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I don't know why he bothers with the costume. He could get way more kids to "drop a Mars Bar in their pants" just by being himself.
🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
Lol looking for fap fuel on DeviantArt.
Everybody knows you can find better shit on Pixiv...
I mean, Lol looking for fap fuel on DeviantArt.
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- 3 de Sep, 2014
No one told him about naughty website links, and combined with his criminal levels of laziness DA was probably the only thing he could find for it. Heck, even Tumblr is a better source for depraved masturbation fuel, but again Jon is the type of idiot to simply just say good enough when the bare minimum is met, and sometimes not even that.Lol looking for fap fuel on DeviantArt.
Everybody knows you can find better shit on Pixiv...
I mean, Lol looking for fap fuel on DeviantArt.
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- 18 de Mayo, 2014
Lol looking for fap fuel on DeviantArt.
Everybody knows you can find better shit on Pixiv...
I mean, Lol looking for fap fuel on DeviantArt.
He knows DeviantArt has an "artistic nudes" section which is made almost entirely of teen girls taking pictures of their vaginas right? Or is Sweets one of those weirdos who can only get off to cartoons?
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
The stuff that that man [citation needed] puts up unironically on his favorites is a cornucopia of weird fetishes, everything from farting, to forced gender-swap, to this shit. I mean, look, some guys like muscular women, fine. But the way Sweet faves this stuff so blatantly, it's like he has no sense of class, no filter on his lecherous tendencies. But then, seeing as how he began writing about the love of his life with an animated emoticon jerking off 'til it squirted, I'm not even slightly surprised.
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- 29 de Jun, 2013
I would normally say "don't encourage him!" but on the other hand, he would be having a hell of a time navigating foreign sites.Lol looking for fap fuel on DeviantArt.
Everybody knows you can find better shit on Pixiv...
I mean, Lol looking for fap fuel on DeviantArt.
It still amazes me how he has a deviantart account but can't figure out how to use other social network sites.
Huh. He doesn't have any photographs in his favorites and it surprises me that he has yet to creep on the women there. I can't believe I just noticed that now.
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I remember mentioning that ahwile back. At least Sweet acknowledges a heliocentric Solar System.
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The teen years were not that woman's best looks years, but she is very cute in a small-town mum way now. And her husband is pretty good-looking, gainfully employed, and not a complete loon.
I still wonder if that woman is even the original "Ashleigh Bainks", or if it was a group trolling project and she was the unlucky one who got the short straw and had to meet him in person.
I still wonder if that woman is even the original "Ashleigh Bainks", or if it was a group trolling project and she was the unlucky one who got the short straw and had to meet him in person.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
Yup. I posted this before, but, according to Fekul the Baby:
To paraphrase my earlier reaction:
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- 3 de Sep, 2014
In this day and age, we have google translate. It allows us to actually translate languages reasonably well when asked to. You really do have no excuse considering that search engine you got there you luddite.Jerkass Mooching Sloth dijo:
Wouldn't be shocked if it was the latter considering how Sweets was too stupid to get her info right in his 20 year rapequest and the fact that I'm reasonably certain she was a troll just messing with the delusional moron who would scream out Andrew Dice Clay anti-humor at events thinking he was some genius doing this.
That and it kind of looks like three different women from that picture montage. Would not be shocked if Jonny boy also was as faceblind and voice blind as Chris.
Doing other things? Fuck that, Sweet ain't got the time or mental development level for that. Shit, dude didn't even try and do anything else. What a pathetic kissless virgin.Going to Die Alone dijo:
Yeah lol no. She ain't that bad looking, but model material she ain't. She comes off more like a plump socialworker/teacher/mom who comes from suburbia really.Faceblind Sweet dijo:
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@Adamska
Pretty sure @ToroidalBoat was making a joke. He hasn't actually mentioned anything moonspeak related.
Pretty sure @ToroidalBoat was making a joke. He hasn't actually mentioned anything moonspeak related.
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- 10 de Feb, 2015
We all know Sweets is too crippled by the mold kingdom to do anything, but it is really creepy how he talks about himself/character stalking, shooting, and killing the father (who actually doesn't have a daughter), how ends up sympathize with his character/himself, and then ends the blog with how his works are often premonitions.
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- 3 de Sep, 2014
Oh. Welp I can't read either I guess. Ah well, he still doesn't have much of an excuse considering what I said about it.
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
Sweet doesn't get out much. This is a guy who thought that a standard computer lab was like we'd think of mission control at NASA, and a standard buffet is a sumptuous meal fit for a king. Still, at least Sweet could see beauty in her.
Yeah, it was a joke. I fixed the quote in it to reflect that.
I actually do know a little Japanese, but I'm currently nowhere near fluent. "全てを削除する" means "delete all."
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Sweet is at least mildly interested in Japanese stuff. He wanted to write a story where Sailor Moon came to visit Jonichu, but gave up when he couldn't imagine a reason for a Japanese schoolgirl to visit America (with such imagination, no wonder he plagiarises).
He also mentioned on AJM that he has a meganeko fetish, which I think is Japanese for "girl with glasses".
I guess his general ineptitude means that it's difficult for him to watch cartoons that aren't on the two channels that the US Government allow him to receive. If he had more opportunity to be exposed to anime, he'd probably be more of a weeaboo.
He also mentioned on AJM that he has a meganeko fetish, which I think is Japanese for "girl with glasses".
I guess his general ineptitude means that it's difficult for him to watch cartoons that aren't on the two channels that the US Government allow him to receive. If he had more opportunity to be exposed to anime, he'd probably be more of a weeaboo.
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- 3 de Sep, 2014
So he's even more of a pathetic moron than Gonterman, who was actually quite capable of doing this with like a five minute brainstorm of shit. Just wow.
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
If by "weeaboo" you just mean anime fan, I could see that. But if you mean the real definition of "weeaboo" -- someone who's obsessed with Japan to an excessive level and thinks anything non-Japanese is inferior -- I just don't see Sweet being like that.
Although it would possibly be hilarious to see.
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The only thing he's obsessed with to that level is himself, and his bodily functions. Everything else takes a backseat.