If I'm about to die, I'm going out effort posting. Sorry tourists, most of this won't make a bit of sense to you.
Yesterday, the county did a hurricane Helene debris collection point at East Lake and Tarpon Springs Rd. There's a goddamn minefield right there. If you're anywhere even close to there (looking at you Odessa) then be ready for microwaves and water logged shitty chink products to rain down on you.
I don't need to say this but if you're West of 19 and still there, enjoy death child. Us East of 19 chads are chillin and only mildly afraid of death.
If you're in Land O Lakes anywhere near 41 and Ehern cutoff, you will be getting flooded. That's, Dupree Lakes, Pristine Lakes, Ehern Mills, Outlaw Lakes Estates, Wilderness Lakes, Connerton and especially from Ehren Cemetery Rd going north. Every single retention pond there has been full since Helene and some have already crested. There is water directly on the road already and the rain from this hurricane hasn't even started yet. Being inland won't help you here. And if you live near Caliente, consider the excess contamination of any flood water around.
Oldsmar bros, you're already halfway to being flooded and too close to the coast. Tampa residents are advised to shelter in place. In fact, barricade yourself inside. This is mandatory for South Tampa and New Tampa. Sulfur Springs residents are advised to wear multiple layers and stay outside "so you cud soke up dat rain n sheit".
If you have thought to yourself at this late stage, "I think I'm gonna leave" like my retarded brother, the only viable route I'm aware of is I-4 to 95 towards Jacksonville. You might be okay in Daytona or St. Augustine (St Augustine is much better imo) but don't stay right on the water. 19, 75 and the expressway are clusterfucks barren of any fuel for a long way out of the area. 19 is for sure empty of fuel to Weekie Wachee and 75 to almost GA from what I understand. I'm not sure about the expressway but the toll isn't being enforced currently so every retard who knows is clogging it too. If you're more north (Spring Hill, (New) Port Richey etc,) you could also try taking sr-50/52 east then go north.
Anyways, I'm really looking forward to visiting the Tampa area for the first time soon. Hopefully it's okay after the storm. I've heard really good things about this Busch Gardens and Old McMickey's Farm.