I keep getting fortune cookies with no fortune

[Xev]

Does that mean I have no future?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think it means they're getting lazy. The last fortune I got from one of those said, "Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!"

Seriously, what kind of fortune is that?

 

[Neodanthril]

Try open
But whole

 

[Xev]

Nvm. I opened a second one and it told me a trip to the ocean is in my near future. This cookie was stale as fuck though but I don't care because I have a whole apple pie.

 

[Nickel Silver]

This seems like more of a Q&A thread.

Now that you've posted it in Mass Debates, I feel compelled to find reasons to call someone a faggot.

 

[rel=alternate]

Fortune cookies are bullshit marketing.

When was the last time you threw a coin in a fountain? That's where the real luck really is.

I may or may not clean fountains for a living, but that's besides the point. I have seen it work. Usually the luck is proportional to the offering.

 

[crushedrocks]

This seems like more of a Q&A thread.

Now that you've posted it in Mass Debates, I feel compelled to find reasons to call someone a faggot.

The fortunes are printed out by gay chinese men in jungle sweatshops

 

[singlele]

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