I bought a pants, AMA - with zipper!

[Maskull]

Ama.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Why did you get a pair with a zipper? We all know you aren’t potty trained.

 

[Postal_Rat]

They sell pants in your size? are you sure you didn't buy a tent?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How many stickers and tags were there on said pants?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

How easy is it to operate the butthole flap

 

[Maskull]

Why did you get a pair with a zipper? We all know you aren’t potty trained.

It has that flappy thing on the back so no more accidents.

They sell pants in your size? are you sure you didn't buy a tent?

34x29 is normal, fuck you!

How easy is it to operate the butthole flap

Two words: velcro. I've already mastered its operation.

How many stickers and tags were there on said pants?

I put a bunch of cool stickers on them already but I won't count them.

 

[WebLurker]

I don't believe you. Post pics, before and during, of you wearing them. Undies optional

 

[Moths]

What fabric are we talkin here and is it fire retarded,?

 

[misterduckford]

Will you be moving to Pantsylvania? The weather is lovely in the winter and you can eat pant

 

[Cats]

I have a really long butthole. Are these "pants" able to be made to accommodate such a butthole? I have gone nude from the waist down all my life because I am shaped differently to normal people and Mother always said I would never be able to wear leg shirts. Strangers usually just think its a tail, except for one time when I had downtown diarrhoeah and a black Homeless shouted, "that nigga shittin out his mothafuckin tail!". Then everybody looked. I couldn't leave the home anymore

 

[Dysnomia]

Will you buy more pants or is one pair enough? Some people don't like getting too crazy.

 

[Grub]

34x29 is normal, fuck you!

You have stubby little legs.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

 

[Spl00gies]

dipping into your fancy stool funds, I see...

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

How's the inseam ? Does it ride up too much? Or enough room for the boys?

 

[DankSmoker]

How many belt loops?