I am turning into a lolcow - please help me

[Pissmaster]

I can't tell if this is a covert way of OP humblebragging about his porn collection, or he had a moment of clarity and what sanity he had left is crying out for help.

 

[Maskull]

I can't tell if this is a covert way of OP humblebragging about his porn collection, or he had a moment of clarity and what sanity he had left is crying out for help.

This is the worst place to be asking for help. This nigger should be phoning a therapist.

 

[vulg]

No, I became redpilled about trannies on 4chan, when I discovered what dilating was, I wanted to vomit. Can't believe people support doing this to children.

>I can’t believe people support doing this to children
>

 

[Jewthulhu]

pretty sure this dudes doing an ebin meme le trolle xD.

seems like bait.

>download gay arthur porn onto your phone
>post on Kiwi Farms
>get called a faggot
>???
>le ebin trolle : DDD

 

[Pissmaster]

If you like Undertale, you should get rid of the pornography and start learning how to play songs from that game on the piano instead. Start with Dogsong, that one's easy and fun.

 

[Gorgar]

No, I became redpilled about trannies on 4chan, when I discovered what dilating was, I wanted to vomit. Can't believe people support doing this to children.

Just show us more of your porn dude so that we can start to help you otherwise we’ll figure out our own way instead.

 

[Pringles Can]

>I can’t believe support doing this to children
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The download folder is growing even when he is asking us for help. OP can not be helped.

 

[Blamo]

Actually... I am a lolcow already. *snort* *snort*
There was nothing I could do.

 

[MissDrama]

I think I'll open a thread about you on Animal Control

 

[IKOL]

Who the fuck are you, even.
Go touch a brick wall and connect with reality, damn prick.

 

[Work]

or he had a moment of clarity and what sanity he had left is crying out for help.

Yes please, that's the whole reason
I've seen a lot of lolcow threads on this website. I don't want to turn into one but I am showing all of the symptoms and they're getting worse by the day

This is the worst place to be asking for help. This nigger should be phoning a therapist

I can't afford one without a job

 

[Pringles Can]

I don't want to turn into one but I am showing all of the symptoms and they're getting worse by the day

I think you became a lolcow the moment you downloaded that much cub porn and decided to play show and tell with us. Get a job at mcdonalds or something if you need money

 

[Maskull]

I can't afford one without a job

You should leave. Start filling out applications. Now is a great time to get a job. Everyone has positions they want filled. If you have one, talk to your primary care physician about psychiatric resources. Sort your shit out. Consider unplugging your modem permanently.

 

[Gone Ham]

@Work stream your suicide

 

[IKOL]

I can't afford one without a job

you can, just make sure that's 60+ yo grany-tranny that desperate for attention.
You're a lost cause anyway, that surely make no bad stuff to you. I promise.

 

[Big Ruski]

From the Gunt admitting to killing a dog to Kiwi Farmers unironically admitting to jerking off to them. Its a bad time being a dog on this site.

 

[Gorgar]

Yes please, that's the whole reason
I've seen a lot of lolcow threads on this website. I don't want to turn into one but I am showing all of the symptoms and they're getting worse by the day

I can't afford one without a job

Come on man show us more of your collection!!

 

[IKOL]

@Work stream your suicide

Too early for open faggotcide, brother.
Just wait a little more.

 

[vulg]

From the Gunt admitting to killing a dog to Kiwi Farmers unironically admitting to jerking off to them. Its a bad time being a dog on this site.
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is there an ironic way to jerk off to Arthur porn?

 

[Pringles Can]

is there an ironic way to jerk off to Arthur porn?

I wanna say no, but this website has proven me wrong time and time again.