🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[Adamska]

Too much for our Sweetian Hero's mental capacity. He can rant poetically about Ashlaaay because he/she has some basis in reality. As for these "other girls", all Jon Sweet can say about "them" is that he boinked them good with his tic-tac in the local broom closet.

He can't create anything that isn't a direct rip-off of something he saw or experienced. He is that creatively deprived.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[shop]

The shop owner partner employee wouldn't let Sweet display the stuff he drew in the shop. Sweet is still bitter about that.

I also want to know more about the whole shop guy "skipping town" thing. What were the real circumstances behind him leaving, and why does Sweet think his life got far worse because of it, thus earning a prominent spot on the Sweet Hit List?

If you've seen one, you've seen them all.

There's that old projecting Sweet-O-Vision again?

Flings? Multiple?

I haven't read the whole thing that quote comes from, but by "flings," maybe he means all the chinaphone sessions with Ashlay?

 

[Holdek]

Anyone familiar with CWC know if he was as out of touch with reality as Sweet is 99% of the time? There is a difference between being autistic and seriously being out of touch with reality.

CWC is pretty out if touch with reality, but he's also dumber than Sweet, and his mother, who is completely nuts, is the primary influence on what he believes. Still, though, I think both of these guys have significant autism that has never been properly treated so they have no tools to stop themselves when their thoughts start floating into La-La Land.

I'm not so sure about Sweet being a schitzo. As far as we know he doesn't have hallucinations or talk to imaginary friends.

I also want to know more about the whole shop guy "skipping town" thing. What were the real circumstances behind him leaving, and why does Sweet think his life got far worse because of it, thus earning a prominent spot on the Sweet Hit List?

From what I can tell, he hates Dale for two reasons:

1. He thinks the business failing caused a lot of stress for his family which caused his brother to start doing drugs which in turn made Sweet's life miserable.

2. He thinks that the store would have given him an outlet to sell his books (nevermind that it was a yard equipment store) to the public.

I haven't read the whole thing that quote comes from, but by "flings," maybe he means all the chinaphone sessions with Ashlay?

I think he also includes the "girlfriend" that he "dated" when he was temporarily broken up with Ashlay. He claims they fought over him jealously.

I think she may be the girl his mother introduced him to at church.

 

[Ruin]

I'm not so sure about Sweet being a schitzo. As far as we know he doesn't have hallucinations or talk to imaginary friends.

I'd put him closer to ADF than Chris. Sweets like ADF is someone who's spent so long living in an elaborate fantasy world that he's unable to distinguish between and his own internal fantasy world. We can see evidence of this when Sweets appears to be genuinely confused that no one else experiences the same things he does.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Goddammit it, I'd pay serious money for a copy of Sweet's abandoned autiobraphy, I, Asshole. Perhaps we, his rabid fans, could crowd fund it and convince him to publish? But he'd have to update it a bit, and change the title to I, Autist. Or perhaps I, Thumb.

 

[wheat pasta]

Goddammit it, I'd pay serious money for a copy of Sweet's abandoned autiobraphy, I, Asshole. Perhaps we, his rabid fans, could crowd fund it and convince him to publish? But he'd have to update it a bit, and change the title to I, Autist. Or perhaps I, Thumb.

Oh, please. We all know he never wrote such a thing. He won't even post it now, I don't know what more proof you need that his autobiography never existed. Ever. Period.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Goddammit it, I'd pay serious money for a copy of Sweet's abandoned autiobraphy, I, Asshole. Perhaps we, his rabid fans, could crowd fund it and convince him to publish? But he'd have to update it a bit, and change the title to I, Autist. Or perhaps I, Thumb.

I think we should defer to Sweet's well-documented knowledge of foreign languages. His autobiography should be titled I, Commodus. Mostly because he has written -- incorrectly, of course -- that Commodus, the name of a famous Roman emperor, is Latin for toilet, and we all know how fond Sweet is of everything that occurs on -- and in -- the porcelain throne of the crown prince of the Mold Kingdom .

 

[DrJonesHat]

You know, we're the closest thing Sweet has to friends. I mean, since AJM Studios shut down, we're the only people that interact with him on a regular basis. He must be terribly lonely. Maybe one of us should write his biography. Unauthorized of course. Also, I don't think he's schizophrenic. He can string together a coherent sentence. Yes, he misuses words, but you can follow his train of thought. Schizophrenics are all over the place, and we couldn't piece together what he was saying.

 

[AJMLurker]

Also, I don't think he's schizophrenic. He can string together a coherent sentence. Yes, he misuses words, but you can follow his train of thought. Schizophrenics are all over the place, and we couldn't piece together what he was saying.

I doubt he's schizophrenic myself, but the thought that he might have a very very mild case sometimes crosses my mind when reading the delusions he repeatedly shouts in his rants. Autism is our best bet at the moment though and the most likely cause for Sweet being Sweet. Also living in the middle of nowhere did him no favors.

we all know how fond Sweet is of everything that occurs on -- and in -- the porcelain throne of the crown prince of the Mold Kingdom .

Just a heads up. I was surfing through Sweet's Belch Dimension issues on dA and in one of the issues, serving as a break page between episodes, is a freakin' picture of Sweet's toilet bowl with a FRESH SHIT HE JUST DROPPED IN IT?!! Some of you may already know what I'm talking about, but for those of you who have been fortunate enough to avoid this image, I'm not going to bother to tell you where this horror can be found. It's that god damn nasty! Shit!

Also there is a caption under the image about how if you push hard enough, you'll be amazed by the results or something. Of course Sweet would think a picture of his OWN DAMN SHIT would be appropriate to go along with that message. Pro-tip Sweetness, nobody gonna buy your stuff until you learn to keep your poop fetish on the dl.

 

[Goofy Logic]

You know, we're the closest thing Sweet has to friends. I mean, since AJM Studios shut down, we're the only people that interact with him on a regular basis. He must be terribly lonely. Maybe one of us should write his biography. Unauthorized of course. Also, I don't think he's schizophrenic. He can string together a coherent sentence. Yes, he misuses words, but you can follow his train of thought. Schizophrenics are all over the place, and we couldn't piece together what he was saying.

He did say something about being lonely in the riddle comment string:

I was bored... my computers are in the shop this week. Plus, I wanted attention. That's really the only reason to blog, isn't it?

Stuff like that does make me pity him.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Just a heads up. I was surfing through Sweet's Belch Dimension issues on dA and in one of the issues, serving as a break page between episodes, is a freakin' picture of Sweet's toilet bowl with a FRESH SHIT HE JUST DROPPED IN IT?!! Some of you may already know what I'm talking about, but for those of you who have been fortunate enough to avoid this image, I'm not going to bother to tell you where this horror can be found. It's that god damn nasty! Shit!

Also there is a caption under the image about how if you push hard enough, you'll be amazed by the results or something. Of course Sweet would think a picture of his OWN DAMN SHIT would be appropriate to go along with that message. Pro-tip Sweetness, nobody gonna buy your stuff until you learn to keep your poop fetish on the dl.

He's posted that image in several spots on the Internet. He brags about his product's size and claims that it resembles Superman's S logo, the implication being that Sweet's fat ass possesses some kind of superpower. His obsession with feces and farting is doubtless symptomatic of some cognitive disorder, probably one that involves having a mental age of around three, which is consistent with his utter lack of theory of mind. All suggestions are welcome on this edition of Name That Mental Problem.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[turd pics]

There's more (at least a couple) on that way past 1997 site he runs. Back on the first page of this thread, champthom said they saw that pic too.

(edit: kind of ninja'd by Dr. Merkwurdichliebe)

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Freud, of course, has a lot of specific theories that have now been widely discredited (including that girls and young women molested by creepy older men were merely fantasizing about same), but I can't help but be reminded of his theories about the "anal-expulsive" phase of development, which, as Dr. Merk correctly notes, you're supposed to grow out of by the age of about three. It's worth a lookup if you're interested in how closely Fekul the Baby here matches the "anal-expulsive" personality.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I don't find Sweet's fixation on the fruits of his butthole to be that unusual. Shit is funny. Farts are funny. And they're not necessarily just for kids and mouth breathing simpletons. The Canterbury Tales, for example, has some of the vilest butthole related jokes ever produced, and it's arguably a classic of world literature. So, like, I totally appreciate shit and farts on a deeper level than ya'll.

No, what is noteworthy to me about Sweet's treatment of the scatalogical and flatulent is: 1) he invariably takes something inherently funny and robs it of all humor and joy; and 2) this shit clearly makes his thumbish lil' peepee hard.

Take his Kim Possible sneeze/shits her jeans scenario for example. Ya'll know the one. It somehow makes the glorious accidental shart (EDIT: my phone prefers "share" to "shart") seem dumb, and simultaneously announces his loathsome boner.

 

[AJMLurker]

There's more (at least a couple) on that way past 1997 site he runs. Back on the first page of this thread, champthom said they saw that pic too.

Turd pictures don't bother me much normally (shit, friends of mine still use snapchat often to troll others with turd pics). Generally when I see a picture of shit somewhere, I'm like "hey look, shit" and then move on. BUT when an image of shit is completely unexpected and only being shared because the poster gets off to their own feces, yeah, then there's a problem. I was eating when I came across that image.

Needless to say, Sweet's poop fetish is something I go out of my way to avoid documenting. All I need is his powerleveling to know how much this man loves his shit. I forgot who mentioned it, but a Kiwi found Sweet openly admitting, on AJM STUDIOS nonetheless, that he was upset over losing a saved tubgirl image he had on his computer in a crash. As expected, Sweet was going on about the image in a completely nonchalant manner, highlighting just how deep his fetish goes and how socially stupid he is.

His obsession with feces and farting is doubtless symptomatic of some cognitive disorder, probably one that involves having a mental age of around three, which is consistent with his utter lack of theory of mind. All suggestions are welcome on this edition of Name That Mental Problem.

In psych class a few years back, Freud's psychosexual theory was discussed. I can't explain the theory in a way that will do it justice so I'll cut to the chase. One of the stages a human needs to go through in Freud's psychosexual theory is the anal stage, experienced between the ages of 1-3. Guessing Sweet never made it pass the anal stage successfully, hence why today he's a feces obsessed slob that most likely shits himself on purpose just for arousal.

And ninja'd by @NobleGreyHorse.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I still say Sweet has Sweet Syndrome. I know of no one else with the same unique combination of mental traits.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I don't find Sweet's fixation on the fruits of his butthole to be that unusual. Shit is funny. Farts are funny. And they're not necessarily just for kids and mouth breathing simpletons. The Canterbury Tales, for example, has some of the vilest butthole related jokes ever produced, and it's arguably a classic of world literature. So, like, I totally appreciate shit and farts on a deeper level than ya'll.

And let's not forget Rabelais. The Life of Gargantua and of Pantagruel is filled with scatological humor from start to finish.

But, as you note, Sweet doesn't do humor, scatological or otherwise. His response to expelling a giant turd is to photograph it, post the image on the Internet, and proudly exclaim, "Look at the size of that monster!" I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that he could tell us how it tasted if we asked politely.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I doubt he's schizophrenic myself, but the thought that he might have a very very mild case sometimes crosses my mind when reading the delusions he repeatedly shouts in his rants. Autism is our best bet at the moment though and the most likely cause for Sweet being Sweet. Also living in the middle of nowhere did him no favors.

Other disorders can cause delusions as well. Depending on what the actual disorder is, it could leave his ability to express himself unaffected. Trust me, if Sweet was schizophrenic, his rants would would be incomprehensible. Yes, we think they're based on fantasy, but the point is that we can understand them and tell they're based on fantasy.

 

[AJMLurker]

https://archive.is/WUKSV

Just caught this on Sweet's dA. The post is a teaser for the upcoming fourth season of The Belch Dimension. Oh shit, is anyone else excited for this?! Belch Dimension Season 4, finally! Sweet should make mad bank off of this new season from his loyal following of... spergs on the Kiwi Farms... that only follow him to document his hilarious behavior. So, right, nobody except Sweet and a select population of the Kiwi Farms gives a shit about this upcoming season. Not even the denizens of dA give a shit considering nobody is following Sweet there. Interesting, AJM has hundreds of followers on his dA, whereas Sweet has none. Hmmm...

As usual, Sweet shows some small sign of getting it, but then his delusions wash over him and manages to convince him that there is nothing wrong with him or his work, it's just the people criticizing him that are fucked up.

 

[Ruin]

https://archive.is/WUKSV

Just caught this on Sweet's dA. The post is a teaser for the upcoming fourth season of The Belch Dimension. Oh shit, is anyone else excited for this?! Belch Dimension Season 4, finally! Sweet should make mad bank off of this new season from his loyal following of... spergs on the Kiwi Farms... that only follow him to document his hilarious behavior. So, right, nobody except Sweet and a select population of the Kiwi Farms gives a shit about this upcoming season. Not even the denizens of dA give a shit considering nobody is following Sweet there. Interesting, AJM has hundreds of followers on his dA, whereas Sweet has none. Hmmm...

As usual, Sweet shows some small sign of getting it, but then his delusions wash over him and manages to convince him that there is nothing wrong with him or his work, it's just the people criticizing him that are fucked up.

Sweets was a young man in the 90's, it's weird as hell that all his pop culture references are from the 50's or earlier.