Hyenas - The "Overwatch killer" by Creative Assembly

[DumbDude43]

Are esports even a thing anymore? I remember everyone being crazy about korean nerds playing starcraft, but does anything actually happen now? Everything I ever knew about is dying.

starcraft is still alive but very small
counterstrike, dota, and league of legends are big

 

[Afinepickle]

Yeah, fuck Creative Assembly. I've watched them take my beloved Total War out back behind the woodshed and start ruthlessly fucking it death ever since their partnership with Games Workshop. Couldn't happen to a more deserving gaggle of cunts.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

The guy running around in the Sonic costume made me laugh, so as far as I'm concerned this game is a success since that alone brought me infinitely more happiness than any other game in this genre.

Don’t worry, if you want to experience this then I have a game from 15 years ago just for you:

 

[Meat Target]

California Camouflage.

Faggotpunk
Pervertpunk
Pedopunk
Goysloppunk
AIDSpunk

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

At least Mercy and Zarya were hot (musclegirls are patrician taste, fight me faggots). This bitch looks like Steve Urkel.

They are hot but D.Va is best girl and always will be.

If you find musclegirls attractive you should go to the nearest gay club and get fucked in the ass because that's clearly what you want.

I fucking swear, musclegirls always seem to out the most closeted faggots in the weirdest way possible. What's wrong with a woman being physically fit? Do you want to fuck an anorexic stick or a fat lard?

 

[The Grognard]

its not hard to imagine people who are interested by something like Tarkov but can't play because of the skill ceiling. Valorant did exactly that to CS and its successful.

its objectively worse than CS in every way and will never have the staying power, but it is a perfectly successful AAA game

I've seen many attempts at trying to clone Tarkov, but they all fail because it being hard as balls is part of the appeal. People want a challenge and Tarkov gives it to them with a deep game that unfortunately is made by a surprisingly inept team on an engine that is simply not meant for multiplayer.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

There needs to be a game, where you play as aryan überchad Captain Gigabased, fighting against pussies, redditors, liberals and faggotry.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Maybe in Persona 6 they'll make the protagonist a troon and add a dilating mini game.

If you dilate 30 days in a row an achievement pops up "You are now a real woman"

If I'm gonna play GTA, I don't wanna play Black lesbian Robin Hood who's actually-the-hero (per the GTA6 leaks). I wanna be Trevor Phillips. I wanna be a crank addict lunatic who beats people with a billy club for getting in my way or wearing a faggy hat. I want to simulate things I'd never do in real life.

I don't know why people didn't like playing as Trevor, I thought it was a lot of fun playing as a maniac. His life was all fucked up and he'd say funny things as he was mowing people down. I don't really remember much about the others, I know Franklin was a black guy who stole cars and Michael looked like my stepdad.

So where is the billion dollar figure coming from? I haven't seen it anywhere in any of the articles, other then a $100 million figure for the budget of just the game. As for advertisement? It was mostly on Twitter from what I recall, but even then, why would you advertise a game in Alpha build for closed playtesting?

I don't get how they could have spent this much money. I suppose they need artists to make maps and 3D drag queens but the other mechanics of making an FPS should basically be a solved problem now using existing game development software since it's been done so many times already. There's got to be some shady dealings going on.

 

[Just a Humble Farmer]

It's all so tiresome

 

[Cornfed]

So a studio famous for strategy games was trying to make.....this?
Make Empire Total War 2 you assholes.

 

[Sneed-Vicious]

after watching some gameplay on beta

the concept isn't awful, other than the story line its a pretty decent and unique game play loop. But:

the story is way too in your face and has fellow kids energy.

there are deadass already classes locked behind a paywall.

GTA Levels of aim assist, except this is a shooter game so its just awkward as fuck even to watch.

Powers are pretty useless

you basically never PVP

the playerbase was both meager and disabled


heres the vid im not fucking archiving it

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=17uLqnTiXIs

 

[Haloperidol]

There needs to be a game, where you play as aryan überchad Captain Gigabased, fighting against pussies, redditors, liberals and faggotry.

Personally I play games to escape my real life.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Dude what I'd give to have a hidden camera on the meetings where they pitch these games

I want to see what kind of specimens develop this and think is not going to be humilliating at best

 

[DumbDude43]

apparently the game wasn't even some Overwatch clone, its a looter-shooter, wich you would never know based on the garbage marketing . maybe there was an audience for this(acessible Tarkov with a less racist user base)but they botched it bad by making it look like woker Valorant.

being ultra hardcore and super punishing is the entire appeal of tarkov.

I've seen many attempts at trying to clone Tarkov, but they all fail because it being hard as balls is part of the appeal. People want a challenge and Tarkov gives it to them with a deep game that unfortunately is made by a surprisingly inept team on an engine that is simply not meant for multiplayer.

it's not even really about the challenge itself, it's about the fact that you have a real stake in the match (unless you play scav but that fucking sucks) and will lose a lot if you die. you have skin in the game in a way that doesn't really exist in most other games, that's what gets you emotionally invested and makes the game extremely high intensity despite having very very slow gameplay compared to other shooters.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

They are hot but D.Va is best girl and always will be.

didn't they hint that D.Va was trans in the latest update?

 

[Computer Guardian]

The few snippets I bothered to look at was exactly what I expect from Sammy, a company that puppeted the best thing that ever happened to them since 2003 that they have used to keep people away from thier gambling buisnesses and get into the gaming indystry. The fact they burned a billion dollars in something that wouldn't even be much of a hit outside the west is already telling.

 

[Sneed-Vicious]

being ultra hardcore and super punishing is the entire appeal of tarkov

For its autistic user base, yes. for the type of person that thinks controller aim assist is a great feature, Tarkov was literally unplayable

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

Hopefully CA learns their fucking lesson and goes back to making more total war. I want them to make more content for WH3 not more janny tranny looter shooters.

 

[Meat Target]

Dude what I'd give to have a hidden camera on the meetings where they pitch these games

I want to see what kind of specimens develop this and think is not going to be humilliating at best

Probably the same as any other focus group of Silicon Valley bugmen who believe their shit doesn't stink and that they're gonna be the Next Big Thing.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

didn't they hint that D.Va was trans in the latest update?

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Looks more like some sort of reveal about her real name or something like that. Blizzard did the genderspecial bullshit with one of the new characters and weren't shy about making Tracer and Soldier 76 gay. If they made D.Va a tranny, they wouldn't hesitate to do it.