I have a secret crush on Eric Trump.

[Mariposa Electrique]

Don't get me wrong. My husband is very handsome, but there's just something about Eric. He's like a young Nazi soldier ready to confiscate my Jew Gold. Is there something wrong with me?

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Bitch what the fuck.

 

[Jack Awful]

It's not a secret if you tell everyone

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I mean, Eric was smart enough to keep a low profile while his greasy brother ran around like a jackass for years so he’s got that going for him?
And from certain angles he doesn’t always look like fresh cat vomit- he’s definitely more attractive than Junior.
Still, it’s kind of startling to see someone admit to such a thing wrt any trump offspring.

 

[Mediocre]

For me, it's Don Jr. (no homo)

 

[Retink]

Personally I like Ivanka holding beans

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

And I have a not so secret crush on Abby Shapiro. I might stuff my bra and lie to people but Abby has genuine mommy milkers and I think about them often. Big Booba FTW.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

And I have a not so secret crush on Abby Shapiro. I might stuff my bra and lie to people but Abby has genuine mommy milkers and I think about them often. Big Booba FTW.

what do you stuff your bra with? And if its tissues, you ever use bra stuffing tissues to cry?

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

what do you stuff your bra with? And if its tissues, you ever use bra stuffing tissues to cry?

Gypsy pubes m8. The strongest in the world.

 

[The Ugly One]

me too and i'm not even gay

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Bro looks like American (PewDe)Pie

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Bro looks like American (PewDe)Pie

Yup. HITLER's chosen.

 

[Mediocre]

Guys we forgot Tiffany, she's not holding any beans tho.