i wasn’t expecting this... 2/12/19

[Whatthefuck]

Is there anyone in Amber's life who could possibly be a positive influence on her? It sounds harsh to ask but is there even anyone she knows who loves her enough to want to wake her the fuck up? Her housemates don't care and Becky doesn't care, and it seems like both her families are pretty estranged. Does this gorl have true and honest friends at all?

No, she most certainly does not. She doesn't do anything to earn or hold a friendship. There is no one in her world that truly cares about her. I'd wager even Neckster is only with her because she has the self esteem of a teenage girl in puberty and thinks she caught a big (heh) fish.

 

[Fleasburger]

Can you imagine if she just embraced the feeder life now? It'd be an interesting twist.


But .

Edit: emojis

 

[Ann Berlin]

Can you imagine if she just embraced the feeder life now? It'd be an interesting twist.

Hopefully being a lesbian who doesn't seem to have straight guys in her life dissuades her. I'm sure she's already gotten a lot of male attention from chubby chasers but has ignored it. Although she has been posting those "cleavage" pictures.
ALR camgirl saga?

 

[Aldora]

Is there anyone in Amber's life who could possibly be a positive influence on her? It sounds harsh to ask but is there even anyone she knows who loves her enough to want to wake her the fuck up? Her housemates don't care and Becky doesn't care, and it seems like both her families are pretty estranged. Does this gorl have true and honest friends at all?

I think it's so telling that beyond Becky, Rafe, Eric and Rickie, that there is no one else in Ambers life. No childhood friends, no high school friends, no ex-gfs, no family members, no old colleagues, just no one. What does that say about Amber?

 

[Bitchinista]

At this point AL should just go full Danielle Mcallister and say she doesn't want to do any more diets and just keep her way of life until she dies. I would have more respect for her if she did that.

I absolutely agree. I think she'd get less hate if she did that. Only posting grocery hauls when she buys baby carrots and broccoli, her virtue signaling with the water drinking, only showing her meals at home when she's eating dry chicken and sad vegetables... only makes people seethe. If she'd just own her shit, show what she actually buys at the store, vlogs her outings to restaurants with an IDGAF attitude, then she'd be someone to shake your head at, but not someone to actively hate.

 

[Aldora]

At this point AL should just go full Danielle Mcallister and say she doesn't want to do any more diets and just keep her way of life until she dies. I would have more respect for her if she did that.

I think the appeal of Amber(if you can call it that) is that she is always trying to lose weight, that's what makes people angry about her and gets them riled up. If she was just some fat girl who just said "yeah I am just going to eat and get fat" than what enjoyment would people get from that?

 

[Bitchinista]

There are ways she could do just that and get views... probably even more views than she has now. She's talked about her legs so much and how she hates them and was nervous for even a doctor to see them. If she made a non clickbait video showing them off, she'd probably make 3 months of income off of one video. She could also be honest about her struggles with hygiene, how often she has to go to the bathroom with her massive calorie intake, etc. People are interested in that kind of thing because it's abnormal and, yes, grotesque.

When she admitted recently that she has to sleep sitting up and can't even lie down, talking about that kind of stuff can really rake in the views without her having to do this fake dieting/lying bullshit.

 

[plastic holic]

Regarding the facebook groups. There is one other the privacy of which was set to "secret". I came upon an interesting post, asking the members' opinion on us here at the farms. Some choice responses:

• Good for the tea, but some of them on there are seriously TOO invested with our gorl
  
• In response to it, someone responded: 100% agree. they fabricate some tea with wild ass theories
• I just have gone when theres alr tea like the screenshots.. i dont like how they make fun of Islam or Autism. Apparently the users on there are anonymous cause you can lose your job if people know youre on there. I dont like alr either but damn they say some hateful things
• I am an occasional reader but dont have account. They seem a little too judgmental and too hardcore even for me. There is few lines you probably shouldn't cross even on internet and they jump all over that line.

I just lol, especially about "fabricating some tea". Pretty rich coming from the communities that actually got in touch with Becky's mother and spread that shit all over. Yo, you ain't different from us here, except no one calls you out for power leveling and t o u c h i n g t h e p 0 0 p .

I know some of you people lurk on here. Read this: DO NOT T O U C H T H E P 0 0 P, MKAY?

Imagine fucking virtue signaling by saying you make fun of ALR on a different platform. Embarrassing.

Obviously Amber would have said anything at all to get out of dieting, but I find this excuse particularly profound. Amber wants to lose weight on diet but without reducing caloric intake. I want to hear how she thinks dieting works; specifically how she is going to lose weight without calorie reduction. It's the sole thing that causes weight loss. This is either bad trolling or stupidity on levels yet unseen. It's like her saying she wanted to be an olympic swimmer but quit when she found out she'd have to go in the water. We all know she's never losing weight until her feet are amputated but Jesus gorl.

She believes if she eats only healthy food but intakes just as much calories, she’ll still lose weight. Those calories are easier to burn, but she doesn’t exercise so....

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

She will never prove anyone wrong. Shes 550+ pounds, and its her fault.

Nevermind the possible personality disorder she has.

The best way to prove us "haters" wrong is to admit she has no idea how to help herself and check into a psychiatric impatient ward to get the help she needs. It might just save her life.

Amberlynn has made so many specific life choices that prevent her now from getting the sort of help that can save her life.

She cannot go inpatient. Even with top notch insurance, it still costs a lot out of pocket and she would have to be there at a minimum of 90 days. All those uninsured anorexics who spend months in recovery facilities are getting financial aid. Eating disorder clinics that focus on anorexia and bulimia receive grant money from foundations or grateful wealthy former patients that enable them to offer "scholarships" to broke patients. Not so much with obesity-related EDs.

She refuses to purchase health care under ACA. She refuses to work a job that offers insurance. She refuses to let Becky work a job that might provide insurance coverage for spouses, and she refuses to marry Becky to obtain such coverage. She can't even pull a Tammy Slaton and let the state pay for her treatment because she makes too much on YouTube and even applying for disability would include a look into her dodgy finances. So intensive inpatient is out of the question financially.

She's far too fat for 99.9% of bariatric surgeons to touch her with a ten foot scalpel. She also cannot work with the ones who do due to location restrictions or in the case of Dr Now she wouldn't obey the social media blackout required of her since YouTube is how she pays rent.

Her chance for surviving into her 30s demands at least a very quick 200 pound weight loss and she is incapable of doing it. Her only hope now is a catastrophic health crisis or accident that lands her in the hospital for a couple of months but even that is dicey given the cost. She's fucked. Short of a traumatic head injury that neurologically alters her need for gorging, there's nothing left for her to turn this around.

 

[EH 110]

Did Becky not tell her family that Amber was going to be on a restrictive diet? I know they are hillbillies but there have been a few families on mshpl that have made efforts to not put shit like pizza out with someone that is dying because of food. If she was truly serious she wouldn't have put herself into that situation which sucks because many family gatherings involve food.

1. Becky's family doesn't like Amber.
2. Why should they cater to a cunt who will pig out regardless of what's being served? It's not their problem that Amber has no willpower.

 

[BernardPumpkin]

it must of messed up her metabolism that's why she got so much fatter. also the exercise and walking made her gain.

when her health/sales coach told AL she could lose 200lbs in a year AL must of really thought this was a magic pill that would still allow her to eat 1000s of calories 6 times a day. She seems to know the concept of calories in and calories out but just forgot about that with optavia.

i think it's the 6,000 calories a day that made her fatter

 

[Xenomorph]

Did Becky not tell her family that Amber was going to be on a restrictive diet? I know they are hillbillies but there have been a few families on mshpl that have made efforts to not put shit like pizza out with someone that is dying because of food. If she was truly serious she wouldn't have put herself into that situation which sucks because many family gatherings involve food.

Oh I am sure a big deal was made, however there always is a big deal made when it comes to a speshul Amberlynnie. They probably said "well then she doesnt have to eat it" and they would be right, she doesnt. The world doesnt revolve around you even though you are a moon.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

Forgive me if this is better suited to the health speculation thread, but it's disingenuous of her to hold up metabolism as the thing stopping her from a low calorie diet.

The thing is this: she clearly already has a metabolic syndrome. If you have an obese BMI, wide waist circumference, abnormal bloodwork (high sugar, high insulin, high cholesterol), acanthosis nigricans, etc, you already have metabolic syndrome. The metabolism is shot. Going on a diet can't hurt it any more than it already is. If anything, she stands to improve her insulin sensitivity if she can stick to any kind of program.

I get it, 800 calories is fucking low even for a thin person. But she couldn't even stick with a 2000 calorie diet. She's already invested so much money in this diet; I bet she could more or less stick to it and still lose weight, even if she added in a single modification like (pick one)

- a second lean and green meal
- an extra fueling
- a half cup of brown rice added to the meal
- add a boiled egg and an apple or a cup of raw veg to each fueling

Fuck she could possibly add all of those modifications and still lose weight at this size as long as she doesn't try to cheat with unhealthy food (like oh if chicken is okay then I'll just eat orange chicken, and the program defines one serving as a cup of chicken but the restaurant serving is 3 cups so I'm just gonna eat the 3 cups and consider it my serving, etc)

(Edited for autocorrect typo)

 

[ADHD]

Her chance for surviving into her 30s demands at least a very quick 200 pound weight loss and she is incapable of doing it. Her only hope now is a catastrophic health crisis or accident that lands her in the hospital for a couple of months but even that is dicey given the cost.

I've actually wondered what would happen if she were in an accident that left her with amnesia. If she had no recollection at all of her childhood/whatever fucked her in the head to cause her to use food as a coping mechanism, would she still feel compelled to eat the way she does?

 

[Xenomorph]

I've actually wondered what would happen if she were in an accident that left her with amnesia. If she had no recollection at all of her childhood/whatever fucked her in the head to cause her to use food as a coping mechanism, would she still feel compelled to eat the way she does?

I swear all she needs is to be put in a medically induced coma for a year, let 200 pounds melt off her. Of course she would have to pay for that but the end justifies the means.

 

[ADHD]

I swear all she needs is to be put in a medically induced coma for a year, let 200 pounds melt off her. Of course she would have to pay for that but the end justifies the means.

True, but she'd eat herself back to where she was when she woke up. That's why I was wondering if amnesia could have a positive effect on her in terms of weight loss. Obviously, she'd have to never regain her memory for it to be a permanent fix, but in her case that may be a worthwhile tradeoff.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

I've actually wondered what would happen if she were in an accident that left her with amnesia. If she had no recollection at all of her childhood/whatever fucked her in the head to cause her to use food as a coping mechanism, would she still feel compelled to eat the way she does?

Maybe. But I think her hormones are out of whack. Leptin, ghrelin, and insulin all have some effect on hunger and satiety, and these hormones become deranged when a person has increased fat tissue. So she might always be hungrier than the average person.

But if she could direct her binges away from candy, cookies, chips, fast food, fried food, and so on, and instead eat big salads, it would go a long way to help her lose the weight. And her hormones would improve as the weight drops.

I'm not saying she has to eat grockbot slop but it wouldn't hurt her to binge on some roasted asparagus now and then.

Editing to add: but amnesia might help her forget that she uses food as a coping mechanism. Maybe post-coma amnesiac blank-slate Amber can take up meditation and nature walks as a way to process difficult emotions as they arise.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Maybe. But I think her hormones are out of whack. Leptin, ghrelin, and insulin all have some effect on hunger and satiety, and these hormones become deranged when a person has increased fat tissue. So she might always be hungrier than the average person.

But if she could direct her binges away from candy, cookies, chips, fast food, fried food, and so on, and instead eat big salads, it would go a long way to help her lose the weight. And her hormones would improve as the weight drops.

I'm not saying she has to eat grockbot slop but it wouldn't hurt her to binge on some roasted asparagus now and then.

Editing to add: but amnesia might help her forget that she uses food as a coping mechanism. Maybe post-coma amnesiac blank-slate Amber can take up meditation and nature walks as a way to process difficult emotions as they arise.

I think you're right. She has completely thrown her body chemistry out of whack and that could cause her to be irrationally hungry. That's why, like any addict who's body chemistry has changed, she needs professional help. She will never come close to making progress without getting to the root of the problem and having the proper support to deal with it. She's not going to do that because the thing she's scared of more than eating herself to death is holding up a mirror to herself that she can't eyefuck.

 

[8008135]

I'm not saying she has to eat grockbot slop but it wouldn't hurt her to binge on some roasted asparagus now and then.

Oh god ... Amber and asparagus pee.

 

[TotallyAChick]

"WAAAAAA I neeed more calories WAAAAAA." No, bitch. Obese people can safely eat 800 calories a day, in contrast to overweight and normal people, where women should eat at least 1200 calories and men should eat the minimum of 1500 calories. As far as I know, she's a planet and thus 800 calories (this optavia thing was like 900kcal per day) is completely SAFE.