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I LOVE BOOSTERS - the worst movie of 2026 is upon us
Okay it feels like I might have a wrong definition of tankie, is it just a general term to refer to any communist?
I always thought it referred to the type of communist who specifically thought the USSR was good and is a defender of that state as a way to separate them from the "That wasn't REAL communism" crowd, was that wrong?
tbh some manner of comedy about failure crooks who end up in way over their heads trying to fence the cards navigating the tismic horrors of the card game players of poogerman could be funny
"Urban" (See: Niggas in da hood) crime movies used to be cool. Like New Jack City or Menace II Society. Now even those are about obnoxious black ladies. Sad!
He's a nigger. This a movie by a nigger about niggers acting like niggers. The intended audience isn't you or me. It's for niggers. It will probably have success on par with Soul Plane, Friday, and other nigger movies for niggers.
Unironically, this is how you actually reach nigger women. You do not take white man's entertainment, like a WWII video game, and add a nigger woman to it. You make the niggliest, most niggerrific, niggerfied thing you can, and niggers will drink it up like Kool-Ade on a hot summer day in Alabama. White creators cannot actually make things that succeed with niggers, because it feels racist to make something this niggery. If Friday had been made by a white man, it would be the most racist movie of all time. Same goes for this film.
"A movie about ape-faced nigger women stealing from a pretty white woman and hooting like chimps? Your career is OVER!" Except a nigger's making the nigger movie, so he can get away it.
So what is NEON's deal anyways? Are they trying to be like A24 but take stuff that A24 won't even touch? As a film studio I dunno if that'll pay off in the end.
I always thought it referred to the type of communist who specifically thought the USSR was good and is a defender of that state as a way to separate them from the "That wasn't REAL communism" crowd, was that wrong?
If I want to see niggas looting, I only need to rewatch the Floyd Riots on YT, which already had -as we all did- the misfortune of watching live back in '20.
Seriously, this is the negro version of The Bling Ring, a movie based on the true story of a group of teens who were obsessed with fame and broke into the houses of several celebrities to steal goods. I think Paris Hilton was the most famous of the victims because they robbed her home several times. They also broke into the homes of Lindsay Lohan, Legolas, and other famous people living in the area.
There was nothing political about it, that I remember, they were just dumbass teens.
And I think this movie won't be like this. For starters, they're black, which always comes politically charged and there is one scene when the white lady says something like "you take from me" and they said "as you do". I'm sure the movie will be full of moments reminding us how blacks created everything and whites stole from them.
I thought it was about someone getting their rating boosted in an online game, i.e. League of Legends, either by paying someone to do it, or duo queuing with a smurf.
I don't know what The Bling Ring is but to me, it seems like a nigger version of that Cruella movie that came out a while ago.
It literally has the same exact plot:
"Some bitch started working at a fashion company and designed dresses that were stolen by the evil fashion mogul lady so now, the bitch teams up with a bunch of weirdos who go around stealing clothes and turning them into "radical tubular fashion" and they get famous for it".
But that movie was a huge flop so I don't know why they would make another one like it... and speaking of flops:
Cruella wasn't a flop. It made good money and it's highly popular among basic bitches, the main target for this type of movies. The thing about it was that it at least wasn't cringe at the moment of depicting the punk fashion of the 60s in all aspects of Cruella's characterization. This movie has this:
They even had the nerve to say this was fashion for the people, when this looks more like someone put too much effort for some random anime con. It's a mix of The Hunger Games with Sesame Street.
Compare with the classy furry looks of Scream Queens:
Also, for some reason, Keke Palmer looks like she's already 40. They need to stop casting her as someone in her 20s.
They even had the nerve to say this was fashion for the people, when this looks more like someone put too much effort for some random anime con. It's a mix of The Hunger Games with Sesame Street.
I read the director's name and was disappointed to see an artist that worked with the likes of Fatboy Slim and helped Buckethead would sink so low, and then i realized i got Boots Riley and Bootsy Collins mixed up.
Well, "good money" is a bit of a stretch.
Robocop 2014 made slightly more on the same budget and that was considered a commercial failure.
They were planning a Cruella trilogy, I remember that the sequel was "coming soon" for a while and I kept saying that they will just stop talking about it until everyone forgets... I was correct.
They were planning a Cruella trilogy, I remember that the sequel was "coming soon" for a while and I kept saying that they will just stop talking about it until everyone forgets... I was correct.
To be fair, Emma Stone ain't getting any younger and she's now won an Oscar and she's had very explicit sex scenes. I dunno if they've changed their position on it, but Anne Hattaway didn't make a third Princess' Diary movie because she showed her tits in Brokeback Mountain and Disney didn't like that. Technically. Cruella ain't precisely young during the Dalmatians movie, but they're going for a younger audience. Emma doesn't look like she's in her 20s any more.
It's a pity because at least the movie had good fashion and I think they got an Oscar for it, and this movie has such atrocious clothes.
