I will never achieve my dream... - ...without YOUR support (all I need is your credit card info, the expiry date, and the three funny numbers on the back)

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

My dream is to kidnap a bunch of indians and force them to star in my square hut/fishtank bootleg stream, where I will make big bucks off of their suffering.

All I need is start-up capital from all of you beautiful people at kiwi farms (ETH and CHAIN are prefered) and some connections to crooked cops/ICE (no preference, just need to get away with human trafficking).

>b-b-but OP, your house will smell like curry and sewer gas
Sounds like loser talk to me. Smelling good is sooo last season. Eau de Masala is in. And last time I checked, the Second Amendment protects my right to synthesize my own bathtub biological weapons[1] as a red-blooded American.

Citations:
1. I made it the fuck up

 

[Crex Crex]

I killed 200 niggers today.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Why don't you join Mr. Beast's production team?

10 indians, 1 island! Who gets to survive? Vote now, and if you win you'll receive a life supply of Doritos!!!!

 

[Lords Greatsword]

I killed 200 niggers today.

Based

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Fuck that, I'm just going to enslave them if this is a possibility.

Imagine having house jeets you can beat the absolute shit out of whenever you want with no consequences. I'd make them wear Oompa-Loompa costumes too.

 

[Pagan Min]

Just sounds like you need to change up your dream! Make it something more achievable, such as "I'm going to fail completely at achieving my dream"...

Ah, but wait a sec... If you fail to achieve that, does that mean you actually succeed? But if you succeed at failing to achieve your dream, then doesn't that mean you actually failed??? Why does everything taste like copper??? *falls over dead from aneurysm*

 

[The Backwards Man]

Imagine the smell

 

[Grub]

My dream is to kidnap a bunch of indians and force them to star in my square hut/fishtank bootleg stream, where I will make big bucks off of their suffering.

All I need is start-up capital from all of you beautiful people at kiwi farms (ETH and CHAIN are prefered) and some connections to crooked cops/ICE (no preference, just need to get away with human trafficking).

What kind of capital do you need to put up a sign that says 'FREE BOBS AND VAGENE =====>' with the arrow pointing to some kind of pitfall trap? Like what, twenty bucks for a shovel, a sheet of poster board and a marker?

 

[King George III]

I'd rather pajeets just not exist, so I never have to think of them ever again.