i wasn’t expecting this... 2/12/19

[Strine]

And she spent 400 dollars on it too. I guess just for the momentary rush of pretending she would change her life. Her and Chantal really are two peas in an exceptional pod

Companies like Optivia predate on delusional fatties like Amber who want the endorphin rush of a weight loss fantasy. Some people get swindled and don't know any better, but gorl had nothing but free time to do actual research before she blew her money on it. Amber uses money for everything - it's how she enslaved Necky and how she distracts herself by hoarding useless shit. Unfortunately for Amber, no amount of money will make her lose weight unless they start selling willpower by the can.

 

[Bliss]

I can only imagine the shit glares and meanness that would come your way of you did try to help her by smacking the cookie out of her hand. You would be a hayder in real life, not greeted with appreciation.

She has said too that she doesn’t believe in enablers and only she is the only one who controls what goes in her cookie hole.

She needs to make up her mind. Do you want to have people tell you “no” or do you want to be left alone to eat until you explode? Pick one. You are confusing poor already confused Becky.

I think she just wants all the praise and positive attention while also eating whatever she wants at the same time. She wants to do nothing and get everything.

 

[Wake me up]

the users on there are anonymous cause you can lose your job if people know youre on there

There is few lines you probably shouldn't cross even on internet and they jump all over that line.

If you had screenshots these would be great "KF reviews" or even random.txt material!

She wants to do nothing and get everything.

The only thing she really wants is to stuff her face with food all day every day. These "attempts" are just a half-assed way for her to go "there, I tried it, it didn't work". She knows it too, she's just a fat manipulative cunt.

 

[Whale Lake]

(Late to the party, I know)

It's kinda sad everything ended so quickly... how many videos did she make about this mlm scam? Three? Such a waste of content, honestly, especially for her, who made something like twenty videos out of three days spent between a motel room and the cheesecake factory.

I was expecting at least two videos per day, all of them with her saying that she feels so good, that Optavia is changing her life, that as soon as she will reach the dainty weight of 200lbs she will become a coach too, that she was ready to try the clothes that didn't fit her anymore...

About the hunger, this video is pretty revealing, imo: she hasn't felt hunger in years, she only eats because she's a glutton who suffocates all her other, more complex feelings by shoving orange chicken in the oven she calls mouth, and when she realized she was eating only 900cal per day she freaked out because it made her realize that she doesn't need all the food she consumes.

But god forbid Amber has a moment of actual introspection, in her journey to Dr Now's office.

 

[FitBitch]

I just want to put it out here because I haven't seen it mentioned yet. It was three days after she QUIT optavia that she uploaded her prerecorded Torrid haul and went silent on social media about her diet.

Gorl prepared herself to fail before she started.

 

[Lulu Diamonds]

For someone who claimed to do so much research, it's just weird she didn't know how many calories she was going to be eating. Did her research really just involve typing "optavia" into youtube? I've felt bad for Amber at some points, but she really qualified for her cow status this time.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

I just want to put it out here because I haven't seen it mentioned yet. It was three days after she QUIT optavia that she uploaded her prerecorded Torrid haul and went silent on social media about her diet.

Gorl prepared herself to fail before she started.

Wasn't the Torrid Haul filmed before the Octavia unboxing, because she was wearing the earrings? So that video where she's reading the labels, pretending to be interested in the dining out guide "This is if I honestly and truly have to eat out...", she had already quit even then? Nothing should shock me anymore, but the relative ease with which she lies is unreal.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Bet she still manages to eat all the chocolate Feelings.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

I can only imagine the shit glares and meanness that would come your way of you did try to help her by smacking the cookie out of her hand. You would be a hayder in real life, not greeted with appreciation.

She has said too that she doesn’t believe in enablers and only she is the only one who controls what goes in her cookie hole.

She needs to make up her mind. Do you want to have people tell you “no” or do you want to be left alone to eat until you explode? Pick one. You are confusing poor already confused Becky.

That's the thing about being an abusive manipulative cunt: just set up a situation in which there is no right or wrong answer, then the target can always be wrong depending on how it benefits the abuser.

So does Becky have a responsibility to monitor ALR's decisions and try to stop her from bad ones? Or does Becky need to shut her mouth and respect ALR's autonomy to make her own health decisions? Well, that depends; what kind of video is ALR trying to make in a given moment?

 

[AbraCadaver]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_DNe6zPFT5Y

If i ever die that big, just pull the guts out of a grand piano and bury me in it. It would probably cost far less.

Also sucks to you, Facebook group. “Ooh dearie me, they just cross a LINE with all their naughty naughty words! I may read their forums, but I’d never sign up and POST there. I’m not like that, I’m a good person. Excuse me while I post in my secret FB group created to take the piss out of a dying overweight woman.”

Lie to yourself if you can, you slags. Even if you don’t make a profile here, you still read it. You aren’t any better than us.

 

[PuckishRogue]

The sad thing is, Amber is too heavy and too fucking vile to catfish a butch that will give her tough love. If she had a girl with a job and even a little self respect, she'd be nowhere near as heavy.

That said, she got herself here. Amber is the only one to blame for her weight gain in my opinion, but Becky sure as shit doesn't help. She's a total cunt to Becky when she dares imply maybe they should eat healthy or stop going out, and instead of fucking standing up for herself and saying "Fuck you, wipe your own ass" Becky gives in.

The funniest thing, I think, is that despite the facebook group thinking we're all shits, most of us would be delighted to see her turn it around. She keeps saying she wants tough love, but not if it comes from here. @Dog Prom 3D is one that sticks out as giving detailed, real talks of what the fuck this girl needs to do, but because it isn't from someone who tells her she's sexy even at the weight of a tractor, she doesn't want to hear it.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

The funniest thing, I think, is that despite the facebook group thinking we're all shits, most of us would be delighted to see her turn it around.

I agree with this, but only if "turning it around" involved a total overhaul of not just her relationship to food, but perhaps more importantly, her relationship with people. She doesn't get this kind of hate because she's fat, and I know that's not a new revelation to anyone, but it's always the card she pulls from her back pocket when she doesn't want to be accountable to her audience or to herself. Perpetual victimhood is the pillow she props herself up against, to cushion the uncomfortable TRUTH that she's not a good person at heart. She's not a nice or thoughtful person. She doesn't give kindness, and she doesn't deserve kindness. That's a fatal flaw, unlikely to be remedied without serious introspection.

But sure, if she could fix that first, everything in her world would change for the better--including the support she currently lacks in her comment section. 120k people tune in because they're curious and united in their frustration with her bullshit. She knows the game she's playing. Her failure has been incredibly fruitful.

 

[PuckishRogue]

I agree with this, but only if "turning it around" involved a total overhaul of not just her relationship to food, but perhaps more importantly, her relationship with people. She doesn't get this kind of hate because she's fat, and I know that's not a new revelation to anyone, but it's always the card she pulls from her back pocket when she doesn't want to be accountable to her audience or to herself. Perpetual victimhood is the pillow she props herself up against, to cushion the uncomfortable TRUTH that she's not a good person at heart. She's not a nice or thoughtful person. She doesn't give kindness, and she doesn't deserve kindness. That's a fatal flaw, unlikely to be remedied without serious introspection.

But sure, if she could fix that first, everything in her world would change for the better--including the support she currently lacks in her comment section. 120k people tune in because they're curious and united in their frustration with her bullshit. She knows the game she's playing. Her failure has been incredibly fruitful.

I agree. Even if she lost zero weight and just started being a decent person, she wouldn't get near as much hate. It'd be sadder, sure, to watch her death by food, but if she were humble she'd be more willing to get help, so it would all work out.

In many ways, we're lucky she's such a cunt, otherwise this would be sadder.

 

[8008135]

12.2% like ratio! Hamber's hit a new record low.

That warrants some Texas Roadhouse, y'all.

 

[Hidden Squirrel]

Obviously Amber would have said anything at all to get out of dieting, but I find this excuse particularly profound. Amber wants to lose weight on diet but without reducing caloric intake. I want to hear how she thinks dieting works; specifically how she is going to lose weight without calorie reduction. It's the sole thing that causes weight loss. This is either bad trolling or stupidity on levels yet unseen. It's like her saying she wanted to be an olympic swimmer but quit when she found out she'd have to go in the water. We all know she's never losing weight until her feet are amputated but Jesus gorl.

Sadly, there is a lot of misinformation out there on the internet saying that if you restrict your calories too much, you will Ruin Your Metabolism and regain all of the weight. The "Biggest Loser Study" published in the NYT a couple of years back created a lot of buzz about this idea. So I think that's what Amberlynn was getting at with the "too low calorie" BS.

The truth is, at her weight, she could lose weight eating 2000 calories. She'd lose faster eating 900 calories. But instead she decided to give up and eat God knows what. She must really not care about her health.

 

[plastic holic]

I agree. Even if she lost zero weight and just started being a decent person, she wouldn't get near as much hate. It'd be sadder, sure, to watch her death by food, but if she were humble she'd be more willing to get help, so it would all work out.

In many ways, we're lucky she's such a cunt, otherwise this would be sadder.

Honestly, she’s so lucky she has so much advice, health tips, weight loser tips and knowledge forced fed to her through her comment section. A lot of people pay for advice from coaches, pay for books or websites or trainers and she throws it away and calls it hate.

She’d be so much more well liked if she actually took the criticism as criticism.

 

[mekalekahi]

Did Becky not tell her family that Amber was going to be on a restrictive diet? I know they are hillbillies but there have been a few families on mshpl that have made efforts to not put shit like pizza out with someone that is dying because of food. If she was truly serious she wouldn't have put herself into that situation which sucks because many family gatherings involve food.

 

[Ann Berlin]

The sad thing is, Amber is too heavy and too fucking vile to catfish a butch that will give her tough love. If she had a girl with a job and even a little self respect, she'd be nowhere near as heavy.

Is there anyone in Amber's life who could possibly be a positive influence on her? It sounds harsh to ask but is there even anyone she knows who loves her enough to want to wake her the fuck up? Her housemates don't care and Becky doesn't care, and it seems like both her families are pretty estranged. Does this gorl have true and honest friends at all?

 

[Long time lurker]

Does she actually believe her viewers are exceptional like her?

No, she thinks they are even more stupid than she is.

If you eat right and reduce your intake dramatically,

Amber doesn't even need to eat right at this point. Eventually, yes, she will need to eat right. But she can just start by eating less.

She has an aversion to stick-to-itiveness

This gives me an idea for a new diet for Amber. Make a video where she comes up with a plan to eat only the most caloric shit she can find (The Simpsons has an episode that will guide her through the process). On this diet she has to eat every 15 minutes, but it has to be a 3 course meal each time.
Use that whiteboard of hers to write down some convoluted feeding schedule, buy some food designed to be used by people recovering from malnourishment and go to town.

Since Amber has a pathological fear of adhering to any kind of plan, she'll quit in 3 days.

She said she felt a fog lift and hasn't felt better on another other program.

She says that every.single.time.

Our gorl is cycling out of order and it’s freaking me out.

I think it's partially out of desperation and partially out of the knowledge that she went too far defending the plan.
That said, I've noticed that the cycles are becoming faster and each stage is shorter than it used to be.

Wasn't the Torrid Haul filmed before the Octavia unboxing,

Yes, it was filmed before, but released after she'd already quit.

 

[Teresa77]

At this point AL should just go full Danielle Mcallister and say she doesn't want to do any more diets and just keep her way of life until she dies. I would have more respect for her if she did that.