I Am Now an Ordained Minister™. Do You Need Absolution?

[Coldgrip]

Soon to be Brother/Sister/Other, I am the true voice of the coming rapture so I must automatically denounce you. Though I like the idea of a civilized Holy contretemps. Perhaps with tea and biscuits?

I was thinking more along the line of, 'we convince various powerful people in our sects to wage war on each other in hopes of turning a profit from it', but now that you've mention tea and biscuits perhaps I was too hasty. Maybe we should discuss over tea which group of infidels have the richest treasury and how the Holy Spirits have moved us to declare war upon them so we may liberate them from their sinful and corrupting valuables and keep them safe in our treasuries.

All for their own good and the good of the church of course.

 

[MongyPleb]

My dearest reverend @Ryker
May I serve under you in your holy ministry, to aid you in the glorious work of bringing salvation and absolution to our sinning brethren and sisters?
I am also a minister ordained of god.

 

[Ryker]

I was thinking more along the line of, 'we convince various powerful people in our sects to wage war on each other in hopes of turning a profit from it', but now that you've mention tea and biscuits perhaps I was too hasty. Maybe we should discuss over tea which group of infidels have the richest treasury and how the Holy Spirits have moved us to declare war upon them so we may liberate them from their sinful and corrupting valuables and keep them safe in our treasuries.

All for their own good and the good of the church of course.

Yes, I see the wisdom in discussing how the good Lord moves us to take back and protect vast riches tainted by the heathen's hand...especially when blessed by the sacrament of tea and delicious baked goods.

My dearest reverend @Ryker
May I serve under you in your holy ministry, to aid you in the glorious work of bringing salvation and absolution to our sinning brethren and sisters?
I am also a minister ordained of god.

A worker in the ways of the wondrous world-wielder is always welcome to join in the ministering. Welcome, brother! Our order grows.

 

[Keerakh]

now I wish I could be ordained in the Brotherhood of Nod and legally perform appropriate functions thereof

 

[on a serious note]

I'm going to hell and I'm taking you with me

 

[Ryker]

I'm going to hell and I'm taking you with me

Hmmm, that'll be quite the ride. Will there be refreshments?