I am turning into a lolcow - please help me

[Reluctant MC]

And you share this with us because...?
I'm sure there are some nice friendly spiders in yout basement you could talk to.

 

[Pringles Can]

Even the spiders are afraid of OP.

 

[ive seen some shit]

>download gay arthur porn onto your phone
>post on Kiwi Farms
>get called a faggot
>???
>le ebin trolle : DDD

you're trying to apply logic to someone who clearly has autism.

anyone that would try to come here to do this would be autistic therefore cannot apply logic to their train of thought.

 

[Work]

Come on man show us more of your collection!!

I have no idea what your insistence is, and how's that going to help me.
But here's a snippet from the straight folder anyway

Spoiler: NSFW

You should leave. Start filling out applications. Now is a great time to get a job. Everyone has positions they want filled. If you have one, talk to your primary care physician about psychiatric resources. Sort your shit out. Consider unplugging your modem permanently.

Thank you, good advice, I'm currently doing some Udemy courses, hoping that they would teach me enough skills to find a job, so a complete cutout would not be good, but I'll cut off all non-educational websites
Thank you for your good advice

 

[Pringles Can]

I have no idea what your insistence is, and how's that going to help me.
But here's a snippet from the straight folder anyway

Spoiler: NSFW

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I see some gay porn in there still. Sir, you can not convince me you are not a faggot.

 

[Maskull]

Thank you, good advice, I'm currently doing some Udemy courses, hoping that they would teach me enough skills to find a job, so a complete cutout would not be good, but I'll cut off all non-educational websites
Thank you for your good advice

You’ve been poisoning yourself with this trash for years and if you want to get better you have to treat this like detox.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

what the fuck
stop breathing

 

[Mr. Virginity]

I'm sorry, OP. Death is your only escape now

 

[leglegarmarm]

I know a way not to turn into a lowcow: cut off your cock and balls!

 

[cistendered]

I always loved to laugh at lolcows, but I am slowly turning into one and that scares me

reasons:
1- I don't have a job: I have recently graduated and couldn't find an internship
2- I live with my parents
3- I have no friends and aspergers
4- I masturbate to sonic/furry porn: my furry porn collection is 7000 pics and vids strong

Spoiler: PROOFS

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I don't want to turn into a lolcow, I need help

If you'd like our help we're going to need you to post pictures of your face, preferably from different angles. If we can get an idea of what you look like then maybe we can coach you on how to looksmax. It's widely know that only deformed looking people become actual lolcows, so if we can prevent you from looking deformed then you should be safe.

 

[Gorgar]

I have no idea what your insistence is, and how's that going to help me.
But here's a snippet from the straight folder anyway

Spoiler: NSFW

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Thank you, good advice, I'm currently doing some Udemy courses, hoping that they would teach me enough skills to find a job, so a complete cutout would not be good, but I'll cut off all non-educational websites
Thank you for your good advice

No no no!
Show us every single folder you have.

 

[OC Donut Steel]

You need to reclaim your life by focusing on your strengths. Master the arts and create your own Arthur porn.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

What's a lolcow when nobody is laughing?

 

[Leaf-eon]

Isn't most of it of underage animals?

Yep and George ( the character in op's fap folder) is a 3rd grader.

 

[Pringles Can]

What's a lolcow when nobody is laughing?

just a cow?

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

just a cow?

Moo

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Join byuu OP.

 

[ive seen some shit]

inb4 an (((anonymous))) source says OP has suicided cause the farms bullied him in this very thread.

 

[Pringles Can]

inb4 an (((anonymous))) source says OP has suicided cause the farms bullied him in this very thread.

A weird furry who jerks off to gay Arthur cub porn killed himself? what a shame!

 

[Blamo]

I don't want to turn into a lolcow, I need help

You can stop being a phoneposter, also making power levelling threads just to get attention. All lolcows are extremely online and addicted to talking about themselves and their insecurities.