🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[Goofy Logic]

Maybe. But then again Jon has also harassed people in retaliation to the point that he was kicked off campus. And even after, that warranted a visit from state police.

I didn't say the coping mechanisms were harmless. I'm just saying it's his way of dealing with mental trauma and embarrassment. It is only a fine line between fantasizing about it and actually acting out.

 

[Holdek]

I didn't say the coping mechanisms were harmless. I'm just saying it's his way of dealing with mental trauma and embarrassment.

Ah, good point.

 

[Empyrea]

A new plotline for Sweets?! Ahh, I am joyous. I keep track at how long I've been lurking this site by Jonny, as he was my first non-Chris lolcow back when he was posting here years ago.

I hope he goes through with his new plan. I wait in eager anticipation.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Is it too much to hope for that the owners of the "hellhound" join his Rogue's Gallery? Along with the Fartknocker, the staff of the paper, etc? Will he get all retarded Count of Monte Cristo on them, too? That's really too much to hope for, I fear. Sweets doesn't have it in him anymore.

I laughed pretty hard at "retarded Count of Monte Cristo." It's perfect.

But I don't think Sweet Pee would have ever escaped from Château d'If. ("Nobody told me I could escape!") And if he had, he would have styled himself the Count of Monte Crablice or the Baron Chamberpot.

 

[Holdek]

New post by Sweets. A grab bag of crazy, but he suspects that his family lied to him about the extent of the safer-at-home rules, which contributed to his dog's depression, and this realization vindicates his reflexive refusal to follow any rules at all. Which doesn't make any sense from supporting facts or even a logic standpoint, but that's Thumbskull for you.

Also, if I ever get banned from here again I'm going to steal this from Jon:

Of course I had no choice but to act out-- I was suffused with the sort of high holy indignation and wounded pride which only someone who feels they were being denied something great can muster.

 

[Ruin]

I'm still waiting for hospital saga 2.0 when he falls off his neighbors roof.

 

[Holdek]

I'm still waiting for hospital saga 2.0 when he falls off his neighbors roof.

He says that plan was actually just a negotiating tactic to get the Kiwi Farms to purchase a background check on said neighbors since his mom would be pissed if she saw it charged to her credit card.

That sounds like I'm just making up something funny about Sweet, but he really did say that today.

 

[Adamska]

Jonathan Mack Sweet; too mentally retarded to use a landline phone to call the local animal control officer about a pair of fighting dogs that are actively on the loose.

 

[Picklechu]

Are supply chain issues affecting Sweetie getting whatever meds his family put him on? Whatever's behind all of the recent activity, I'm all for it. Log into your account and come play with us Jon!

Jonathan Mack Sweet; too mentally retarded to use a landline phone to call the local animal control officer about a pair of fighting dogs that are actively on the loose.

Nobody told him that you could call animal control! Also, mean little brother won't let him have a phone, and the animal control officers might be black! What if they steal his diamond before melting away into the shadows?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

New post by Sweets. A grab bag of crazy, but he suspects that his family lied to him about the extent of the safer-at-home rules, which contributed to his dog's depression, and this realization vindicates his reflexive refusal to follow any rules at all.

It's a damned manifesto of crazy. He does seem excessively gleeful to have caught a typo in one of my posts, especially for someone who struggles with subject-verb agreement in number and a psychotic level of logorrhea.

I wonder if he actually sent what he unsurprisingly calls a "dump" to Dr. Leo Greer's bosses. If he's still doing that, there will be consequences one of these days. Even the mentally ill get slapped down eventually.

 

[Adamska]

Oh of course Jonny is making up excuses to not fucking call animal control in that mentally ill ramble he posted. He's so desperate for excuses to NOT do the smart thing and report a genuine problem in his neighborhood that he spent more time looking up local laws to rationalize why "Animal Control bad" than it would've to dial the phone about two dogs that in his own words are killers. They have killed two dogs. They could have easily killed him. They are still out there and will likely kill again until someone puts them down.

And on top of all of this, he also is so mentally retarded and full of chromosomes he admits he fails his own city ordinance with his own remaining dog in the same goddamn post.

What a stupid asshole. He's so desperate to make excuses just because someone he doesn't like gives actual honest to god advice. "Fuck you @Adamska , I WON'T do this simple thing because YOU said it" he bleats and honks, as two free dogs with at least two confirmed kills roam the streets.

That retarded mindset Jonny, along with you admitting to going down that route several times makes you the killer. You went down that neighborhood DESPITE knowing and experiencing on more than one occasion those two pitties being one move away from ripping you and your dogs throats out. That next level refusal to do shit until you actually get smacked moves the blame and utterly nukes my pity I had months ago for that event.

You killed your two dogs due to your "fuck you I'll do x" when asked not to, and then open yourself to more deaths being on you by doing "fuck you I won't do Y" when suggested to do Y with actual good reason to. I fully support your family locking you in the home with that catostrophically broken and retarded mindset.

 

[Toasty]

So he thinks his family lied, or at least misled him about covid mandates to keep him from getting yet another dog killed. In telling us this, he informs us that his family thinks that he is too retarded to learn what the actual mandates in his area are, and challenge them about it. The best part is that his family was absolutely correct. He is, indeed, that stupid.
Oh, and Jon, since you are reading this, good luck getting food delivered to your hideout. Mom doesn't want those charges on her credit card either.
Edit: autocorrect

 

[Chan the Wizard]

While I’m still sad about the dogs dying, I can’t get over the mental image of Sweet leaving them in the street and letting a car run over their corpse.
You’d think he’d pick it up and move it or stand next to it or do something other than let it get run over.

 

[Ruin]

Ngl this is pretty kino. Sweets was my favorite cow and the new adventures of Sweets in suburbia is just as funny as I thought it would be.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Are we just going to ignore that Jon was walking his pitbull to eat dumpster meat every day, and taking naps by the dumpster?

 

[Ruin]

So John is in a rent controlled/section 8 tard apartment where is mama sweets? Nursing home?

 

[Adamska]

Are we just going to ignore that Jon was walking his pitbull to eat dumpster meat every day, and taking naps by the dumpster?

Honestly I kind of forgot he kept doing that because of his retardation of continuing to go to the place where the two clearly used for fighting pitties were allowed to run free. The same two dogs who were showing attack display and were about one second from ripping his throat out.

But yeah, very good treatment of dogs Jonny. Feeding rancid fucking meat and living in garbage.

So John is in a rent controlled/section 8 tard apartment where is mama sweets? Nursing home?

His brothers moved them both out of the shit shack into an apartment they set up for them due to the house they lived in becoming utterly unliveable due to Jonny being too retarded to save money to fix a window that allowed the elements to rot the house away.

 

[Picklechu]

So John is in a rent controlled/section 8 tard apartment where is mama sweets? Nursing home?

His brothers moved them both out of the shit shack into an apartment they set up for them due to the house they lived in becoming utterly unliveable due to Jonny being too retarded to save money to fix a window that allowed the elements to rot the house away.

IIRC, Ma Sweet lives with one of the brothers, and that's also where the dog (formerly dogs) stays. I think he's in an efficiency unit nearby, and goes over there for meals and stuff.

 

[Trombonista]

With his stubbornness and stupidity, I don't see him making it to 50.

 

[Holdek]

The ASU connection was a given. Seems to have taken the form of "If I was back at ASU, the streets would be safe...and I wouldn't watch my dog get ripped apart in front of me." They're responsible.

I'd like to talk for a minute about Sweet's fantasy of returning to live in the ASU dorms.

Sweet actually already graduated, and was enrolled in a master's program there. Do master's program students live in dorms? Is there an age limit generally? Imagine if you're some 18-year-old college freshman, excited but also kind of nervous to be living on your own for the first time, away from home, and they introduce you to your new roommate:

Spoiler: Spoiler