🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[TheUltimatePickle]

Okay, this is a perfect example of what I'm talking about. Pear-shape is showing us his "Freddy Claws":

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You can barely make out what's going on in the photo for the lack of light (the composition's lacking too).



Ah, geez. Forget fetish, this guy is obsessed with talking about either crap or twigs and berries. What is wrong with him?




Haha, burn!

This is kind of an autistic detail but they don't even MAKE Mars bars anymore... They renamed them "Snickers with Almonds" over a decade ago...

 

[Ti-99/4A]

This is kind of an autistic detail but they don't even MAKE Mars bars anymore... They renamed them "Snickers with Almonds" over a decade ago...

Damn, I guess nobody told him. I didn't know that either though.

 

[John Titor]

New journal: https://archive.is/owgO1

Looks like we got evidence that he based his characters off his friends. I wonder if they had a fallout.

 

[Pizza The Hutt]

Looks like we got evidence that he based his characters off his friends. I wonder if they had a fallout.

He is like what? 7 or 8 years old in some of those pictures? I bet good money that was the last time Sweet had anyone he could even remotely call a friend.

The falling out probably happened after his friends grew out of the "burps and farts are the height of comedy" phase.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's kind of sad that more or less the entire worldwide audience of the Belchblog posts in this thread.

Also, I wonder why Sweet didn't continue into Boy Scouts. Although given how he was kicked out of college and how he lives now, I have some guesses...

It's because Obama took his dang lightbulbs[...]

Damn, ninja'd.

 

[Adamska]

In regards to some of the comments about this cover that Mooch resembles a "Frankenstein'd cow with severed human limbs grafted onto it" and like he's suffering "a grand mal seizure"... well, y'know, that's just the way pit bulls move.

Lolno Sweet. The average pitbull moves like this:

Or like this:

You just have to be beaten over the head with a metaphorical crowbar before you even can contemplate being wrong because you're a criminally lazy hick who refuses to admit when you're wrong outside of repeated smacks to the head. Then you only change it reluctantly as you bitch out everyone that corrected you like a sobbing child. You also can't be arsed to do anything that takes more time than microwaving a hotdog.

Have you ever watched one? It isn't a smooth, poetic swoop, like, say, a hound, who are so graceful they seem to fly@. It's just not.

See my prior picture and video, or simply google "pitbull running" like I did you lazy and ignorant bumpkin.

I tried to capture all this in a single sketch-- Mooch is clumsy and excitable, a mad glory of flailing limbs and oversized paws going every whichaway.. The poor, lovable fool is prone to bumping headfirst into tables and doorframes, or if following someone, the back of their legs. My mom forever worries one day he'll knock her over running into her from behind. Fellow pitbull owners agree.@

Which is a subjective source. That's just a website for dog owners who may or may not be totally incompetent. I do happen to enjoy the fact that you are using subjective experiences to explain away why your concept of anatomy is worse than most children though.

Once a noble creature and mighty protector, the pit bull has become the sad clown of the animal world. I blame decades of selective breeding. It's watered down the bloodline and left them stumbling, bumbling creatures prone to weak eyes, deafness, skin problems, and largely insensate to pain. Coupled with jaws that can chew through bone and even metal, it's earned them a largely undeserved reputation as vicious, remorseless fighting machines.

Most people that I know who like pitties tend to like them because they want a "mean" dog and are so retarded they let them essentially get bored. Pitbulls need activity and they will attack the shit out of someone because fuggit bored if you leave them to their own devices and don't take them out running. Plus that deafness and skin issue is what happens when you are a double fucktard and buy a purebred like I suspect you or Ma Sweet doing; purebreds always are more prone to stuff like that.

Mooch is actually quite gentle (as long as you don't get between him and food), but he does gets upset easily (probably because his deafness renders him unable to understand social cues).
Also, that's not a vagina; it's the scar left from his operation, and he's quite sensitive about it.

1. Good job, your dog would be put to sleep since food aggression is a big no-no for pets in shelters, you fucking failed as an owner.
2. Good job, again your dog would be killed because it's aggressive due to you being such a shit owner and not accounting for her needs such as being deaf.
3. Good job, no one but you would know this little factoid you autistic moron, and you still fucking failed to show what it is thus making it look like you wanna fuck dogs.

 

[Ruin]

So in his Freddie Krueger pic were those Halloween props or does John's house always resemble an abandoned asylum in a Silent Hill Game?

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's kind of sad that more or less the entire worldwide audience of the Belchblog posts in this thread.

Also, I wonder why Sweet didn't continue into Boy Scouts. Although given how he was kicked out of college and how he lives now, I have some guesses...


Damn, ninja'd.

I too did Cub Scouts, and dropped out after a single year of Boy Scouts. It's possible there were behavioral issues, but it's also possible he decided it wasn't for him. I just wasn't interested (I did it mostly to please my parents, they told me that if I didn't like it, I didn't have to do it, so I quit).
I can't really criticize Sweet's art, because I can't draw at all. I can however, criticize his writing, his politics, his technical incompetence, and just about everything else, so I don't feel left out.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

John's house always resemble an abandoned asylum in a Silent Hill Game?

Given how Mama Sweet has to make Sweet do yardwork (by his own admission), I think we know the answer to that.

 

[Mahimahi]

It's not just a Sweets thing, but it irritates the tits off me when people list all the other things they're supposedly doing while writing their blog posts.

It's, like, "Really? You're actually eating spaghetti bolognese, drinking Dr Pepper, listening to Rush Limbaugh and watching some obscure cartoon right now, at this very instant that your fingertips are on the keyboard typing this dross? I doubt it."

 

[Pizza The Hutt]

It's not just a Sweets thing, but it irritates the tits off me when people list all the other things they're supposedly doing while writing their blog posts.

It's, like, "Really? You're actually eating spaghetti bolognese, drinking Dr Pepper, listening to Rush Limbaugh and watching some obscure cartoon right now, at this very instant that your fingertips are on the keyboard typing this dross? I doubt it."

That was an important part of blogging in the Livejournal days. Sweets as usual is behind the curve.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

That was an important part of blogging in the Livejournal days.

Yep. 10 years ago, it was popular to do "mood: [something] [insert emoticon], listening to: [something], etc" in online blogs. dA still has that template in the journals -- a holdover from 10 years ago, and it's still relatively popular there (I think).

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I personally find it distasteful and mean to call a child ugly.









But cripes , Jon Sweet was an ugly kid. He looked like Froggy from the Our Gang shorts, but born without a neck. They probably had to tie a steak around his leg to get the dog to play with him.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Also, I wonder why Sweet didn't continue into Boy Scouts. Although given how he was kicked out of college and how he lives now, I have some guesses ...

Cub Scouts are pretty benign, with den mothers and cookies and and simple goals that even children afflicted with a mild case of the 'tism can achieve; Boy Scouts have campfires and axes and knives and ropes and engage in physical activity, outside for cryin' out loud. Sweet would not have survived in the latter environment, especially in rural Arkansas. They would have burned him alive. The lack of merit badges in plagiarism, urine collecting and fecal photography probably served as an additional disincentive.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[Boy Scouts is harder than Cub Scouts]

Not only is Boy Scouts significantly more challenging than Cub Scouts, but as I think I mentioned earlier, in order to get the highest rank (Eagle), earning a certain amount of merit badges (a lot) is not the only requirement. One also has to organize and take part in a community service project with a certain number of hours contributed by the participants (also a lot). It could be something like cleaning trash off the side of a road, to book drives for libraries, to a wide variety of other things. However, it's difficult to coordinate a community service project when one is a shut in.

And yet, Sweet thinks he can eventually found the Teapot Domers and bring the world back to half-past 1997 "by 2024," as well as his own ASU with blackjack and hookers?*

*(Futurama reference)

 

[AJMLurker]

It's not just a Sweets thing, but it irritates the tits off me when people list all the other things they're supposedly doing while writing their blog posts.

It's, like, "Really? You're actually eating spaghetti bolognese, drinking Dr Pepper, listening to Rush Limbaugh and watching some obscure cartoon right now, at this very instant that your fingertips are on the keyboard typing this dross? I doubt it."

Just another attempt by Sweet Bro to come off as hip to the younger generation. Dude needs to accept that he is 40 and not gonna be accepted by people in the 18-22 age demographic, especially since he has no social awareness, constantly talks about poop and cartoons, and only capable of coming off as a creeper. Be realistic here, oh right...

So the best friend character of comic!Jon is based off a real person Sweet actually hung out with back in the day? I bet Sweet Bro and this Josh guy haven't been friends since middle school. Sweet Bro, being a classic obsessive sperg, still treats Josh as his best pal despite the fact they were briefly childhood friends and threw him into his comic as a major character (I bet if Josh found out about his appearance in The Belch Dimension, he would demand his instant removal from Sweet's work).

 

[ToroidalBoat]

(I bet if Josh found out about his appearance in The Belch Dimension, he would demand his instant removal from Sweet's work)

I'm not really familiar with Belch Dimension -- which character is based on this "Josh" person (who's likely in a career and off on his own now)?

 

[AJMLurker]

I'm not really familiar with Belch Dimension -- which character is based on this "Josh" person (who's likely in a career and off on his own now)?

Josh is the stick figure with the three long hairs coming out of his head. Because of my 10 year experience with Sweet Bro over at AJM, I'm a bit more familiar with The Belch Dimension's lore compared to the average Kiwi, but not by much (hey, I can barely read the shit half the time). From what I've seen, his character is this extremely vulgar inventor guy for Jonichu's band of autistics.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

From what I've seen, his character is this extremely vulgar inventor guy for Jonichu's band of autistics.

So who's the guy with his tongue always sticking out?

Also, I think Sweet may think of Belch Dimension as some kind of escapist fantasy about a past life he never really had, like the LEGO® "replica" of Manchester High School is (or at least was) to Chris. I recall Sweet explaining it's about himself and his buddies as teens having adventures. What's surprising is that they're not college-aged kids at a parody or imitation of ASU.

I think anyone would want to indulge in escapism involving their earlier years if they were isolated from the outside world in a decaying hovel full of spider webs, pee jars, and old batteries.

 

[AJMLurker]

So who's the guy with his tongue always sticking out?

One of his brothers. I believe the tongue character supposed to be a stand-in for his brother suffering with drug addiction.

Also, I think Sweet may think of Belch Dimension as some kind of escapist fantasy about a past life he never really had

There is a black character in Jonichu's superhero group. I highly doubt Sweet has ever had a black friend. He probably felt obligated to throw in a token black character so he could be like "Hey! Diversity! I don't hate black people even though I call them niggers when I can".

I think anyone would want to indulge in escapism involving their earlier years if they were isolated from the outside world in a decaying hovel full of spider webs, pee jars, and old batteries.

Agreed. It is a boring life he leads. Feeling a little sympathy for Sweet at the moment, but he'll find a way to ruin that.