i read hate comments and this is what happened.... - 7/10/2018

  • 🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
I don't hate Amber. She's a despicable and deplorable creature, and I enjoy laughing at her. It's really hard to untangle her from her weight, and since most of her content consists of Pinky and the Brain levels of weight loss plans, I laugh about that too.

But hate? Nah...She's too insignificant for anything other than a few laughs.
 
JanglyLoudThing dijo:
Save your time
* just sausage fingers rubbing shitty Walmart makeup on her moon face
* cellulite hamhocks waddling like there's no tomorrow
* every other content creator in youtube can be friends with their ex but not meeeee
* people hate me because I'm fat
* people hate me because of rumors
* I don't read the comments but now I read the comments and boohoo
* where's all the people who love me?
* please give me asspats
* Becky chimping out on haydurs in the background, just defending Beanbaggerlynn's content
* I spent sooo much time and money on mah macbook and camera
Presiona para expandir...

I swear Amber is the only lolcow I have to passively observe through text summaries on the Farms. I can handle Boogie's jowls moving around for ten minutes at a time, Russel Greer drooling all over his shirt as he talks, Narcissa trying desperately to be cute, hell I didn't even flinch much at the pictures of Chris's open taint or Phil's passage of the damned. Amber's voice and mannerisms combined with her cottage-cheese-lookin-ass body are somehow worse than all of those things.
 
angelicbitch dijo:
Someone PLEASE gif her shaking her foundation. :story:
Presiona para expandir...

i don't know what it is dijo:
here you go. @angelicbitch
giphy.gif
Presiona para expandir...
I gotta admit, I didn't watch this video and when I saw @angelicbitch 's request I though she meant "shake the foundation" like she was walking through the house.
 
If I had to deal with amberlynn in real life I would hate her. I can laugh about her because I will never have to do that.
 
I love how she's so resentful of the people that watch her videos. We don't love her enough! She actually had to RESEARCH the camera she didn't have to buy but she wanted to! We tell her, a 425lb gorl, that she's fat! We don't appreciate the hard work she puts into her completely self-chosen, optional job! We get disappointed in her when she fails repeatedly at saving her own life!

Kind of sounds like she wants us all to unsub and stop watching. I can manage that.
 
When she went on about the fact that most of the people watching her videos are haydurs, I almost waited for her to come to the realization of that she needs to stop filming these videos. But no, instead she said it just doesn’t matter what quality they are cause all the people watching just hate watch her. I swear her logic is nonexistent. Any reasonable human would stop humiliating her/himself after realizing something like that but not our Amber. That’s a whole new level of narcism and/or just the desperate need of the yowtoob money.

And when she was making the metaphor about the blush being bad and hated, I swear I could hear the tiny little gears in her brain working overtime as she tried to make sense and compare it to herself. Needless to say, she butchered it.
 
She needs to get grandma's tablecloth back. Her arms look like a fatter version of (modern) Bibendum or the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Very unsettling.

Fat people are presumed to be bad people. In this case, that generalization is completely fair and correct. She lies and produces terrible content. The only people who "like" her are white knights and the chasers who are attracted to her massive bulk. The only reason she gets any attention is because she is a land whale. How many quarter-ton Youtube "stars" are there? The size is what gets the viewers. People either pity her or fetishize her. (We are obviously in the second group.)

Obesity can affect menstrual cycles. Adipose tissue (fat cells) produces estrogen. Her "super"-periods or whatever are possibly because she is fat.
 
Última edición:
If AL actually went to a doctor, got therapy and tried to better herself, I'd wish her well and hope for her to lose some weight and save her own life. But she doesn't. She bitches and moans about how hard her life is while all she does is film vlogs of her eating and going to Walmart.

:powerlevel: I edit videos for part of my job and there is no way her videos would take more than 30 mins to edit so I call BS on her "intense process" of editing her videos go though. She doesn't even add music, animations, or transitions to her videos. They are the simplest cut and paste jobs with no further effort to improve their quality. :powerlevel:
 
meepmapmop dijo:
:powerlevel: I edit videos for part of my job and there is no way her videos would take more than 30 mins to edit so I call BS on her "intense process" of editing her videos go though. She doesn't even add music, animations, or transitions to her videos. They are the simplest cut and paste jobs with no further effort to improve their quality. :powerlevel:
Presiona para expandir...
I believe that it is intense for her because she is dumb. She had a hard time with uploading or rendering a video recently. She left it in the foreground because she was not sure it was working. Her basic jump cut editing is easy for someone who is not a moron, but she is a moron. I have no experience with home user video editors, but I would assume whatever she is using (iMovie, perhaps?) is already easier than Premiere/AE or FCP, but still too difficult for her to deal with.
 
Top tip: If you're going to film a GRWM start by washing your hideous face to remove the remains of caked on slept in make up we can still see flaking on your eyes and lips form the previous day/last time you slept. I am seconds in and I happily say your slovenly approach to personal hygiene is more reason to hate you than your weight.

Even if you only fake it the rest of the time, at least pretend and do it once for this type of video. You lie the rest of the time, why would you not at least pretend when you're about to focus your camera on these things?
 
Funny that big AL would make video to read hate comments around the same time that Danielle McAllister does...
 
Can we talk about how her idea of a 'bombshell' weight for her height is 150 lbs? At 5'3" that's a BMI of 26.6, or overweight. Unless we're talking bodybuilder status, which I doubt is what Amber is imagining for herself, gorl still has no concept of what a healthy weight is :story:
 
Honestly, her videos have been so boring lately I tune out and the next thing I know it's over and I have no idea what happened. And I can't be bothered to rewatch.
 
Debes iniciar sesión o registrarte para responder aquí.
Atrás
Top Abajo