I heard that people are irritated with me... - It has come to my attention that some of you don't know that I am an Asshole.

[Just A Butt]

And since Kiwi Farms is a Place For Friends I would like to take this chance to improve myself for the good of the community. So I've made this thread for everyone who is mad or upset to air their problems that I promise I will not make fun of and will 100% take seriously.

 

[Peenix]

You are become Christmas before december. Please reconsider.

 

[DumbDude43]

 

[misterduckford]

I like butts tho. Doesn't everybody?

 

[Divine right to rule]

I don't even know who you are.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

 

[Grub]

Imagine trying to be an attention whore on kf

 

[TheJelqster]

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up

 

[The Foxtrot]

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up

Shut up grandma!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Cute cats

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Shove a dick up your ass and take a picture with a thumbs up

 

[Pimpleking55]

You will never disappoint me because i am an assman.

 

[Wormy]

With a few exceptions, you're all horrible people and make me wake up every morning with the barrel of a gun in my mouth.

 

[draggs]

With a few exceptions, you're all horrible people and make me wake up every morning with the barrel of a gun in my mouth.

Why are you falling asleep with a gun in your mouth

Is it because you cant get anyone to put their dick in there?

 

[The Foxtrot]

With a few exceptions, you're all horrible people and make me wake up every morning with the barrel of a gun in my mouth.

Then skip ahead to the part where you pull the trigger, yeah?

 

[Wormy]

Then skip ahead to the part where you pull the trigger, yeah?

Been trying, sport, been trying.

 

[Moths]

How can you be an asshole if you are just the butt?

 

[Just A Butt]

How can you be an asshole if you are just the butt?

with jesus anything is possible

 

[Vott]

You have some interesting fan mail, Can't imagine what you get in PMs lol

 

[Moths]

You know its great when mati posters have the Secret Watcher stamp of quality

Fucken top tier profile posts