I broke my buck. How do I fix it?

[GHTD]

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[Just A Butt]

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[Danny T.]

gorilla glue

 

[millais]

Fixing can be performed with any sufficiently sharp blade. Make sure to sterilize your blade before making the cut and cauterize the wound afterwards. Work quickly to minimize blood loss and resultant shock.

 

[Red Hood]

This is where the term 'pass the buck' and 'the buck stops here' comes from. You pass it on to a friend or coworker.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Sorry, you can't unbreak it. It's like a scrambled egg, you can't unscramble it. The only thing you can do is "put it down" in a "humane" manner, and buy a new one.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

What kind of warranty do you have on it? Perhaps you could get a free replacement.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

More semen?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I think we should ask @Penis Drager . He seems to be well-aware of the problem…

 

[Penis Drager]

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I think we should ask @Penis Drager . He seems to be well-aware of the problem…

Ah yes. Thanks for asking.
Just throw it out and get a new one. It will cost more in parts and labor to try and repair the damage.

 

[TheJelqster]

Contact the CIA

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

late-term abortion

 

[cwcville]

order a new one from alibaba