🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[sparklemilhouse]

He has a license? Didn't he write about how his mom has to drive his lazy ass around?

Even in the middle of the night to get batteries for his mouse?

 

[John Titor]

Looks like an old truck a creep like Jon would drive. He drives, right? How else is he going to go to the newsstand at Walmart.

Even in the middle of the night to get batteries for his mouse?

lol, he seriously said he can't drive. He tried to learn but gave up because of some barking dogs and claimed he was afraid to hit them.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Our latest correspondence.

1- So my assumption that you lived in a dilapidated shack wasn't far off. Thanks for confirming that.
2- You made playlist of old commercials because of a page of your shitty comic? Could have just said "Because I'm lame as fuck" and be done with it.
3- Actually Passover is more important holiday in the Jewish faith than Hanukkah. You would know this if you actually learned about other cultures instead of viewing everything through a white trash prism.
4- You can answer people on a forum you don't actually go on (despite having access) but you can't even acknowledge the tragedy in #Paris? I realize it isn't MLP for you to jerk off to but that's not cool, John. #Compassion
5- Taco Salad? Straight up #WhiteNonsense.

1) Well, I'm sorry my childhood home isn't grand enough to suit you. And if converting the spare room into a garage is as easy as Homo-SMOF says it is, then why haven't the new renters done it? Oh, well, I guess they need a guest room, or something. Oh, and "ditch your most mentally retarded offspring in a forest during a cross-country family trip"? Yeah, you're one to talk about "compassion", jackass. I thought it was us Republicans who were supposed to be all about throwing beloved family members off the cliff when their upkeep becomes too inconvenient for us. Guess not. I'll pray for your family's sake you never do a remodel on your house, then.
2) Okay... you're lame as fuck, and I'm done with it. Happy....?

3) I don't care, okay...? Blah-blah-blah-yabyabyabyabyab-blah.
4) I'll wait until I have all the information before I discuss the issue. Radio hosts are calling it "France's 9-11", but I don't want to go that far.
5) That recipe was one of the few things I learned in college that wasn't a total lie.

Near the top of things he learned in college, taco salad. He must have lost his god damn mind learning about salad bars.

 

[Goofy Logic]

The best sign of a close-minded retarded man is when he dismisses your argument with "Blah-blah-blah-yabyabyabyabyab-blah."

The faster he does it, the more crazy he is.

 

[Holdek]

Our latest correspondence.





Near the top of things he learned in college, taco salad. He must have lost his god damn mind learning about salad bars.

It's strange...on the journal it says "4 comments," but when I click on it, I only see three.

 

[Mahimahi]

Gonna leap to Sweetbro's defence and say that I don't think he meant to imply that Jews go to Mecca. But he would do better not to smash his analogies together so violently.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Oh, goodness.

1) Well, I'm sorry my childhood home isn't grand enough to suit you.

You can't help that you were brought up in garbage, Jon. That you insist on being trash is your fault.

And if converting the spare room into a garage is as easy as Homo-SMOF says it is,

Lame, Jon, really lame. "Homo" merely illustrates your homophobia. You may as well have called me a honkey. Besides, I've actually had sex with women. By your own admission, you haven't.

then why haven't the new renters done it?

Utterly beyond the point, Jon.

Oh, well, I guess they need a guest room, or something.

Yeah, they might be putting up some ugly, retarded mental case that they want to hide from the world.

Oh, and "ditch your most mentally retarded offspring in a forest during a cross-country family trip"? Yeah, you're one to talk about "compassion", jackass. I thought it was us Republicans who were----

Hey, hey, Chucklenuts- @ DrChristianTroy mentioned compassion, I said nothing of the sort. I realize that I'm trying to reason with someone who would lose a battle of wits with a stalk of broccoli, but try to follow me here: we are not the same person. We are what are referred to as two different people.

Additionally, for the record, let me make myself clear: I don't have the first shred of compassion for you.

I'll pray for your family's sake you never do a remodel on your house, then.

My family doesn't live with me, nor I with them. You're projecting. Further, no one needs a dishonest pervert like you praying for them.

2) Okay... you're lame as fuck, and I'm done with it. Happy....?

Weak sauce, Thumbscrew.

3) I don't care, okay...? Blah-blah-blah-yabyabyabyabyab-blah.

Blim-blim talk again. Your ability to write like an adult has clearly reached its limit.

4) I'll wait until I have all the information before I discuss the issue. Radio hosts are calling it "France's 9-11", but I don't want to go that far.

So, no empathy for the victims at all? Meh, about as much as one would expect from you.

5) That recipe was one of the few things I learned in college that wasn't a total lie.

So you admit that you were wrong about college. Well, it's not much, but it's a start.

Edited.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

He drives, right?

If I put together what I read right, Sweet's mom drives him around, and back when his brother still lived there (assuming he doesn't anymore), his brother would dominate the car except for a few hours on Sundays. I see 2 vehicles in that pic though, although knowing how the stereotypical Southerner handles derelict vehicles, it's possible one of them doesn't work.

he was afraid to hit them

I thought it was more like he was afraid of them as they surrounded the car?

we are not the same person

Due to Sweet's projection tendencies and poor theory of mind, he probably sees all Kiwis as a single caricature: a bumbling progressive who likes stuff like Angry Birds, Miley Cyrus music, and the Toyota Prius... and who talks in Whitewash Jones speak a speech that's a "mockery of severely mentally retarded people." One would think that the Bad Boy of College Journalism should know better than to have a misconception like that, but no one [you know where this is going].

Also, I don't wish a horrible attack on Sweet like you described. Life and his own shitty choices are already beating him up every day anyway.

 

[Mahimahi]

Funnily enough, it's not too late for Sweetbro - or anyone else - to have something resembling a career in journalism.

The chances of getting a real paying job are super-slim, but there are still plenty of free papers and websites hungry for copy they don't have to pay for.

And before Sweets gets all indignant about not being paid, he should remind himself that he is a true conservative who believes that business owners should call the shots and that workers should just shut up and be grateful for what they're given. Even if it's nothing at all.

Sweets could start by calling and emailing every paper and street-press rag in his area and volunteering to write whatever they need. He could do the same with websites all over the world - though not the big ones, which are already full of talented journalism graduates writing their arses off for nothing.

It would suck not to get paid, but it would still be cool for him to be getting bylines. And to be getting freebies that are a lot cooler than vandalised Pamela Anderson posters.

But - and this is a big but - he would need some humility. He might have to do a fair bit of shitwork and he would certainly have to take direction and criticism. I don't imagine that that would be easy for his ego to deal with.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

If I put together what I read right, Sweet's mom drives him around, and back when his brother still lived there (assuming he doesn't anymore), his brother would dominate the car except for a few hours on Sundays. I see 2 vehicles in that pic though, although knowing how the stereotypical Southerner handles derelict vehicles, it's possible one of them doesn't work.

That might be an older photo, from when Sweet Sr. was alive. Possibly a two-car household at the time?

I thought it was more like he was afraid of them as they surrounded the car?

Yup. He got spooked, as if it were an omen. Pfft.

Also, I don't wish a horrible attack on Sweet like you described. Life and his own shitty choices are already beating him up every day anyway.

Well, strictly speaking, I don't wish....

Nah, you know what, Teebs? You make an excellent point. As much as I'd like to see Sweet smacked hard across the face for his disgusting talk and behavior, we're still talking about a guy who can't use some of the most user-friendly tech in human history outside of a crayon without someone holding his hand all the way through. You're a better man/woman than I, and I have no trouble admitting that.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

It's strange...on the journal it says "4 comments," but when I click on it, I only see three.

That's on me. When I replied I accidentally did it as a new comment. As stupid as it sounds I like it all being being one line of comments. My bad.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

1. Blah-blah-blah-blah, blah....

Yeah, Jon, you're a child and have no defense against Troy's burn. We get it. You were raised in trash and chose to remain covered in trash. Troy's done better than you. The truth hurts.

2. Why the fuck do you giibberheads keep tabs on me? That's mad creepy.

We keep tabs on you, because you keep talking about us. You can't even stop thinking about us, apparently. That's mad creepy, you convicted criminal.

Google Earth is one thing "progress" has given us that I can do without.

Indoor plumbing is also something "progress" has given us that you often choose to do without.

Besides, they're our renters; you have to watch them every minute to make sure they don't skip town.

Yeah, classic creeper justification.

3. Again, blah-blah-blah-blah, blah....

Good old Sweetian baby-babble. You should get that checked out, Jon.

It makes perfect sense. I'm doing commercial parodies and I downloaded a few of my old favorites to start with. Today's commercials are all for new drugs with horrible side effects, lawyers profiting on those who took those horrible drugs, and TV stars of yesteryear telling you how to refinance your home with a reverse mortgage.

The problem is, Jon, you aren't funny, and your humor (for lack of a better term) is irrelevant. You really need to rid yourself of the delusion that people enjoy your work. You have no fans.

4. It's no worse than what your pal Doc Murky did to me, and you ass-clowns ate that up with a spoon, Troy-boy.

No, Jon, that's a complete and total dodge. The stink of desperation just oozes from it. See, you were straining to find a way to insult me, and instead you slam a group of people who have done nothing to you. @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe did nothing more than report detail to stories that you've already confirmed, and never did deny. You still haven't addressed anything he's said.

5. That's just how the world works.

Jon, if you had any idea how the world worked, you wouldn't be stuck in that dump of a house with your mother controlling your life.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Someone should message Sweets the URL for resetting a password here on the Farms so we don't have to communicate through middlemen.

Or has no one ever told him how to reset a password?

 

[Ruin]

Someone should message Sweets the URL for resetting a password here on the Farms so we don't have to communicate through middlemen.

Or has no one ever told him how to reset a password?

Presumably resetting a password is beyond the mental capacity of a man who gets lost in a hospital for eight hours.

 

[autism420]

Someone should message Sweets the URL for resetting a password here on the Farms so we don't have to communicate through middlemen.

Or has no one ever told him how to reset a password?

He is far too much of a pussy to actually come back here, I'm sure it has nothing to do with a forgotten password.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Well he said blah blah blah. He sure showed me.

Someone should message Sweets the URL for resetting a password here on the Farms so we don't have to communicate through middlemen.

Or has no one ever told him how to reset a password?

Oh if anybody wants to send me the link I will gladly provide it for him.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Sweet, just because YOU don't like something, like Google Earth, doesn't mean the rest of us don't. Not everyone thinks like you do. In fact, as far as I can tell, you are alone in your beliefs about college, and everything else. Quit being a wuss and come back here and engage us directly.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Sweet, just because YOU don't like something, like Google Earth, doesn't mean the rest of us don't. Not everyone thinks like you do. In fact, as far as I can tell, you are alone in your beliefs about college, and everything else. Quit being a wuss and come back here and engage us directly.

He doesn't know HOW to press "reset password" because nobody told him to. He needs someone told hold his hand to so he can learn this Star Wars-esque technology.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He actually claimed he doesn't have access to the email he used to sign up. But since we know it's him, he could probably make another account, contact the mods, have them reset the password on his real account, let him log in, and then delete the second account. But that's too complicated.

 

[Ruin]

He actually claimed he doesn't have access to the email he used to sign up. But since we know it's him, he could probably make another account, contact the mods, have them reset the password on his real account, let him log in, and then delete the second account. But that's too complicated.

Nah. Being an old man he prefers to yell feebly at us at from a distance.