I have killed myself.

[AnsemSoD1]

So what do I do now?

 

[Vect]

Try again.

 

[Justtocheck]

Have you killed yourself today, to see if you can still feel?

 

[OrionBalls]

Did you write the compulsory exit letter blaming the Farms and forward it to Reddit?

 

[Tablet County]

Finally somebody listens to me! I keep telling people to kill themselves and all I get is excuses. It's nice to see somebody finally pull himself up by his bootstraps and commit suicide.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Damn it, I think I might actually be immortal, WHY!?!?!?

 

[The Magnificence]

You failed.

As usual.

 

[Nick Obre]

That's what you get for 'Norting yourself

 

[Psyduck]

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/post-videos-of-people-dying.86179/

 

[Whatevermancer]

Dead man -> coffin -> grave.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Can a ghost or demon even use The Farms? Like can they possess a keyboard and actually type on here?

 

[Brenda Holiday]

You succeeded, this site is hell. You have to read about tranny rotholes for eternity.

 

[Blamo2000]

Imagine being a zombie, lame. You should have trained with the bow and arrow so you could have been the cool skeleton archer. Sucks to be you.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Tough luck, there's an infinity of yous in ohter universes. The one you killed was just a drop in the ocean.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

You didn't do it hard enough.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

Can you sneed?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Be ghost, do crime.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

Before you try again, destroy your phylachtery.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Can a ghost or demon even use The Farms? Like can they possess a keyboard and actually type on here?

there is one on here i think his name is @Muttley

 

[Muttley]

HWÆT: WE GAR-DENA
IN GEARDAGUM.
þeodcyninga
þrym gefrunon.
Hu ða æþelingas
ellen fremedon!