I can't stop thinking about human skin condoms

[whatever I feel like]

Help me. A week ago I was minding my own business when a thought popped into my mind. What if men with small penises hunted or farmed men with large penises in order to skin their large penises for use as human skin condoms? These human skin condoms would be the ultimate in pleasure as, for the woman, they would feel like a natural human penis, albeit one that is bigger and girthier than that of their small penis'ed partner. And for the men they could relax knowing that their penises are not touching un-natural corporate made chemical substances. What would people with large penises do in such a situation. Would they bind up and hope that penis inspection day never comes for them? Would they rely on the help of a kindly female companion to keep them and their fellow large penis'ed peers safe? Is this a parallel dimension to our own? Will it merge into ours? Why can't I stop thinking about this. As someone with an unusually small penis I would do well in such a world but must my satisfaction come at another man's demise?

 

[Lake]

Welp, it was nice being on the clearnet while it lasted.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

What if men with small penises hunted or farmed men with large penises in order to skin their large penises for use as human skin condoms?

Literally impossible.
Penis size correlates to testosterone levels. Testosterone levels correlate to muscle size. Meaning men with bigger penises always beat men with smaller pensies in a fight. Which means it is impossible for a small penis man to hunt or kill a big penis man.

 

[Metatron]

Wake up babe, new copypasta dropped.

 

[Titty Figurine]

I think I would like to stop thinking about human skin condoms now.

 

[Dysnomia]

Sounds like a body horror manga in the making. The human skin condoms house the vengeful spirits of the well endowed men killed for their dick cozies. They possess the microdicked men wearing their disembodied dicks and cause them to slowly go insane and murder their brethren then bang their women into endless, insanity causing orgasms.

 

[Bored & Confused]

I am intrigued. You're talking about removing the epithelium of the penis to use as a condom. This probably wouldn't work for your purposes, as the shape would not be retained. The shape of the penis is not just a product of the external anatomy, but also the internal as well (especially during an erection). I suppose you could make an extension sleeve to put over your meager member, but going about this could prove tricky.

Spoiler: Anatomical Diagram of Human Penis Accompanied by Sperging.

I'm thinking you, hypothetically, might be able to accomplish this by first giving your host/victim/whateveryou'dliketocallhim some viagra or comparable erectile dysfunction medication, in order to induce an erection that will weather the imminent procedure. After the erection is fully formed, you could intercept the cavernosal arteries & start mainlining silicone rubber or resin while at the same time tapping the penile veins to bleed the penis of blood & monitor for the silicone, this should maintain the erection's equilibrium. Once again, this is all hypothetical speculation, as an erection isn't produced via an internal, hydrodynamic silly straw, but through complex capillary function in conjunction with bio-chemical processes. Continuing on, once the erect penis is full of silicone, clamp off all penile blood vessels, & allow for the silicone to cure. I cannot say to any degree of certainty how the penile tissue (especially the epithelium) & its structure will fare during the wait, as the penis is effectively dead at this point. Let's say that in this hypothetical situation necrosis does not occur at all. Once the silicone has completely cured, remove the penis from the host. Then, hollow it out to slightly smaller than your own sad erectile dimensions as to make the fit more snug & plug up the urethra.

Voila! You've just Ed Gien'd your way into a larger penis, good sir!

Keeping it attached might be an issue. Spirit gum might work, as it's often used to glue special effects prosthetics onto living skin in film & theater.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Imagine being a dicklet with complexes, kill some huge dong hobo, use his cock to fuck some thot

dicklets having elaborate fantasies to frankencuck themselves

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It'd look like a windsock on a still day!

 

[Contra Pozz]

but must my satisfaction come at another man's demise?

You could try sourcing a giant dong ethically by befriending an EMT and have them harvest the appendage from a dying big dicked person.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

You think about dicks way, way, way too much.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

KISS

https://www.amazon.com/male-extender-sleeve/s?k=male+extender+sleeve

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Nigga you want to stick your dick inside another man's dick. That makes you gay.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Just take a drop of superglue and seal your foreskin.

 

[Shidoen]

A condom is just a replacement for our primal urges, like a home owners association replaces our urge to govern our own homes.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Isn't a human skin condom just a vagina?

 

[IcterrMoon3]

I hope this gets added as a random.txt message.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I couldn't afford a real penis-condom so I ended up getting one made of Alloderm harvested from Nepalese peasant women. I feel like this is gay in some way I can't put my finger on.