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If Sweet was so adamant that the sketch didn't even exist, why did he sign the confession? He probably wasn't expecting dismissal for it, since he mistakenly believed he was too important to follow things like rules. Those are for lesser mortals.

EDIT: Wish we could get our hands on the original document, that would clear up a lot of questions, but it's probably considered part of Sweet's student records and therefore confidential.
 
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Sweet could post a copy. It would help us investigate the "conspiracy" for him.
We did, after all, make a break in the case after Sweet's nearly two decades of impotence.
 
Christian charity
Reminds me of a certain brony patriot forum...

And attaching Belch Dimension to a letter to cops? Well, he cites those comics as a source for being against DTV and some guy who (no longer) works at ASU, and he advertised them in death threats...
 
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Every year, I get several letters or emails from my college newspaper asking me to come to an alumni dinner or be a mentor to a student or to help edit the paper while the editors are occupied during the new writers' tryouts. I always thought of this as a silly waste of my time, but fuck, it's Sweetums's dream.

Our college paper was a daily, too.
 
Yes, Sweet sent a copy of one of his retarded comics to a police officer, thinking that his autistic doodles would make it clear to law enforcement that they were dealing with a rational human being. The mind boggles.
Hey, sending questionable materials to the police worked out juuuuuuuuuuust fine for Nick Bate!...oh, hold on.
 
Sweet took a class in creative writing. (Yeah, I know. Impossible to imagine Sweet involved in something that requires both writing and creativity, two things he sucks at.) The professor teaching the class eventually recognized the barely disguised characters that appeared in all of his stories and had to order Sweet to stop turning in work that involved Sweet's self-insert killing the staff of the college newspaper. At any normal university, the prof would have been required to turn Sweet's revenge fantasies over to the dean of judicial affairs and the campus police. And Sweet would have been out on his non-creative, non-writing autistic ass.
I remember the Virginia Tech shooter was mandated for counseling under similar circumstances. Like Sweet's, you can even read his garbage on the internet.
 
I remember the Virginia Tech shooter was mandated for counseling under similar circumstances. Like Sweet's, you can even read his garbage on the internet.
I seem to remember that Jonny boy actually talked about Cho, something about defending why he decided to go on a cowardly shooting spree because did not get a girl. Let me search to see if he did.

EDIT: Welp, here it is in all of its retarded glory:

Mixed Sweets, from the archive. Jonathan wrote a blog entry about the Virginia Tech shootings. It's...quite something.

The most telling quote is this one:
My mind returns to my first theory: some sort of loss as the impetus. After three years perhaps the bloom was off the rose for Cho. Maybe his perfect job dried up, his perfect ten girl left him, and those sumptuous meals were making him fat and gassy. The future after college looked bleak. So all that was left for this fartknocker was to go out in a mad blaze of glory less than six weeks before graduation.


Also, he ends with a sales pitch for his Sonichu comic.

4/25/07: Yes, Virginia, There is a Sanity Clause
Last week a terrible event sent shock waves rolling through a nation. On Apr 16, Seung-Hui Cho, a severely disturbed So. Korean student, strode into a girls' dorm at Virgina Technical Institute in Blacksburg VA and murdered a young man and woman. An hour later at a building across the campus, he expressionlessly went from room to room like a black wraith. He lined up and shot over two dozen more people, a number of which were women. Then he leveled the gun at his own face, squeezed a round off, and entered immortality.
Now without overly politicizing the incident, and trying to take a tack on it that perhaps no one else has, the first item that attracted my attention was the murder of the girl. Who was she? News reports talk about her bright smile and her easy, outgoing nature. But that's extremely surface--it really doesn't say anything about who she was. All I heard from the news was person after person saying how weird and creepy Cho was. No one said one bad word against the girl. If she was a loose or immoral girl, would we have been treated to interviews from ex-boyfriends who would attest to this? I think not. Was she and her male companion who died with her perhaps in the throes of passion when Cho entered her room, gun cocked? We don't know. We don't even know if she and Cho had a relationship, in even the loosest sense of the word. I haven't even heard anything about the dead girl in days--the last thing was that the police were checking her and Cho's phone records to see if he might have told someone about his scheme, a la a B-movie villain--which (being an old newspaperman who knows how to read between the lines) means they're trying to figure out if she and Cho were having a secret affair that ended poorly. They can't say this, of course, because, no matter what, you can't bash the girl. If she had led the guy on and then shut him down, he's still a creep, and she's the innocent victim of a bad relationship. If the tables were turned and she had shot Cho, then it would come to light what a creep and a pervert the guy was, and she'd be lauded. If she had gone on a rampage and killed thirty men, pausing only to spout the requisite crackbrained feminist slogans, she'd be a goddess.
The case, at least initially, had all the earmarks of a Sweet story: a man betrayed by an unfaithful or immoral woman seeks a violent, ugly retribution. In "Smitten With Her", his name was Ernest Mentero. In "The Second Mrs. Pecker" it was James Pecker. In "Virago" I called him Leslie Heische, and in TIRESIAS, Antonio Mitcheson. My heroes--a man who loses his lover because of a deep personal revelation and falls in the arms of a diseased strumpet, a cuckold who poisons his wife and marries her sister, and two gun-wielding stalkers. So too, was this a quintessential Sweet setting: a small town, a college campus. In Cho's diseased mind this girl deserved death. If it had stopped there, it would have been at least understandable, if no less tragic. But it took an ugly turn when he shot another thirty innocents, most of which made no mistake worse than not sleeping in that morning. I imagine he didn't even know their names, nor they his. What was Cho's connection to this girl, if any? Were they ever involved?
Then it took an even uglier turn when it came to light that between killings Cho mailed a press kit of sorts to NBC, containing a dozen or so photographs of himself, many of him aiming his weapons of choice at the camera, and a ranting, angry videotape. In it he spewed forth a garbled, furious gospel of hate against a world he felt was against him. This video manifesto has been played ad nauseum on NBC, drawing much criticism for its sensationalism of violence and the granting posthumous fame to a psychopath, to say nothing of inspiring future psychopaths. Indeed, only two days later a student in Florida was taken into custody when he was found mapping out a plot to top Cho's record. This ambitious young man's scheme would take the death toll to three digits.
I believe the free and easy pace of college breeds these angry, lost individuals like mushrooms in a dark cellar. Buffets three times a day! Free no-questions-asked sex with hot girls who randomly phone your room for the purpose of propositioning you! The promise of a career after graduation with virtually no training! No wonder a college student's perspective gets screwed up so badly! They come out of four years of an academic Neverland with nothing to show for it but a mountain of student loans, a thickened waistline, and a few nifty new prejudices.
What do we know about Cho before he arrived at V-Tech? We know he was seen as deeply troubled, even suicidal, by his parents, neighbors, and peers. He was the prototypical "quiet" type. High-school peers tell of snide comments and verbal abuse (e.g. "Go back to China"). One report tells he was in counseling for a time. I know from experience that most of these college counselors are nothing more than mind-numbed bureaucratic drones from judicial affairs who work in cubicles little bigger than a refrigerator crate, wear ugly cheap suits, probably drive ugly, cheap little cars, and don't really give a damn about you. If you actually are smart enough to outline a plan for them to help you get to the root of the problem, they don't want to go to the trouble, usually brushing you off with an "I don't think that's necessary". Trust me, there is no one who can compliment you and make you feel like crap at the same time like a j.a. dean. I think they go to special courses to learn that skill. So there's one piece of the puzzle: pushed into the shadows because of the "lock-em-up-shut-em-up-dope-em-up" mentality of our society, which puts a Band-Aid (TM) on a bleeding stump and sends you on your way, he simply marinated in his own madness, forlorn and helpless.
I maintain that people like Cho are not born; they are made. I must wonder about this guy. Did he ever enjoy a moment of happiness? Did he ever truly belong? Did he have a girlfriend, or someone he thought could be a girlfriend? Did he pursue extracurriculars? His teachers point to his extremely disturbing short stories, full of blood and violence...but I know some small-press pulps who publish that sort of thing frequently, and none of these authors ever took up a gun against their schoolmates. If he had had the proper outlet for his creativity, he might have actually been a productive and useful member of society--or maybe his blowup would have happened two, five, ten, or twenty years down the line. My mind returns to my first theory: some sort of loss as the impetus. After three years perhaps the bloom was off the rose for Cho. Maybe his perfect job dried up, his perfect ten girl left him, and those sumptuous meals were making him fat and gassy. The future after college looked bleak. So all that was left for this fartknocker was to go out in a mad blaze of glory less than six weeks before graduation.
Folks knew what the guy was. His final tantrum against the world was years in coming. So why did no one step in and take action? Well, ostensibly college is the ultimate bastion of tolerance, accepting any sort of perversion and deviant behavior quietly, saying nothing for fear of offending someone, though ironically being the most intolerant and conformist institution outside of Stalin's gulags. You can pee in the stairwells and have sex with a goat in your room, but you can't say or print anything critical of those who do such things. If Cho had made an anti-gay comment within a hundred-yard radius of a homosexual staffer, student, or townie who might be coincidentally passing by just then, the University might have stepped in and done something about him. But he didn't, so his frustration and his lunacy quietly festered as he stalked young women, penned his creepy stories, and mumbled his way through English 101 or simply sat quietly with that blank, unsettling stare.
Here's another puzzle piece: poor communication and poor policing of entry points into campus. I have long expressed the need for better security on college campuses--stiffer checkpoints at main roads, regular patrols of side roads, screening incoming calls to dorm rooms. The Small-Minds in administration usually cry budget woes or make mumbled references to George Bush's wiretapping program and the Nazis. However, there were at least ten open ingresses to the V-Tech campus, and early on it was thought, before it was learned it was a student who did this, that an outsider had simply walked in and shot up the joint. The security at Arkansas State is no better. What's to stop a disgruntled ex-student or disturbed townie from simply walking in and writing his own bloody sequel to the Virginia slaughter? I should note I myself was banned from campus in 1999 after my dispute with my former bosses escalated, and I was threatened with arrest if I ever set foot on campus--of course, I am not the violent type; I'm more of the "lampoon my enemies mercilessly in print" school of retribution.
Which reminds me: the first installment of "SweetTart" hits webstands this Friday, and part 2 is scheduled for May 25. This is the one based on my experiences in the newsroom, and it's a lot of fun to draw for me. Basically the worse someone hurt me, the uglier they are as they come out of my pen...so on one hand you have the heroine, who looks pretty cute--and on the other, you have the copy editor who looks like a jug-eared version of The Joker, and the faculty advisor looking like Jabba the Hutt f--ed Mimi Bobeck from THE DREW CAREY SHOW. I've still got another half a dozen pages to finish, so adios for this week.
Posted by Fekul_the_Baby 04/25/2007 10:52AM PDT
 
Right here (and below) is Sweet describing the document he signed. It sounds like the campaign of harassment began even before he was formally dismissed from the paper. Read it and weep -- or laugh, which is what I did:



Yes, Sweet sent a copy of one of his retarded comics to a police officer, thinking that his autistic doodles would make it clear to law enforcement that they were dealing with a rational human being. The mind boggles.

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Note that Sweet's ravings above are from his "Welcome to Lemora" page and are quite different from his ravings on the very same topic in his "Fekul the Baby" journal, which can be found right here. (Search for "Mark Berky.")
Jon Boy dijo:
My family doesn't respect me or support my cause.

lel
 
If Sweet was so adamant that the sketch didn't even exist, why did he sign the confession?
I'm guessing a combination of pressure from his autism and narcissism. Autism is notorious for the sensory issues it causes so when under great distress, Sweet Bro is not going to be able to think straight. Under pressure from his NT buddies, Sweet's mental illness wouldn't be able to handle the stress so he admitted to the plagiarism charges to get the slack off his back. Of course, he forgot to realize that admitting such a thing would spell certain doom for his future on the paper. Now knowing that admitting such a thing is wrong, Sweet has been actively working to convince everyone that anything he said on the plagiarism confession doesn't matters. Nothing more than liberal trickery he can defeat in court.

He's the best thing to grace The Herald since the beginning of time and he works tirelessly to rid the liberals' control over the paper. We can't have the libs working against our Sweetian Hero, Jonathan M. Sweet, we need him to save our world from the gubermint.
 
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Apologies for the double-post, but I also found this:

http://www.docstoc.com/docs/1341072...ter-Jonathan-M-Sweet_-made-by-Roselyne---Webs

It's an interview with Sweets from 10 years ago, for what looks like a horror/scifi zine. Could someone please download it - I can't on my phone. The Google result that brought me to it suggests he discussed "Ashleigh" in the interview.

EDIT: Link above doesn't seem to work. Try this one.

A couple of people have stumbled upon this interview, but I don't think it's actually been explored.

It's quite horrifying, even by Sweet's standards.

The Apotheosis of Autism wrote:

I had a relationship with a girl, Ashleigh Bainks, while all this other stuff was going on with The Herald, that didn't work out--that was the basis for another story in Almasheol called "Smitten With Her". In "Dark Hunger" a character's girlfriend has a full-blown orgasm while watching The Exorcist. Ashleigh really did that.

No. She didn't.

I Don't Know the Meaning of the Word Buy wrote:

I like stories about cursed objects. I'd done one before, in fact, called "The Kestron Lenses". I wrote that one in 2001. Bewildering Stories just bought it.

- Congratulations. How much did you get?

No money.

No wonder the engine repair shop was such a success. Customers come in and buy stuff. How much do they pay? Nothing.

She Lives With Me wrote:

But back to the shop. We shut down just two months after we opened. It was the Fourth of July weekend--just before Almasheol was published, in fact. My partner blew town. He was not a man of vision and he didn't like the way I handled my part of the shop or the fact that, even though he was the senior partner, and my boss, technically he worked for me. [Empasis in original.]

"He worked for me." "She lives with me." I'm beginning to see a pattern here. And that "He was not a man of vision" sounds exactly like Ignatius J. Reilly. (For anyone who has yet to read A Confederacy of Dunces, there's a quiz next week.)

I Live in Another Dimension wrote:

I'm optioning "Dark Hunger" for potential movie adaptation. Which is where the real money is.

And how much is he optioning it for? No money. And to whom? Nobody.

Irony or Coincidence? wrote:

Q: Favorite fruit?
A: Kiwi.

He'd probably give a different answer now.

I Love to Repeat My Dumbest Mistakes wrote:

Q: Favorite verb?
A: Spelunking. It sounds dirty.

It's a damned noun, you retard.

I Make Baby Jesus Cry wrote:

Q: Favorite movie?
A: The Exorcist. I want to bring hot Catholic girls to full orgasm.

Sweet would need a detailed anatomy text and a room filled with 220-volt adult novelty items to accomplish this task. Ashleigh states in her deposition to detectives with the Arkansas State University Police Department that Sweet frequently mentioned during phone sex that his membrum virile, which he referred to as "Godzilla," was 3 inches of bone knife that no barely legal girl -- or teenage boy -- could handle.
 
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Pretty sure I've read this interview before, just haven't fully taken in the blunt of Sweet's gloriousness yet.

Jon Sweet: Professional Businessman Needed on Wall Street Now dijo:
He was not a man of vision and he didn't like the way I handled my part of the shop or the fact that, even though he was the senior partner, and my boss, technically he worked for me. [Empasis in original.]
And here we go again folks, the reason why our Sweetian Hero has gone nowhere in his life. Of course, he's blaming all his problems on others as usual. Dale wanted to run his shop a certain way, his future retarded step-son disagreed with him and thus, Dale was an idiot incapable of realizing that he actually worked for his incompetent future step-son. Yep, Dale's an idiot who can't recognize genius when he sees it. He'll never amount to anything since he forsake the great Jon Sweet, future leader of ASU and conservatism.

Oh... the irony! dijo:
Q: Favorite fruit?
A: Kiwi.
I currently can't see the original page for this interview, but it is shit like this that makes me reaffirm my faith in a higher power. Too coincidental for my taste. So Jonny, how are you enjoying dem Kiwi fruit in your life?
 
I currently can't see the original page for this interview, but it is shit like this that makes me reaffirm my faith in a higher power. Too coincidental for my taste. So Jonny, how are you enjoying dem Kiwi fruit in your life?

I've added a link that seems to work. Here it is.

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Pretty sure I've read this interview before, just haven't fully taken in the blunt of Sweet's gloriousness yet.

Parts of it read like the long interview he did with AJM Studios. But other parts are new to me. Then again, he's been posting tons of crazy crap for going on 20 years and there's a lot to remember.
 
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This exchange is brilliant. You can just tell the interviewer is quietly taking the piss a bit, and Sweet totally misses it.
- This question may have been asked to you a thousand times, but where do you find your inspiration?

You probably think I'm going to say "Write what you know", but I'll forego that old chestnut and say "Write what you believe".

I get inspiration from a variety of sources. Dreams sometimes give me ideas--I think it ties in to my excessive TV watching, because a lot of them play like bad B-movies. I had one two years ago, for example, about a housewife who feeds a dog some spoiled food, and the damn thing dies. So she sticks the body in the deep freeze, right? Then she buries it in the yard. But here's the catch: the dog is still alive. And there's a leak underground. Radioactive waste or something. The dog--who' s now a decaying seven-foot-tall mess of rotting flesh and putrid shit--is pissed now. So he comes after the dame who buried him. I thought it was frigging great--like one of those old cheapo black-and-white flicks things AMC trots out every Halloween, like what Hammer and Corman cranked out in the sixties. I write it up and mail it off. This editor--a woman--not only turns it down, but she calls me a misogynist, too!

- I wonder why.

That's not the first time I've been called one, mind you, but goddamn! I thought editors were supposed to be professional!
Edit: It gets better.
I hate rich people anyway. They raise their daughters to be total cunts.

- You only say that because of Ashleigh.

Probably. But she was the second rich girl I've dated in my life, and it's like they were sisters by another mister. If you've seen one, you've seen them all.

- Quite an enlightened attitude you have there.
. And even though he's got a job now and seems to have cleaned himself up, my brother will fall back into his old patterns of behavior one day. The frames of my glasses are still crooked from our last fight even after all these months. I keep them that way so I will never forget what a monster he is capable of being. And the axe I told you about is still under my bed. Next time he comes after me I will be ready for him.

- That's very cynical of you. And disturbing.

This sort of thinking isn't really healthy, I'll admit, but it does make good story fodder. In the midst of all this unhappiness came some of my best work--really dramatic stories about families and friends who are torn apart by drug addiction, job loss, financial problems, betrayal, stealing, fighting. Stories about outcasts and exiles and about forgotten people living on the fringe, being hated, being always on the outside looking in. They're real because I was forced to live them.
- Put another way, have you ever written something so bad you hid it away and didn't release it?

Yes. I was writing my autobiography, called I, Asshole, the summer after I left school. But after I finished the book I decided not to put it out. I'd talked about The Herald and named names. I'd talked about all the flings I'd had in college, including a major section on Ashleigh. It was really whining and petty and rambling, and if it it published it would be a lawsuit waiting to happen. So I shelved it.

Five years later I was writing this story about two girls who share a dorm room at Clark College. One of them, Janet M. Stack, became a presumptuous, opinionated columnist for the campus paper.

- Sounds...familiar.

I drag out Asshole and start paging through it looking for anything I can salvage. I found quite a bit of gold amongst the chaff, and I changed all the names and used it. Some of the newsroom scenes are word-for-word out of actual conversations and events.
I think it's hilarious how the interviewer, who presumably was supposed to at least be neutral, if not make Sweet look good, starts openly snarking at him at points. You can tell they're fed up with the interview.

Also, Rush Limbaugh's call handler refuses to put Sweet through. Poor Sweet, he'll never get noticed by senpai.
 
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As somebody who understands the necessity of outside the box thinking, Jonathan M. Sweet really does disappoint me in this department. If there is one thing that gets me about him, it's how he tries to push his bullshit upon others and expects them to eat it up without a single damn question on their part. Let's be honest, manipulating other people to like you with tactics is an unfortunate reality, but Sweet tries this all the time and fails horrendously.

This is the typical hypocrisy we can expect from our Sweetian Hero. He refuses to accept anything at face value, but he wholly expects others to take his word at face value and just accept his point of view. He tosses out claims about how he's willing to have a civilized debate over his views and can be convinced that he's wrong, but that is him blowing smoke out his ass as usual. Sweetness has shown he doesn't have the necessary mental capacity to handle a debate maturely. You try to get real with him and point out what he's doing wrong in life and he'll blow you off with rationalizations about how his dream to return to ASU is of the utmost importance for himself and the world. Never mind that we've told him over and over that his dream is completely unrealistic and he should instead focus on getting a job with the current degree he has.

Talk about selling yourself short and I hate it when people do that. Outside the box thinking can be great and extremely beneficial for society as a whole, but Sweet brings nothing to the table. Jon M. Sweet portrays himself as an intellectual with bright ideas any chance he can get, but he can't back up his talk whatsoever. This leads to him becoming a victim of ridicule as soon as others realize what he's all about. Standing for nothing is how you will fall for anything. Come on, most people would know what they need to do in this situation, but Sweet simply continues to feed this mess. He wouldn't be a lolcow if he actually worked to deter attention from the Farms, but it is disappointing how he can't, especially for someone who has such high hopes for themselves. Think about how Sweet's ability to approach others and "market" himself would've come in handy for him if he could listen to others' advice. But wait, change is a liberal ploy. Naw, Sweet, the only ploy here is what you're doing to yourself.
There is nothing wrong with believing in yourself, but Sweet is a chronic fuck up and has stepped deep into narcissist territory so he can only offer empty talk about what a badass he is. AND THIS HAS BEEN HIS LIFE FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS.

Sweet, people only see you for the loser that you are. You don't realize this, but a lot of people do view this thread. Not like millions or hundred of thousands or even thousands, but people do lurk in this thread on the daily. The Kiwis who actively post in this thread aren't the only ones watching your actions. So yeah, with every stupid rebuttal you throw our way, you only dig yourself deeper. Your idiocy is on display for everyone to see just like how all my posts here are.

Sweet, haven't you ever had a moment where you realized "Oh snap! Everybody finds me obnoxious! They mock me relentlessly! Instead of mocking or threatening them back, I should actually do something to figure out why people hate me and prove them wrong"? I understand your autism has reduced you to having extremely low expectations for life in general, but it would be nice to see you overcome your beliefs and actually do something worthwhile. I know I'm talking to an autistic sociopath here, but weirder things have happened.
 
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone.

Flings? Multiple?
Why hasn't he regaled us with those yet? Why does it always have to be about Ashlaaay?
Oh, it's because they're as real as Sweet's fanbase in college (IE utterly a lie). Just like how Ma lives with him and how he was the Manager at Dale's store, Sweets proves again why he is a horrible human being by lying once more about the situation. He was probably using that Japanese-exchange student and some other poor girl as the template for his "flings".
 
Oh, it's because they're as real as Sweet's fanbase in college (IE utterly a lie). Just like how Ma lives with him and how he was the Manager at Dale's store, Sweets proves again why he is a horrible human being by lying once more about the situation. He was probably using that Japanese-exchange student and some other poor girl as the template for his "flings".
Beat me to it @Adamska.

It's shit like claiming he has had multiple "flings" with "girls" in college that makes me wonder if he also has a dash of schizophrenia mixed in with his autism. The fact that Jon still promotes the same lies to this day is eerily, especially since they've been completely busted wide open by Kiwi investigators. Jonny seems to really believe the lies that he tells himself. Normally I would think he's a pathological liar, but since he continues lying while under an impression that people will still believe him even after being hilariously exposed, it makes me wonder if he's just a schizo. Would explain why we can't make any progress on his liberal issues.

Anyone familiar with CWC know if he was as out of touch with reality as Sweet is 99% of the time? There is a difference between being autistic and seriously being out of touch with reality.
 
Oh, it's because they're as real as Sweet's fanbase in college (IE utterly a lie). Just like how Ma lives with him and how he was the Manager at Dale's store, Sweets proves again why he is a horrible human being by lying once more about the situation. He was probably using that Japanese-exchange student and some other poor girl as the template for his "flings".
To be honest, I was just hoping I could bait him into waxing poetic about all those other college girls he totally was involved with. :oops:
 
Beat me to it @Adamska.

It's shit like claiming he has had multiple "flings" with "girls" in college that makes me wonder if he also has a dash of schizophrenia mixed in with his autism. The fact that Jon still promotes the same lies to this day is eerily, especially since they've been completely busted wide open by Kiwi investigators. Jonny seems to really believe the lies that he tells himself. Normally I would think he's a pathological liar, but since he continues lying while under an impression that people will still believe him even after being hilariously exposed, it makes me wonder if he's just a schizo. Would explain why we can't make any progress on his liberal issues.

Anyone familiar with CWC know if he was as out of touch with reality as Sweet is 99% of the time? There is a difference between being autistic and seriously being out of touch with reality.
As a guy who rode the Shane Train from the beginning into its final fuckening, I can say that it's mostly because Sweets is too retarded and narcissistic to acknowledge the fact he's a filthy fucking liar. He genuinely thinks he's both smooth enough to get us to believe this shit, and stupid enough to think it would work.
 
To be honest, I was just hoping I could bait him into waxing poetic about all those other college girls he totally was involved with. :oops:
Too much for our Sweetian Hero's mental capacity. He can rant poetically about Ashlaaay because he/she has some basis in reality. As for these "other girls", all Jon Sweet can say about "them" is that he boinked them good with his tic-tac in the local broom closet.
 
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