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- 29 de Jul, 2024
First and foremost, I want to wish everyone a Happy Pride Month. It's a shame what the world does to LGBTQIA+ people, especially LGBTQIA+ people of color. Let your freak flags fly! For all the unwarranted hatred this website throws at trans folks, so many of you are perverts anyway. I see all you people with anime profile pictures. You're basically a half-step away from Pride Parade fun, so stop dipping your toes in and live a little.
Now, onto the real reason for this thread. I have to admit and accept that @gagabobo1997 (to any mods reading this: he asked me to ping him) outsmarted me. I made a bet with him that the Strait of Hormuz would be fully open and back to at least 85% of pre-war traffic by June 1st. This was stupid and wrong. @gagabobo1997 outmaneuvered me and was correct in his suspicion that the Iran War would not resolve so quickly. I took this bet knowingly and all I can do is apologize and ask for forgiveness from him and from the rest of the Kiwi Farms community in a public manner. I should have known better than to issue this challenge to @gagabobo1997: if you just look at his profile picture, you will notice his superior choice of nootropics. Everyone should respect this man for his intellectual abilities, his artistic talent, and foresight. Simply looking at his incredible profile picture, which he made himself, tells you everything that you need to know.
Indeed, if you have not already followed this user, you should do so immediately. You will not regret it. @gagabobo1997 has an unmistakable posting style that makes him easy to understand, get along with, and agree with. Why I deigned to challenge him at all is, in retrospect, confusing. No one, save Null himself, could ever dare to match wits with this user. I can only imagine that his athletic abilities match his intellect, making him a treacherous adversary. I once again ask for his forgiveness for my challenge and, of course, want to again wish Kiwi Farms users a Happy Pride Month.
Now, onto the real reason for this thread. I have to admit and accept that @gagabobo1997 (to any mods reading this: he asked me to ping him) outsmarted me. I made a bet with him that the Strait of Hormuz would be fully open and back to at least 85% of pre-war traffic by June 1st. This was stupid and wrong. @gagabobo1997 outmaneuvered me and was correct in his suspicion that the Iran War would not resolve so quickly. I took this bet knowingly and all I can do is apologize and ask for forgiveness from him and from the rest of the Kiwi Farms community in a public manner. I should have known better than to issue this challenge to @gagabobo1997: if you just look at his profile picture, you will notice his superior choice of nootropics. Everyone should respect this man for his intellectual abilities, his artistic talent, and foresight. Simply looking at his incredible profile picture, which he made himself, tells you everything that you need to know.
Indeed, if you have not already followed this user, you should do so immediately. You will not regret it. @gagabobo1997 has an unmistakable posting style that makes him easy to understand, get along with, and agree with. Why I deigned to challenge him at all is, in retrospect, confusing. No one, save Null himself, could ever dare to match wits with this user. I can only imagine that his athletic abilities match his intellect, making him a treacherous adversary. I once again ask for his forgiveness for my challenge and, of course, want to again wish Kiwi Farms users a Happy Pride Month.
