I Declare Myself a Lolcow

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Leon

Leon

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With the bad reception I've received from this community I've decided that I might as well become a lolcow. In some of you guy's eyes I'm already one, but I'd like to make it official.

If you claim that I'm not a lolcow, you are utterly wrong for many many reasons (did you get it? I said UTTERly *hehehe* *snort snort*. You better be laughing). One reason as to why I'm a lolcow, is that I'm obviously a cow with the word LOL written on it. You're just going to love my next reason:I have a slight tinge of ASS BURGERS. Hilarious right? Everyone how has that special ability is instantly funny.

If you've read up to this point, you've probably cringed or laughed your ass off. If you still don't think I'm a lolcow, you're hypocritical, because your reaction just made me into one - almost like a paradox. Paradoxes are instantly funny anyways, so I just negated all doubts of not being lolcow.

Since I'm now a lolcow, I've created a blog so you can document all the crazy shit I do:
http://journeythroughamerica.neocities.org/blog.html

I don't know how to make a wiki about myself, but someone out there will be more than willing to do that.

Thank you for for making me a lolcow.
 
Leon dijo:
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With the bad reception I've received from this community I've decided that I might as well become a lolcow. In some of you guy's eyes I'm already one, but I'd like to make it official.

If you claim that I'm not a lolcow, you are utterly wrong for many many reasons (did you get it? I said UTTERly *hehehe* *snort snort*. You better be laughing). One reason as to why I'm a lolcow, is that I'm obviously a cow with the word LOL written on it. You're just going to love my next reason:I have a slight tinge of ASS BURGERS. Hilarious right? Everyone how has that special ability is instantly funny.

If you've read up to this point, you've probably cringed or laughed your ass off. If you still don't think I'm a lolcow, you're hypocritical, because your reaction just made me into one - almost like a paradox. Paradoxes are instantly funny anyways, so I just negated all doubts of not being lolcow.

Since I'm now a lolcow, I've created a blog so you can document all the crazy shit I do:
http://journeythroughamerica.neocities.org/blog.html

I don't know how to make a wiki about myself, but someone out there will be more than willing to do that.

Thank you for for making me a lolcow.
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