Hulk Hogan and the Hulkamania Thread

[cypocryphy]

I support this thread as long as the Hulkmania doesn't spill out over to the rest of the forum... as per usual.

Hulkamania is the most powerful force in the world and will go where ever it's needed.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I like the Hulkster, and I don't mean to piss in anyone's Cheerios, but the Hulkster is an NWO shill. I got proof:

 

[cypocryphy]

But whose side is he on ??

 

[brooklynbailiff]

SLANDEROUS BOBBY HEENAN.

 

[CatParty]

I like the Hulkster, and I don't mean to piss in anyone's Cheerios, but the Hulkster is an NWO shill. I got proof:

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Re: Can you be a Hulkamaniac if you're not American?

This is the greatest thread on the forum, brother!

What is Hulk Hogan doing these days?

Why the Hulkster is training, saying his prayers, and eating his vitamins, brother! The Hulkster is also using Chris is the perfect example of why following Hulkamania is very important for the little hulksters.

I'm Canadian wat do I do?!?
D:

Brother, Canadians can certainly be Hulkamaniacs. As long as they follow Hulkamania and not be fans of Dino Bravo and The Earthquake, man. Those Canadians were certainly not Hulkamaniacs.

I support this thread as long as the Hulkmania doesn't spill out over to the rest of the forum... as per usual.

Brother, Hulkamania is the most powerful force in the universe. A simple subforum is not nearly powerful enough to contain Hulkamania. The Heenan Family, consisting of many powerful individuals such as Hercules and Andre the Giant were not powerful enough to stop the awesome power of Hulkamania. Hulkamania is strong enough to allow the Hulkster to lift the Earthquake up into the launch position and slam him into the canvas. But thank god all the fans in attendance were Hulkamaniacs, brother, because the force of the impact opened the ground up and split the landmass in two. When the ground started to swell back up, the Hulkamaniacs were all fine because of the training, the prayers and the vitamins. But had they not been Hulkamaniacs, man, well that would've been a sad tale, brother. WHATCHA GONNA DO, EARTHQUAKE, WHEN THESE 24 INCH PYTHONS RUN WILD ON YOU?!

I like the Hulkster, and I don't mean to piss in anyone's Cheerios, but the Hulkster is an NWO shill. I got proof:

That is that slanderous Bobby Heenan, brother. Bobby Heenan is the Hulkster's Clyde Cash

I'm a Filipino, and I follow the 3 rules of a Hulkamaniac. Am I can be considered as Hulkamaniac?

Of course, brother!

 

[LM 697]

 

[cypocryphy]

I wouldn't worry about the Heenan family. The Hulkster could beat the Barbarian and Haku at the same time!

 

[brooklynbailiff]

I wouldn't worry about the Heenan family. The Hulkster could beat the Barbarian and Haku at the same time!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I wouldn't worry about the Heenan family. The Hulkster could beat the Barbarian and Haku at the same time!

That is true, brother! It just goes to show the awesome power of Hulkamania. The training, the prayers and the vitamins go a long way, brother!

 

[cypocryphy]

It was 22 years ago this very month when I was just a little Hulkamaniac and my Dad took me to the Spectrum in Philadelphia to see the WWF superstars in action.

The main event was Hulk Hogan defending his WWF title against the turncoat Sgt. Slaughter in a no DQ Desert Storm match! Sgt. Slaughter had turned his back on the USA, and the Hulkster was out to defend the honor of the red, white, and blue, man! Now I was nervous for a bit, Slaughter had General Adnad and Colonel Mustafa in his corner. Sgt. Slaughter knew every dirty trick in the book, so things didn't look to good for the Hulkster at first.

But then something happened...Hulk Hogan heard the cheers and screams of the thousands of Hulkamaniacs in attendance, man. He dug deep and found the strength to overcome Sgt. Slaughter. He hit the big boot and leg drop, and that was all she wrote!

So Sgt. Slaughter...WATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD AND THE STARS AND STRIPES RUN WILD ON YOU???

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It was 22 years ago this very month when I was just a little Hulkamaniac and my Dad took me to the Spectrum in Philadelphia to see the WWF superstars in action.

The main event was Hulk Hogan defending his WWF title against the turncoat Sgt. Slaughter in a no DQ Desert Storm match! Sgt. Slaughter had turned his back on the USA, and the Hulkster was out to defend the honor of the red, white, and blue, man! Now I was nervous for a bit, Slaughter had General Adnad and Colonel Mustafa in his corner. Sgt. Slaughter knew every dirty trick in the book, so things didn't look to good for the Hulkster at first.

But then something happened...Hulk Hogan heard the cheers and screams of the thousands of Hulkamaniacs in attendance, man. He dug deep and found the strength to overcome Sgt. Slaughter. He hit the big boot and leg drop, and that was all she wrote!

So Sgt. Slaughter...WATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD AND THE STARS AND STRIPES RUN WILD ON YOU???

That is right, brother! Sgt. Slaughter just did not realize that he was messing with not only the Hulkster, but he was also messing with all the little Hulksters, Hulkamania and the whole USA. When the Hulkster felt the cheers in the crowd, man, the Hulkster felt the power of Hulkamania. The Hulkster dug deep and summoned the strength of all of the real Americans in history, man. It wasn't just the Hulkster defeating Sgt. Slaughter that day, but Abe Lincoln, George Washington and every other real American from the past of the greatest nation on Earth, man. WHATCHA GONNA DO, SERGEANT SLAUGHTER, WHEN AMERICA DESTROYS YOU?!

 

[Bob's Fries]

I AM A DUMB AUTISTIC LOOK AT ME I HATE AMERICA

 

[spaps]

You're horrible.

 

[LM 697]

I AM A DUMB AUTISTIC LOOK AT ME I HATE AMERICA

WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER RUNS WILD ON YOU???

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You know something, brother? This being the Cwcki forums, this is Hulkamaniac territory. The Hulkster knows that this forum is for all the little Hulksters out there. And for you to come here and not be impressed with Hulkamania, well, brother, that just shows how little you know. Hulkamania is the most powerful force in the universe. All the black holes, all the supernovas, they are nothing when compared to Hulkamania. When the Hulkster is in the squared circle against all 550 lb of Andre the Giant, the Hulkster knows that Hulkamania is strong enough to lift all of him up into the launch position. You are just lucky that were not nearby, brother, because the Earth opened up. And since you do not believe in the demandments, of the training, the prayers and the vitamins, you would not be a survivor like all of the little Hulksters. You would've been swallowed up by the Earth, crushed by the weight of the giant and the world. So I ask you, now, WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN HULKAMANIA DESTROYS YOU?!

 

[champthom]

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY I remember seeing commercials for this on TV:

I think I even remember seeing these in toy stores as well, they had a bunch of them for all the other WWF wrestlers at the time though I wanted Hulk Hogan. Well, not like a toy I begged my parents to get but I remember seeing them and thinking they were cool.

A dude on eBay is selling one for $20, I should finally get one.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY I remember seeing commercials for this on TV:

I think I even remember seeing these in toy stores as well, they had a bunch of them for all the other WWF wrestlers at the time though I wanted Hulk Hogan. Well, not like a toy I begged my parents to get but I remember seeing them and thinking they were cool.

A dude on eBay is selling one for $20, I should finally get one.

Brother, Wrestling Buddies were the greatest toy ever invented!

 

[LM 697]

237 years ago on this day, a humble American man named Hunk Hogan broke down the walls of Great Britain and demanded they sign his petition for American independence. The loathsome British king guffawed and sent legions of British soldiers to kill the American intruder. However, once they aimed their rifles at him, they noticed he was carrying the greatest weapon of all. The American named Hunk Hogan had no guns or swords, but he had two large weapons that could demolish an entire civilization. Hunk Hogan had two 23-inch pythons, and with them, he swiftly leg dropped and body slammed the entire British military. The evil British tyrant asked how Hunk Hogan was able to do that. Hunk Hogan replied that he had trained, said his prayers, and took his vitamins. The king then signed Hunk Hogan's Declaration of Independence before stepping down from the throne and relinquishing power to a morally upstanding British man who was friends with America.

When Hunk Hogan went home to sunny California, he cried tears of American joy for saving his beloved country. That night, however, the ghost of Ted DiBiase said that his great-great-great-grandchild would have biceps that were 24-inches thick. This pleased Hunk Hogan greatly, and he passed away with the knowledge that his great-great-great-grandchild would have two foot thick arms and an even greater sense of American patriotism.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

237 years ago on this day, a humble American man named Hunk Hogan broke down the walls of Great Britain and demanded they sign his petition for American independence. The loathsome British king guffawed and sent legions of British soldiers to kill the American intruder. However, once they aimed their rifles at him, they noticed he was carrying the greatest weapon of all. The American named Hunk Hogan had no guns or swords, but he had two large weapons that could demolish an entire civilization. Hunk Hogan had two 23-inch pythons, and with them, he swiftly leg dropped and body slammed the entire British military. The evil British tyrant asked how Hunk Hogan was able to do that. Hunk Hogan replied that he had trained, said his prayers, and took his vitamins. The king then signed Hunk Hogan's Declaration of Independence before stepping down from the throne and relinquishing power to a morally upstanding British man who was friends with America.

When Hunk Hogan went home to sunny California, he cried tears of American joy for saving his beloved country. That night, however, the ghost of Ted DiBiase said that his great-great-great-grandchild would have biceps that were 24-inches thick. This pleased Hunk Hogan greatly, and he passed away with the knowledge that his great-great-great-grandchild would have two foot thick arms and an even greater sense of American patriotism.

Brother, that is the most American thing the Hulkster has ever read