I don't get it - Embrace your inner The Last Stand

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I think it's dumb when people make this a critique. Some takes on the character kill, some don't. Too many retards just sperg out when Batman does any killing to the point of saying the shitass Nolan movies are better than the Tim Burton ones because muh batman no kill
Well, does he or not? Explain the mythos.
 
Well, does he or not? Explain the mythos.
The mythos is the name for HP Lovecraft's universe of eldar gods and...

Oh, you mean the Batman mythos.

Not a comic guy, so someone can correct this if I'm wrong.

Batman started as a knock off of The Shadow. A vigilante book series about a masked man with a playboy persona who shot criminals. The comics code then introduced a rule that no on screen killing. The shadow tried to get around this by having bad guys kill themselves in implausible ways. Batman just threw them in jail. This turned out to be the secret ingredient, as it meant villains could return again and again. It also gave the character some depth, and made him more family friendly.

Fast forward to today and we don't have the same hangups of killing shitbags. And the amount of times the joker has escaped and killed people is making Batman look like a fool for not killing.
 
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If that's a "hoverboard," then this

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is a "hover vehicle."

Why do they call them hoverboards? They're not hovering.
 
The EDC hobby. You got all this shit in your pockets, but what do you actually do with it? I get having a watch or a wallet, maybe even 1 leatherman in the glovebox, but people are out here with 35 items in every pocket. What's the point?
 
Why do people like bloopers and behind the scenes stuff? I'll never understand it
For the same reason people like podcasts and e-celeb gossip drama. They want to have a first-person PoV of being in a friend group that understands each other, that cracks jokes and has fun while working on a movie or a project. These people don't have friends themselves. Some movie commentaries, like the one for Resident Evil (2002) is straight up women discussing their farts and nipples and whatnot, it's like a made-for-DVD version of Nick Rekieta's livestreams. It's all a huge cocktail of daddy issues and a sign of male loneliness neuroredistributive atomization going on with the American society.
 
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Why on Earth would people do something that would knowingly get them banned, then complain about it afterwards?
 
How people never pay attention to misandrist rant from the Terminator 2 and list that chick as "normal" female character. Did you spend the movie staring at her tits?
Don't get me started about the one where they basically murder young John Connor so that the girl boss trend of the time could have a brown girl savior take his place.
 
I have a hard time believing the savior of humanity is some chiquita from the barrio.
The scenes where she's girl bossing around what's basically a military operation and everyone treating her like she's amazing was so retarded and unbelievable. Like seriously, any of the other gritty survivors played by extras were more believable as the next leader of humanity. Even the women.
 
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