🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[DrChristianTroy]

One more bit from this afternoon.

Oh, shut up. She makes mistakes too, you know. She and I have disagreed plenty over her helping my brother out and giving him the cash to get back on his feet instead of hiring a lawyer to help get me back into college. I think that would have been money far better spent. By the way, I see no sign of that thread dying, like you people promised. Lies. Lieeeees!!

Helping a family member with a serious drug addiction or getting a 40 year old back into college. P. tough decision.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Oh, okay, so pissing in jars didn't start until you left college and returned home, as a coping mechanism to ensure you didn't miss a second of Kim Possible or Teen Titans. That paints a whole different picture, Sweets. Thanks for the correction.

 

[AJMLurker]

getting a 40 year old back into college

Getting a 40 year old back into college so he can talk to girls over the phone, watch cartoons on a big screen TV, enjoy scrumptious buffet food, and abuse the computer lab to work on his shitty comic.

Getting an education? What's that?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Getting a 40 year old back into college so he can talk to girls over the phone, watch cartoons on a big screen TV, enjoy scrumptious buffet food, and abuse the computer lab to work on his shitty comic.

Getting an education? What's that?

Well it's a buffet of college cafeteria food. Who could resist? I'd totally lie about wanting an education to get some of that square pizza that tastes weird.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Sweets didn't piss in jars you dummies. He pissed in the sink like a totally reasonable adult.

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How is Sweets still alive again? His hygiene is absolutely atrocious. How has he not had some kind of debilitating illness yet?

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

debilitating illness

Well, he already does assuming you include mental illness.


Unless, as suggested above, the disgusting mold in his house has infested his brain, which would explain a lot.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The mold, dust, cobwebs, and random holes covering his room are disturbing. How can anyone that isn't mentally unhinged stand that?
We know he keeps jars of urine in there too. There's probably animal feces all over the floor.

I feel like Chris's house is more sanitary. It's really bizarre.

 

[Ruin]

How has he not had some kind of debilitating illness yet?

He does. He's mentioned numerous times that he has throat/respiratory problems from living in the mold kingdom.

 

[Adamska]

There's no black mold in my house.

Problem is I'm pretty confident you do have a mold problem, what with all the water damage your shithole of a house has. It might not be black mold, but it's still shit that can kill you. It's obvious from your wrecked respiratory system.

That's part of you morons' nattering little head-canon that you can''t shut your gob about, like the pee jars Doc Murky claimed were found in my dorm room when I checked out--no, correction, was forced to leave ASU.

Firstly, this was after you threatened to murder multiple people over this after being a raging tard at the place for years on end while refusing to actually change or listen to your tard wrangler. Secondly, you are a known liar and who especially gets raging mad when @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe leaves info about how much of an incompetent rube you were at the college.

Psst, asscrack-- I guess no one ever told'jah we had sinks in all our rooms.

Oh, so you only pissed down the sink. That was sarcasm by the way, since I know your grip on English is more shit than your work ethic. No really, in the attempt to not make yourself look like a disgusting lazy pig, you only managed to change the why; without reducing the intensity with this statement.

Who needs a jar when you can just drain your lizard right down the sink?

You, since I still am inclined to believe @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe . He doesn't have a history of lying like you do.

Disgusting? Eh, maybe. But on the whole, no worse than peeing in the shower.

And this is one reason out of a saga why the college deemed you crazy enough to need therapy.

After all, in the immortal words of Geroge Costanza, "It's all pipes."

Now if only you bothered to cite the sources of all the other jokes you stole and referenced.

Proof positive that ol' Murk's talked to no one at ASU

This is just something you hope we will fall for since you're fucking pissed that he managed to unearth quite a few skeletons from your time there.

just sat there

Much like how you did during your time in college.

possibly high

Eh, better to be high than to piss off everyone in the room by screaming Andrew Dice Clay jokes or whatever else you wanted to parrot during every event you showed up to. Especially since the college was so mediocre you could get Summa Cum Laude while being smashed.

and interviewed the voices in his head

This is rich considering I think you have schizophrenia somewhere in your brain.

and you stupes simply believe him blindly because it fits whatever confused, bumbling endgame you have.

See what I quoted you as for my opinion on your delusion.

Oh, shut up. She makes mistakes too, you know.

Most of which you scream at us to futilely hide your own fuck-ups from us.

She and I have disagreed plenty over her helping my brother out and giving him the cash to get back on his feet instead of hiring a lawyer to help get me back into college.

You're just jealous that even the crackhead of the family has proven to be more successful at life than you. Also you have a batch degree you lazy redneck; unlike crackhead bro's drug problem, you have nothing stopping you from using that degree to write for an online paper or any other journalist webzone. You just are too fucking lazy and lobotomized to do it of your own volition.

I think that would have been money far better spent.

It would've went as well as the time you could control your welfare check or the first time you went to college: down a pit with no hope of earning it back. She might've had issues with entrepreneurship, but even she can tell you're just a bad deal to throw money at.

By the way, I see no sign of that thread dying, like you people promised. Lies. Lieeeees!!

Who's the thin skinned bitch who brought the thread back up a year after it was dead? I think it's the same stupid selfish asshole who used people as his meatshields and who is too retarded to not fuck up sniping at us.

 

[wheat pasta]

If he wants the thread to die, he should come back here and give us all a stern talking-to. Come play with us, Johnny!

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Why doesn't he just go to a different college? There are other colleges in Arkansas. I have no idea what he'd study, or how it would make him employable in the least, but the idea that he would want his mother to spend money on filing lawsuits to get him back in to one particular college is beyond nuts.

Also, we're probably Sweetums' only audience right now. If this thread dies, every one of his posts and comics will just be met with the sound of crickets.

 

[John Titor]

I broke the safari rule and got a response asking him to show us evidence that we wanted to hack up those thugs.

Right here, dicklick.

"Find exact evidence where we told him to murder those thugs and we will close this thread." I'm going to hold you to this promise.

Uh, stupid: my mom wasn't elderly at the time. This was Jun 15, 1992, right around the time the Rodney King verdict went down. These thugs were likely inspired by that. And the only thing full of holes here is your hollow, nattering head. I bet when you stand outdoors in a high wind that thing whistles like a peanut wagon. And news flash, assknocker-- I don't have to do anything to your, or Doc Murky. With the crap he's been saying, do you think my old "friends" at The Herald wouldn't think twice about retaliation? These are hardcore ghetto gutter journalists, buddy. They won't have someone quoting what they likely thought were private conversations on a public message board, giving away the store and practically naming names despite a pretense at anonymity. They wouldn't hesitate to hunt him down, drag him off into the woods, and string him up from the highest tree. And, no, stow your ignorant blah-blah, that isn't a racial thing. They'd just as soon kill a white person who made them look bad. I know. They tried to do it to me when I screwed up. They are horrible, dangerous people who shouldn't be anywhere near positions of power.

I'll always regret I wasn't fast enough that day, but I don't need small-minded idiots like you making it worse by either calling me a coward or trying to make it sound like I faked the story and calling me a liar.

Again, I'm going to hold you to your word. I've won. Maybe now I can let the AJM gang know it's safe to bring back the forum without you morons constantly peeping over our shoulder.

Yeah, no. That post did not say you should "hack" them up but instead act in self-defense which can be done non-lethally. Also, it's pointing out that you have no problem with trying to kill your brother so don't go hiding behind that "law-abiding" facade you're trying to sell us.

Thread will continue as usual.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

do you think my old "friends" at The Herald wouldn't think twice about retaliation? These are hardcore ghetto gutter journalists, buddy. They won't have someone quoting what they likely thought were private conversations on a public message board, giving away the store and practically naming names despite a pretense at anonymity. They wouldn't hesitate to hunt him down, drag him off into the woods, and string him up from the highest tree. And, no, stow your ignorant blah-blah, that isn't a racial thing. They'd just as soon kill a white person who made them look bad. I know. They tried to do it tome when I screwed up.

Dear Kiwis, this may be my last post, I can feel my sides fracturing and collapsing as I write this.

 

[Mahimahi]

He pissed in the sink like a totally reasonable adult.

There's nothing wrong with that. In fact, pissing in the sink is the ethical thing to do in terms of saving water. You might use half a litre of water to wash it down compared with 12 litres or more to flush.

Alternatively, use the toilet but only flush for number twos. If it's yellow let it mellow; if it's brown flush it down.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

There's nothing wrong with that. In fact, pissing in the sink is the ethical thing to do in terms of saving water. You might use half a litre of water to wash it down compared with 12 litres or more to flush.

Alternatively, use the toilet but only flush for number twos. If it's yellow let it mellow; if it's brown flush it down.

Yeah but it's not wack. Toilet wins.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

In any event, the "leave the Farms and the thread dies" phase is long, long past, Jon. The time for that was before you posted here, and perhaps for a small window after you started, if you had realized what you were doing and stopped. Too late now!

Also, in your angry, impotent screed, you failed to point out where we told you to kill the thugs in question. So no, you haven't won. You should be used to that, though; I don't think you've ever won anything in your life.

Finally, once again, it isn't us who got AJM shut down, dear friend.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Typical Jonsense. A pile of childish insults and laughable, diversionary, off-topic rambling, all meant to hide his faults and obvious attempt at a strawman argument.

You didn't win anything, Thumbles. You couldn’t beat yourself at a game of solitaire.

 

[DrJonesHat]

As far as I can tell, Sweet still has an outstanding warrant. So a better use of that lawyer would be to try to get that dismissed/deal with the charges.

 

[wheat pasta]

You can tell he won because he had to let us know that he did.

 

[Adamska]

Right here, dicklick.

"Find exact evidence where we told him to murder those thugs and we will close this thread." I'm going to hold you to this promise.

Note how your obssessive post collection uses the word could. Now, most children knows what this word is, but since you're far stupider than most children, let me attempt to teach you what it means. Could refers to a chance or in some cases a request. This was not a request you illiterate yokel. It was the former. Which in this case means that the poster said that utilizing the same autistic rage you had to try and murder your bro was a possibility. He also fronted the far more responsible option of calling the po-po, which you only belatedly added to your diatribe to cover the fact you're a fucking liar.

Tl;dr: lol you can't read words right.

Uh, stupid: my mom wasn't elderly at the time. This was Jun 15, 1992, right around the time the Rodney King verdict went down.

Note that like most creationists and other conspiracy tards, Jonny boy thinks that correcting a minor detail changes the outcome of the story, which is that he's a moron who didn't know to call 911 and sat there like a potato. Age of the person in this case does not matter; but since it was incorrect, he latches onto it hoping that this nickel and dime approach will negate the fact he is such a shit son.

These thugs were likely inspired by that.

Causality fallacy: Thugs were black, LA Riots involved darkies, ergo they did it because LA riots. A more reasonable explanation, and one even the average idiot would come to, would be this:
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Thugs wanted money, bitch had no money, beat up bitch and take whatever else. Because that is how the thug do.

And the only thing full of holes here is your hollow, nattering head.

A person who got lost in a tiny clinic for 8 fucking hours is a shit judge on who is stupid or brainless I've always found.

I bet when you stand outdoors in a high wind that thing whistles like a peanut wagon.

And the award for shittiest aphorism goes to...

And news flash, assknocker-- I don't have to do anything to your, or Doc Murky.

This is the product of a Bachelor's Degree in English. Look at it and laugh.

With the crap he's been saying, do you think my old "friends" at The Herald wouldn't think twice about retaliation?

This is so broken that I cannot gain any understanding of what the fuck type of point you're making Sweets. The semantics in this sentence is utterly nonexistent. Either you're realizing that you would get your ass beat by the people you want to pipe bomb, or you're trying to use this point as a defense against @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe 's tales. The former is optimistic, so the latter is the most likely option. This is not something college can fix Sweets, you have to go elsewhere...

These are hardcore ghetto gutter journalists, buddy.

Well this is new. I seem to remember them being weak-ass liberals in most of your retarded and psychotic ramblings where you fantasize about them dying. Is it because you realized now that no one liked you back then and it's pissing you off?

They won't have someone quoting what they likely thought were private conversations on a public message board, giving away the store and practically naming names despite a pretense at anonymity.

Honestly, I think most of them would be happy for others to know about the crazy retarded autist that annoyed everyone and then went axe-crazy. Hell, even if I'm wrong, and I very well can be, I know you are too. Mainly because you delusionally thought they were in awe of your talent for decades.

They wouldn't hesitate to hunt him down, drag him off into the woods, and string him up from the highest tree.

A lynching reference. Good work on proving why black people dislike you.

And, no, stow your ignorant blah-blah, that isn't a racial thing.

First off; too late. Second off, that's totally lynching. Third off, you're an incorrect psychotic faggot who thought that it was your leet writing skills that fucked you rather than your oafish and crass personality.

They'd just as soon kill a white person who made them look bad.

That's why they didn't lynch you literally. It's also why they wanted you to get better by taking therapy and also tolerated your rude and selfish ass for months before.

I know. They tried to do it to me when I screwed up.

You will die screaming about these guys with this 20 year bout of chronic butthurt.

They are horrible, dangerous people who shouldn't be anywhere near positions of power.

That's some prime projection there. Though you are too incompetent to be dangerous.

I'll always regret I wasn't fast enough that day, but I don't need small-minded idiots like you making it worse by either calling me a coward or trying to make it sound like I faked the story and calling me a liar.

This is why you ran away from here, used the AJM forums as a human shield, and take potshots from a distance on a dA page that only one or two of us read. This is why you chickened out of getting your driver's license and was a part of the excuse for why you were too damn stupid to walk out of a tiny clinic in the 8 hours it took to get home. You are a balless, dickless, coward.

Again, I'm going to hold you to your word. I've won. Maybe now I can let the AJM gang know it's safe to bring back the forum without you morons constantly peeping over our shoulder.

My first response already told you why that post ain't right. I'll just add that @John Titor , the guy who made the claim, also has no control over the thread either. Also you'll just take potshots regardless like a cross-eyed Elmer Fudd anyway so why should we even listen to a spiteful fuck like you.