🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[Chan the Wizard]

So who is the woman whose face he pasted on the poorly drawn nude body?

 

[AJMLurker]

"When in doubt, put my face out"

So with no plan, no marketing plan, no psychological plan, you're going to keep putting your face out there in a vain hope that people will eventually care about you and your mission just because you exposed them to your face a million times? Have fun with that Sweet. I doubt you will see much attention toward your work except from the Kiwis.

Sweet, you want to be a known quantity, but you have absolutely no idea of gonna about it. Repeating yourself endlessly doesn't work when you can't market yourself whatsoever. Do you want to be remembered as a creepy motherfucker who became a major lolcow at Kiwi Farms? You're on your way to that.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

"despited?"

 

[Trombonista]

New journal: https://archive.is/fwaLu
Photo warning!

Let me remind everyone that Sweety here is forty years old.

How old did you think he looked when you glanced at that picture? I thought sixty.

 

[Ruin]

He is so fucking bizarre looking. Almost a complete absence of any chin or jawline whatsoever.

 

[The Mountain]

There's a chin in one of those pictures. I don't know if it's neck fat or just the way he's holding his head, but he has a double-chin which rounds down to a single, lower-than-normal chin for Icky.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Once again, Sweet has made a comic about his favorite subject. He looks like he's kissing himself in one of the pics.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

He looks like he's kissing himself in one of the pics.

There also seems to be some perverted form of nasal coitus taking place in that image. Take a close look, I dare ya!

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

There also seems to be some perverted form of nasal coitus taking place in that image. Take a close look, I dare ya!

Aw, cripes, it's the metaphase of his division cycle!

 

[AJMLurker]

I want a miracle to happen, but Sweet Bro, you'll continue to entertain the farms. I feel sorry for your poor mother though. The Sweet family has to put up with your sorry ass.

Your life been played bro.

 

[DrJonesHat]

So Sweet wants to get noticed. By whom? For what purpose? He has little talent, and he's so thoroughly repellent in personality that no one would work with him. Self-improvement is another topic that eludes him.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm more baffled by his whole "Millenials with their not knowing OG Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th." That is the oldest, nerdiest bullshit. Like no shit most kids don't know it, they're kids. Why should they know something three decades old?

 

[AnOminous]

I'm more baffled by his whole "Millenials with their not knowing OG Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th." That is the oldest, nerdiest bullshit. Like no shit most kids don't know it, they're kids. Why should they know something three decades old?

They're utter faggots for not being born sooner. Anyone cool, with the sense to live in a room filled with mosquitoes and piss bottles, would have been born in time for that shit.

 

[WWWWolf]

Photo warning!

*clicks*
*sees random mirrored shit*
*this begins playing in my head*

(Villain of the game is highly relevant. And about 100x more awesome than what Sweet ever came up with.)

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Millenials with their not knowing OG Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th."

Remember how Sweet wanted the ASU museum to phase out "boring" exhibits for lowbrow stuff (IIRC)? Those films are probably like high culture to Sweet, and missing out on them to him is like missing out on Beethoven or Shakespeare is to us.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Remember how Sweet wanted the ASU museum to phase out "boring" exhibits for lowbrow stuff (IIRC)? Those films are probably like high culture to Sweet, and missing out on them to him is like missing out on Beethoven or Shakespeare is to us.

The thing is I'm a big horror fan. Big fan of the Elmstreet and Friday the 13th movies. But to expect modern children to know/revere movies from your own youth? That's just retarded. Of course they'll know the more recent version that something made before while their parents were babies. It's just old man bitchiness going off on "Back in my day" and shit.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm Sweet's age, and A) I keep current on pop culture so I know what people are talking about, and B) I don't expect people in their 20s to know stuff that was popular when I wasn't old enough to drive. I wish Hollywood would come up with some original ideas, but recycling past successes is cheaper than risking money on something that's untested. That's how it goes.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I'm more baffled by his whole "Millenials with their not knowing OG Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th." That is the oldest, nerdiest bullshit. Like no shit most kids don't know it, they're kids. Why should they know something three decades old?

What makes it odder is that he thinks the current generation of trick-or-treating children is made up of "Millennials." In the Mold Kingdom, all children are apparently Millennials. He will be surprised to learn that, using the birth years typically employed by academic researchers to define this generation, the oldest of them are now 35, only five years younger than he is. Just another of those pesky words of whose meaning he is totally ignorant.

In a few more years, he'll be rocking on the porch screaming, "You Millennial brats get off my lawn! Shut up! It's my lawn! She lives with me!"

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm Sweet's age, and A) I keep current on pop culture so I know what people are talking about, and B) I don't expect people in their 20s to know stuff that was popular when I wasn't old enough to drive. I wish Hollywood would come up with some original ideas, but recycling past successes is cheaper than risking money on something that's untested. That's how it goes.

There's also the fact that, at least in this case, the remakes Sweets is talking about are at least 8 years old (Friday the 13th being from 2009). Not for nothing but I doubt trick or treaters are huge into horror movies from the year they were born.

 

[John Titor]

Why millennials are afflicted with 'early-onset nostalgia'

As Millennials Get Nostalgic, So Do Brands

The "nostalgia millennials", or nonials, are the key to building a new life of freedom and prosperity in America by reaching out and embracing its past. We're just a year away from an election cycle, and come 2016 a lot of Hillary fans and Trump voters whose idols failed them at the polls will be looking for someone new to follow. That's where I come in. These kids have grown up hearing talk of happier times from their elder siblings, uncles, and aunts, but always felt left out of the loop, like they missed out. I have to find a way to reach out to these bored, disenchanted youth. I am the bridge. It's only a few logical steps from spangly hi-top Keds, the new Hamburglar, and '90s songs blasting out of IPods to establishing... the college living hotel.

He's still on the pretend-ASU thing isn't he?