I wish dragons were real so we could hunt them

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Just hear me out. I fucking hate dragons. These sky lizards are portrayed as terrifying beasts in books but literally any modern technology would kick the shit out of them. Dragon invasion? Shoot a Javelin rocket at it and watch it drop like a bird. You could probably set up whole squads and they'd take in 10-20 dragons a day if they're well-outfitted, plus dragon meat probably tastes delicious as fuck, maybe even naturally spicy so you could just join a dragon hunting team and get to eat delicious meat, shoot rockets at evil dragons, and make millions from their scales or whatever's left over.
"But what if they're sapient and capable of speech?" oh shut the fuck up you serpent simp, their greed is only rivaled by Jews in terms of magnitude. If they can talk with us? Even better, we get to call them slurs and hear them screech in offense as we take them all down and reclaim the skies.
There is literally no reason not to agree with me. Unless you really want to lick talons for a meager chance at a fat, ugly Hoard Lord miraculously giving you some spare chance he has in between his filthy scales.
 
Dude you're not gonna believe this, I know just the dragon
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Chairman Mao put out a directive that citizens of Communist China should kill dragons whenever they appear, because they're one of the 'great pests'. Y'know what happened? Mountains overrun with dwarves. Turns out the dragons were keeping their populations down by periodically collapsing their tunnels and stealing their gold hoards. And where dwarves make waste, goblins soon follow. Do you want to deal with goblins? I don't.
 
I agree with the sentiment but this nigga right here was a GOOD dragon
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... except for when he joined arms with Dennis Quaid to trick all the villagers out of their gold AFTER Quaid had killed all the other dragons in the world. Come to think of it Draco was more a jew than a dragon.

Actually I changed my mind, fuck Dragonheart, fuck its shitty CGI, fuck Draco, and FUCK DENNIS QUAID.
 
The thing is, if dragons existed actually, we would never become the dominant species on this planet, let alone create civilizations capable of producing weapons that could kill a dragon.

Also, what if they're like the Reign of Fire dragons where they were breeding like rats?
In that movie, humanity got swarmed straight into the apocalypse.

We need some more details on the dragons and the world history in this scenario.
 
Idiotron dijo:
The thing is, if dragons existed actually, we would never become the dominant species on this planet, let alone create civilizations capable of producing weapons that could kill a dragon.

Also, what if they're like the Reign of Fire dragons where they were breeding like rats?
In that movie, humanity got swarmed straight into the apocalypse.

We need some more details on the dragons and the world history in this scenario.
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We fucked the mammoths up, we could absolutely kill some bitch ass dragons.
 
Breadbassket dijo:
Depending on how smart they'd, they might've stopped humanity from ever attempting to fly anything in the first place. Then eventually there might be a genocidal Human-Dragon War because they'd see their supremacy of the skies constantly at risk as mankind and its ambition would never stop trying to seize their domain.
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That is sorta the background plot of Fire Emblem.
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I disagree with your barbaric rhetoric. If dragons were real we should feed them pizza until they are super obese and gassy
 
Secret Boots dijo:
Shoot a Javelin rocket at it and watch it drop like a bird. You could probably set up whole squads and they'd take in 10-20 dragons a day if they're well-outfitted
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A Javelin is an anti-tank weapon not a surface to air missile. You’d want a MANPAD like the Stinger missile which may not even work considering those are heat seeking and a dragons would most likely be a cold blooded creature.

Furthermore, if dragons were real they’d probably severely halt human technological advancement making such weapons impossible.
 
If dragons were real, they'd halt & slow down civilization, but in the end, the most capable and intelligent creature would most likely rise. Such creatures (e.g: humans) use the environment to their advantage, so unless dragons are capable of resisting specialized weapons of destruction, the'd eventually perish, or be captured.

Even in the old times, stuff like catapults or large sized ballistas, designed with physics and the laws of nature in mind, could tear a hypothetical dragon to shreds.

This is why vehicle accidents that seem mild or that should have been nothing much, can deal catastrophic damage to the vehicle itself, not to mention flesh and bones. You are underestimating how physics work.

And I'm not even talking about fancy stuff like biowarfare, lasers or missiles; anyone who has seen the aftermaths of industrial machinery incidents, vechicle accidents, or anything involving high mass + velocity knows how devastating it is.

My prediction would be dragons losing territory gradually over the centuries (environmental factors, insufficient prey in that area, not fast enough reproduction, being forced out by humans' coordinated attacks, etc), and you'd now have them as exotic lizards at risk of extinction, with "protected areas" where they can be, created by society, like safaris or the like.
 
Crypt Kicker dijo:
I agree with the sentiment but this nigga right here was a GOOD dragon
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... except for when he joined arms with Dennis Quaid to trick all the villagers out of their gold AFTER Quaid had killed all the other dragons in the world. Come to think of it Draco was more a jew than a dragon.

Actually I changed my mind, fuck Dragonheart, fuck its shitty CGI, fuck Draco, and FUCK DENNIS QUAID.
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He is even worse than a jew. He is--may Eru Illuvatar forgive me for uttering this word--a dragon.
 
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