i wasn’t expecting this... 2/12/19

What diet should Big Al use to lose weight?

  • Water fasting

    Votos: 21 4.8%
  • Optavia (again)

    Votos: 8 1.8%
  • Vegan

    Votos: 6 1.4%
  • Keto

    Votos: 45 10.2%
  • Carnivore

    Votos: 3 0.7%
  • Cocaine

    Votos: 50 11.4%
  • Meth

    Votos: 207 47.0%
  • Coffee and cigarettes

    Votos: 38 8.6%
  • Vegetarian

    Votos: 4 0.9%
  • Whole food organic

    Votos: 2 0.5%
  • Weight Watchers (trial #134467)

    Votos: 20 4.5%
  • She can create her own diet to lose weight

    Votos: 36 8.2%

  • Total de votantes
    440
Gorl I know you're not new. It must have slipped your mind that she's already tried OMAD".
Did she? I don't remember it either. Maybe it just seems so unlikely that she fasted 23 hours and ate for just the one hour. I could see he beginning a meal and eating for several hours and calling it OMAD.

I think she and Chantal are beginning to run together in my mind.
 
Funny you should mention it, meth is legally prescribed in the US as a treatment for obesity as a Schedule II drug called Desoxyn.

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Can you imagine amber to be on amphetamines? She would not stop talking. That would be glorious (if you can switch her off like we can do, for her housemates its pure hell).
She definately could lose lots of weight in the first days. But then she´d be super hungry and gain even more.
I bet the guys would steal from her pills because you can have super super super long sex on it.
 
Regarding the facebook groups. There is one other the privacy of which was set to "secret". I came upon an interesting post, asking the members' opinion on us here at the farms. Some choice responses:
  • Good for the tea, but some of them on there are seriously TOO invested with our gorl
  • In response to it, someone responded: 100% agree. they fabricate some tea with wild ass theories
  • I just have gone when theres alr tea like the screenshots.. i dont like how they make fun of Islam or Autism. Apparently the users on there are anonymous cause you can lose your job if people know youre on there. I dont like alr either but damn they say some hateful things
  • I am an occasional reader but dont have account. They seem a little too judgmental and too hardcore even for me. There is few lines you probably shouldn't cross even on internet and they jump all over that line.
I just lol, especially about "fabricating some tea". Pretty rich coming from the communities that actually got in touch with Becky's mother and spread that shit all over. Yo, you ain't different from us here, except no one calls you out for power leveling and t o u c h i n g t h e p 0 0 p .

I know some of you people lurk on here. Read this: DO NOT T O U C H T H E P 0 0 P, MKAY?
 
Can you imagine amber to be on amphetamines? She would not stop talking. That would be glorious (if you can switch her off like we can do, for her housemates its pure hell).
She definately could lose lots of weight in the first days. But then she´d be super hungry and gain even more.
I bet the guys would steal from her pills because you can have super super super long sex on it.
well at this point what does she have to lose? I hear her town has easy access to neighborhood pharmacies. They probably live next door to a lab.

Our gorl is cycling out of order and it’s freaking me out. She went from phase one to 3 without pausing on 2. What do we have if we can’t even depend on her cycles on futility? https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/alcycle-jpg.633732/

Edit: I used the wrong word
 
As a cdiff survivor (sepsis to boot), I know people who had stool transplants. None said they lost weight or eating habits changed, although that isn’t why they did it. I thought your own biomass grew back based on your gut system. I thought it formed as a baby and changed little, although was suggested to take probiotics to rebuild from cdiff. If it really changed people’s sizes that would be terrifying as not all of us are obese and want to change our size. You get sick, have the transplant, and if your donor is fat you may get fat? Seems odd. Since this doesn’t really pertain except as a possible fat cure (?) you can PM me if you have a response.

That's what an FMT is for, it's for c-diff and other issues caused by taking to many antibiotics. The microbiome is a delicate ecosystem made up of bacteria that break down and process food, their have been multiple studies done where people have gotten FMT from someone obese and they become obese themselves over the years. This normally happens when people would ask an overweight relative for the donation thinking it would be safer.

We had a gentleman get an FMT donation from an overweight donor and over time, he too became overweight. There are now regulations in place strictly to avoid this exact issue. You now have to meet intense criteria that involves working out and a diet made of mostly yogurts, fruits an things like that, once you are approved for donating you're allowed to donate as many times as you want and you get paid 40 dollars often people just come in before work Hooray!

While it's not currently in use for treating obesity yet, it should be available (via fucking enema) at some point in the near future.
 
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She's gotta prove the haters are wrong.

She will never prove anyone wrong. Shes 550+ pounds, and its her fault.

Nevermind the possible personality disorder she has.

The best way to prove us "haters" wrong is to admit she has no idea how to help herself and check into a psychiatric impatient ward to get the help she needs. It might just save her life.
 
The best way to prove us "haters" wrong is to admit she has no idea how to help herself and check into a psychiatric impatient ward to get the help she needs. It might just save her life.

I really wish she understood this.

We think she's a shitty person who's eating herself to death. So prove us wrong by losing weight, getting therapy, and starting to take accountability/trying to make amends for all the horrible shit she's done. It's not complicated; prove you're not a bad person by being a good (or even just a better) person.

Bitchy responses on social media don't put us in our place -- they just prove we're right about her being an irredeemable cunt.
 
I know the meth option in the poll is a joke but once you're morbidly obese, can they not give you meds that cut your appetite? A lot of normal size BED patients get on Vyvanse or something usually for ADHD. I don't know if someone like Hamber could take those kind of pills without getting a heart attack or something.

There is meds that are out there that curb appetite. In so much as stuff for some mental health issues seriously can. The problem is finding one that does it..but even if they did? Hamber won't stick to it.
 
I really wish she understood this.

We think she's a shitty person who's eating herself to death. So prove us wrong by losing weight, getting therapy, and starting to take accountability/trying to make amends for all the horrible shit she's done. It's not complicated; prove you're not a bad person by being a good (or even just a better) person.

Bitchy responses on social media don't put us in our place -- they just prove we're right about her being an irredeemable cunt.

Hard agree. She can get better, weight wise and whatevet psychological issues she has. If she has a personality disorder, there are many people who learn to manage and understamd their condition and live wonderful lives.

But it's up to the person if they want to get better or be a colossal cunt the rest of their lives.

Getting help is a choice, not a punishment. Alot of people with issues like hamby don't understand that.
 
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If anyone is curious at this point... she's also almost at 120k subscribers (:_(
 
Hard agree. She can get better, weight wise and whatevet psychological issues she has. If she has a personality disorder, there are many people who learn to manage and understamd their condition and live wonderful lives.

But it's up to the person if they want to get better or be a colossal cunt the rest of their lives.

Getting help is a choice, not a punishment. Alot of people with issues like hamby don't understand that.

She mentioned in a video not too long ago that she "wished people around her would care more" implying she wished there were people in her life that will forcefully knock the cookie out of her hands and show tough love. She definitely needs this. Becky's a pushover while Eric and Rickie aren't close enough to her to care. As she doesn't work a normal 9-5 job, there's no risk of her losing her income. She's stuck being reliant on her own shitty research and delusion.
 
She mentioned in a video not too long ago that she "wished people around her would care more" implying she wished there were people in her life that will forcefully knock the cookie out of her hands and show tough love. She definitely needs this. Becky's a pushover while Eric and Rickie aren't close enough to her to care. As she doesn't work a normal 9-5 job, there's no risk of her losing her income. She's stuck being reliant on her own shitty research and delusion.

She has also said several times that tough love does not work while talking about comments from viewers. She only wants ass pats. I can only assume the reaction is same if her friends or Becky even slightly suggests that perhaps she doesn't know what works for her.
 
She has also said several times that tough love does not work while talking about comments from viewers. She only wants ass pats. I can only assume the reaction is same if her friends or Becky even slightly suggests that perhaps she doesn't know what works for her.
I can only imagine the shit glares and meanness that would come your way of you did try to help her by smacking the cookie out of her hand. You would be a hayder in real life, not greeted with appreciation.

She has said too that she doesn’t believe in enablers and only she is the only one who controls what goes in her cookie hole.

She needs to make up her mind. Do you want to have people tell you “no” or do you want to be left alone to eat until you explode? Pick one. You are confusing poor already confused Becky.

Hard agree. She can get better, weight wise and whatevet psychological issues she has. If she has a personality disorder, there are many people who learn to manage and understamd their condition and live wonderful lives.

But it's up to the person if they want to get better or be a colossal cunt the rest of their lives.

Getting help is a choice, not a punishment. Alot of people with issues like hamby don't understand that.
here’s the thing- she isn’t a miserable cunt. I think she is quite happy being the cunt that she is.
 
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Does anyone know if this is the worst like to dislike ratio she's had before on a video? 1.1k likes to 7.4k dislikes currently. I know she's still laughing all the way to the bank, but only figuratively at this point...8)

ooof thats a record for sure in the dislike department.

Amber's worst-rated video was the "Trisha Paytas-inspired Burger King Mukbang" -- the one where she laughed like a cunt and said "Aww, that's sweet" about a comment from a nurse -- at 12.3% likes.

This video is currently at 12.6% likes, but because it's only a couple of days old, I fully expect it to be the new dislike champion by this weekend.
 
Obviously Amber would have said anything at all to get out of dieting, but I find this excuse particularly profound. Amber wants to lose weight on diet but without reducing caloric intake. I want to hear how she thinks dieting works; specifically how she is going to lose weight without calorie reduction. It's the sole thing that causes weight loss. This is either bad trolling or stupidity on levels yet unseen. It's like her saying she wanted to be an olympic swimmer but quit when she found out she'd have to go in the water. We all know she's never losing weight until her feet are amputated but Jesus gorl.
 
Obviously Amber would have said anything at all to get out of dieting, but I find this excuse particularly profound. Amber wants to lose weight on diet but without reducing caloric intake. I want to hear how she thinks dieting works; specifically how she is going to lose weight without calorie reduction. It's the sole thing that causes weight loss. This is either bad trolling or stupidity on levels yet unseen. It's like her saying she wanted to be an olympic swimmer but quit when she found out she'd have to go in the water. We all know she's never losing weight until her feet are amputated but Jesus gorl.

And she spent 400 dollars on it too. I guess just for the momentary rush of pretending she would change her life. Her and Chantal really are two peas in an retarded pod
 
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