I am turning into a lolcow - please help me

You are right, I decided to delete my Arthur folder. The show became sjw with the gay marriage episode anyway

I wish I could get help, but even if I could afford a therapist, the drugs would be put on my insurance (which is paid by my father) and I don't want him to find out
So whats your relationship like with your parents. They must be proud.
 
7000 images and videos, holy shit. What's your goon cave like OP?
 
>Isabelle R34
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.
 
Its too late for you. The best hope you have now is to just embrace the cow and tell us everything and hope we think you're boring.
 
I always loved to laugh at lolcows, but I am slowly turning into one and that scares me

reasons:
1- I don't have a job: I have recently graduated and couldn't find an internship
2- I live with my parents
3- I have no friends and aspergers
4- I masturbate to sonic/furry porn: my furry porn collection is 7000 pics and vids strong

I don't want to turn into a lolcow, I need help
While you are indeed a sick fuck, the main trait of a lolcow is being MATI and having virtual and/or real fits of tard rage.
 
>Isabelle R34
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.
IKR, Isabelle is my waifu
She is caring and also hot, top waifu material
Dude, most of your porn is GAY.
After seeing Nicocado's prolapsed asshole and bed shittings on this forum, I promised to never be gay. This is the truth that was hidden from me by SJWs, a lot of gays have fecal incontinence and I want to never associate with this group
Is there any other activity aside from cooming and porn
I've mostly fixed my shit after highschool and haven't gotten bullied since. I thought that I have completely fixed myself however I find myself unemployed and with a chronic masturbation addiction
 
After seeing Nicocado's prolapsed asshole and bed shittings on this forum, I promised to never be gay. This is the truth that was hidden from me by SJWs, a lot of gays have fecal incontinence and I want to never associate with this group
I dunno man. People who claim they hate gays the most turn out to be the biggest faggots, and if your porn folder is anything to go by then you are a mega faggot
 
After seeing Nicocado's prolapsed asshole and bed shittings on this forum, I promised to never be gay. This is the truth that was hidden from me by SJWs, a lot of gays have fecal incontinence and I want to never associate with this group
That's what they all say. You'll be back to jacking off to penis soon after you log off.
 
@Work have you ever thought that you might be transgender? Step one of unconsciously knowing you're a female soul trapped in a male body is having copious amounts of furry porn on your phone/computer.
No, I became redpilled about trannies on 4chan, when I discovered what dilating was, I wanted to vomit. Can't believe people support doing this to children.
 
I always loved to laugh at lolcows, but I am slowly turning into one and that scares me

reasons:
1- I don't have a job: I have recently graduated and couldn't find an internship
2- I live with my parents
3- I have no friends and aspergers
4- I masturbate to sonic/furry porn: my furry porn collection is 7000 pics and vids strong

I don't want to turn into a lolcow, I need help
You are not interesting enough to be a lolcow. If being a loser and a sick fuck were the only criteria, a third of america would have a thread here.
 
A degenerate furry freak who jacks off to a kiddie show is throwing rocks at trannies. Pick your priorities, faggot.
 
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