punished for being a criminal.

Sweet's brother has never been forgiven for causing Sweet to go to jail after police arrested Sweet for attempting to carry out what he himself describes as an attempt to commit fratricide. It's the victim of Sweet's assault who is responsible for Sweet being punished for being a criminal.

So, Sweet does something immoral, unethical or illegal. He -- of course -- gets caught and punished. And the people who catch him at and punish him for his sociopathic behavior are never forgiven for the heinous offenses they have committed against the august person of Jonathan Mack Sweet, an autistic hillbilly with a cornucopia of personality disorders.

Sweet seems to have followed this line of thinking for his entire life, despite the fact that it has never caused him anything other than trouble. I hope he never changes.
 
The Herald staff has never been forgiven for doing their jobs, catching Sweet engaging in one of the few activities he's competent at -- plagiarism.

You know what? It's probably been said before, but I think it's worth mentioning how funny it is that the guy who insists he never committed plagiarism can't come up with a story, superpower, comic plot, or even characterization that doesn't steal directly from some other source. Dude's constantly pointing out that "this is based on an Animaniac's skit" or "I got the idea from a cereal commercial." The younger brother character (or whatever it's supposed to be) is clearly ripped off from the Tasmanian Devil, or some similar character.

He doesn't just steal ideas, he does so proudly.
 
He doesn't just steal ideas, he does so proudly.
Like I've said, if one imitates something and gives credit, that isn't plagiarism, but as far as Sweet is concerned, it's evidence of a severe shortage of creativity.

And that may be the tip of the iceberg. I probably wouldn't be surprised if Sweet apes subjects all the time, without crediting, and deliberately tries to pass them off to us as original (actual plagiarism).
 
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