🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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It's just precious that he thinks people half his age are going to follow him.
 
Sweet dijo:
That's where I come in. [...] I am the bridge
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Vegeta Kiwis! What does the scouter say about his power USI* level?!

(A recent Vsauce video on juvenoia is also kind of relevant here.)
*(unwarranted self importance)
 
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Most people who've been college are ready to put dorm life behind them once they're done. Anyone who hasn't been to college won't get the appeal. Given Sweet's utter ineptitude with technology, he's going to have a difficult time rallying the younger people, and people his age mostly have families and responsibilities and wouldn't give a crispy shit about pretending to be back in college. Once again, Sweet thinks what's true for him is true for everyone.
 
Ah, so "despited" is now "despised." You're welcome, Jon.

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Also, getta load of that gut! Good grief! "Are you ready for Freddy? " Pft. More like, "Are you ready for french fries? Too bad, I ate 'em all!"

Ugly, jawless, lazy, lardy welfare leech who doesn't know anything about young people thinks they'll want anything to do with him? He didn't even have friends when he was in his twenties. He's just applying another lens to his hopeless delusions.
 
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And no matter how many times you explain that no, college wasn't like that for anyone else, he just doesn't get it. If @ToroidalBoat is correct, and I'm sure he is, Sweet actually CAN'T get it, at least not without extensive therapy, which he should have gotten in elementary school.
 
He Sets Me On Fire dijo:
Ver archivo adjunto 57097 Ah, so "despited" is now "despised." You're welcome, Jon.

Also, getta load of that gut! Good grief! "Are you ready for Freddy? " Pft. More like, "Are you ready for french fries? Too bad, I ate 'em all!"

Ugly, jawless, lazy, lardy welfare leech who doesn't know anything about young people thinks they'll want anything to do with him? He didn't even have friends when he was in his twenties. He's just applying another lens to his hopeless delusions.
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The only thing I find frightening about this picture is the knowledge that the filthy, rotting backdrop looks that way all year round and wasn't altered at all for Halloween.
 
He Sets Me On Fire dijo:
Ver archivo adjunto 57097 Ah, so "despited" is now "despised." You're welcome, Jon.

Also, getta load of that gut! Good grief! "Are you ready for Freddy? " Pft. More like, "Are you ready for french fries? Too bad, I ate 'em all!"

Ugly, jawless, lazy, lardy welfare leech who doesn't know anything about young people thinks they'll want anything to do with him? He didn't even have friends when he was in his twenties. He's just applying another lens to his hopeless delusions.
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It's odd (not really) that Sweet, with his obsession with horror movies and novels and comics, doesn't realize that it's impossible to look sinister when wearing a hat that is eight sizes too small for your head. The effect is not menacing; it's comical.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe dijo:
It's odd (not really) that Sweet, with his obsession with horror movies and novels and comics, doesn't realize that it's impossible to look sinister when wearing a hat that is eight sizes too small for your head. The effect is not menacing; it's comical.
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Jon isn't very self-aware anyway; it's the unspecified brain disorder.
 
Shadow Fox dijo:
The only thing I find frightening about this picture is the knowledge that the filthy, rotting backdrop looks that way all year round and wasn't altered at all for Halloween.
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Is it just me, or is the Sweet household poorly lit? Everything looks so dark in so many of the pictures of the interior of the house.
 
Okay, this is a perfect example of what I'm talking about. Pear-shape is showing us his "Freddy Claws":

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You can barely make out what's going on in the photo for the lack of light (the composition's lacking too).

A couple of closeups of the Freddy claw... made from a simple farm implement (with blunt edges, of course) tied to an old brown cloth glove by a hank of old boot-lace underneath the palm and round the base of the thumb. This little bit of ingenuity is guaranteed to have a couple of kids drop a Mars bar or two in their shorts every Halloween.
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Ah, geez. Forget fetish, this guy is obsessed with talking about either crap or twigs and berries. What is wrong with him?


Ruin dijo:
I'd keep it as dark as possible too if I looked like John.
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Haha, burn!
 
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Okay, this is a perfect example of what I'm talking about. Pear-shape is showing us his "Freddy Claws":

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You can barely make out what's going on in the photo for the lack of light (the composition's lacking too).
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Geez, I was looking at those pictures on my laptop last night and they were a tiny bit more legible. On this computer they're just a dark, indistinct mass. None of his pictures are very well lit, though, and it's hard to tell what exactly is going on in most of them (which is probably a blessing). They make Chris' old yellow-filtered PSEye videos look like masterpieces.
 
Once again I'm shocked and appalled at the state of the house. It literally looks like a house that has been abandoned for over a decade.
I wonder why ma sweet puts him on yard duty when the house, where they live, is in this shape? I mean what is that curtain? I'm not going to give him the benefit of the doubt that it is a Halloween decoration.
Maybe she's planning to move them into the back yard.
 
My brother and sister-in-law had a pitbull with three legs (lost one to a critter trap), and she was perfectly graceful. I guess it's true what they say about dogs and their owners...or is Casa Sweet built atop an Indian burial ground or under some kind of curse?
 
He is so buttblistered about us making fun of his Frankencow.
Jonathan M. Sweet: master of the canine form dijo:
In regards to some of the comments about this cover that Mooch resembles a "Frankenstein'd cow with severed human limbs grafted onto it" and like he's suffering "a grand mal seizure"... well, y'know, that's just the way pit bulls move. Have you ever watched one? It isn't a smooth, poetic swoop, like, say, a hound, who are so graceful they seem to fly@. It's just not. I tried to capture all this in a single sketch-- Mooch is clumsy and excitable, a mad glory of flailing limbs and oversized paws going every whichaway.. The poor, lovable fool is prone to bumping headfirst into tables and doorframes, or if following someone, the back of their legs. My mom forever worries one day he'll knock her over running into her from behind. Fellow pitbull owners agree.@ Once a noble creature and mighty protector, the pit bull has become the sad clown of the animal world. I blame decades of selective breeding. It's watered down the bloodline and left them stumbling, bumbling creatures prone to weak eyes, deafness, skin problems, and largely insensate to pain. Coupled with jaws that can chew through bone and even metal, it's earned them a largely undeserved reputation as vicious, remorseless fighting machines. Mooch is actually quite gentle (as long as you don't get between him and food), but he does gets upset easily (probably because his deafness renders him unable to understand social cues).

Also, that's not a vagina; it's the scar left from his operation, and he's quite sensitive about it.
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Er...yeah, so graceful. (Spoiler: this dog drawing is shitty too, Sweets. It has nothing to do with the breed you're trying and failing to portray accurately and everything to do with your inability to caricature a recognizable canine.)

Also his dog is apparently autistic. Guess pets really do take after their owners!
 
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