i lost my phone!! - color

[Shiversblood]

I lost my iphone i cant find it????!!!

 

[eldri]

I can call it for you if you want. I just need your phone number.

 

[Some Manajerk]

Oh so you're the guy who left the phone in the store? protip, make sure you have it locked so no one else has to open it and find rapeface selfies.

 

[DOGFARM]

I'm going to need your credit card number first.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Yeah I took it. Either suck my dick or $50 gets it back safely

 

[bearycool]

Did it have %50 of your girlcock porn on it?

 

[The Manglement]

Did it have %50 of your girlcock porn on it?

They don't make SD cards that big.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I'm going to need your Google account username and password to track it down with the built-in GPS.

Also your CC number and PIN.

 

[Cool kitties club]

Does your phone have a KKK loli for the lockscreen

 

[Snuckening]

color?

 

[JSGOTI]

Good

 

[Ali della Fenice]

Have you looked inside that gapehole thats on your face?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I have it, and I'm about to upload all your nudes.

BTW, I have to say...nice.

 

[J A N D E K]

Spoiler: This it?

 

[RG 448]

I’ll keep an eye out.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Of course you'd have an iphone.

 

[UW 411]

Give me your 'find my phone' pin and a small finders fee and it's yours.

 

[dopy]

Hvae you tried turning it off and on again?

[audience laffs]

 

[AF 802]

I'm going to need your credit card number first.

Attention all iPhone gamers

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

https://www.callmylostphone.com/

There. I did the work for you.