HUGE JEWELRY HAUL!!!!! 6/7/19

marjoram dijo:
Quantity over quality AL strikes again.
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Exactly this my dude. Owns a thousand million pieces of costume kids jewelry, doesn't own a single diamond. Weighs six hundred pounds, doesn't know what filet mignon tastes like. Talks a metric fuckton, says nothing of substance.

Has uploaded 1700 videos to her channel, doesn't have a single one that hasn't been dipped in dislikes and rolled around in haydur comments.
 
That lake comment was interesting. I think she knows if she goes in there its game over for her legs.
 
Even her latest Dollar Tree garbage haul was more interesting than this, and that was boring as all hell. At least there was some variety there. She is setting the bar ever lower, claiming she's loving YouTube again, but eventually people aren't even going to hatewatch. Once the money stops coming in, then maybe she'll sit up and listen. (If she can still sit up at that point.)
 
RemoveKebab dijo:
Ehhh fuck it. Just smoked a joint and will do the recap. I will keep track of her total of keeps and give aways.

Recap:
Note: Amber in the video tells us she is either going to keep or give each piece of jewelry away. To be totally anal, I will count the individual items i.e. 3 chokers in one package = +3 but earrings only are +1.

Here we go down low effort mountain.

Begin Jewelry:
0:00 Amber is sitting on her bed with part of the Pillow Mountain Range behind her. Get used to this location. We are going to see it more and more.
0:08 Amber shares with us the newest way she is wasting her money. Buying jewelry blind bags on Ebay.
0:22 She spent $45 for this lot on Ebay. She holds the package it came in and it looks like some amateur drug dealer stuffed drugs in a USPS Priority Mail mailer in order to hide it in the park for someone to pick up.
0:26 It is all new jewelry so no hope of finding a piece of rare jewelry. It is just going to be cheap Chinese crap.
0:45 She tells us all the ways she is going to give away all the jewelry she doesn't like. Christmas presents, giving to Goodwill, give to friends, family. She tells us it won't be wasted money (sure sis). Amber is such a giving and dainty gorl.
0:50 Amber gives us the M-M-M-Money Shot and shows us what is inside the package.
1:03 Amber is most excited about dangly earrings that is why she isn't wearing earrings at the start of the video.
1:08 She wants to find earrings that look Guuuuuddd with her outfit she is wearing (doesn't show her outfit), we all know she is wearing those red pants.
1:13 She is least looking forward to rings because she has "some chunky fingers" LOL
1:18 Amber brought back the Xhibit meme by showing us how well the package was wrapped. Yo dawg, I herd you like shipping containers, so I put a shipping container in your shipping container so you can open the box while you open the box.
1:40 Our gorl is quite picky when it comes to jewelry ya'll.

Item 1: 1:50 Wishful Park brand lace choker. Our gorl loves her some chokers so Yasss this is a keep - Keep +1
Item 2: 2:10 - 6 pairs of Decree brand stud earrings. They look cheap and awful. She apparently owned every pair of these before so give away - Give +6
Item 3: 2:35 - Charming Charlie brand dangly gold earrings - She takes the earrings out of the package so she can get a better "peeksee". She likes these and puts them on. Keep +1
2:49 Amber says "Bloop" each time she puts a earring in her ear.
Item 4: 2:55 - it is a long necklace with a gold tassle on the end. Amber is blown away that the tassle was wrapped in paper to protect it. This is a give away. Give +1
Item 5: 3:21 - 4 Rue21 brand bracelets. She doesn't like bracelets so she will probably give these to Necky - Give +4
Item 6: 3:28 - 3 Full Tilt brand black bracelets. She isn't sure about these (you know since she told us 7 seconds ago she isn't a fan of bracelets) but she is going to keep them. Keep +3
Item 7: 3:40 - A gooooorrrrggggeeeooouuusss Arizona brand necklace. It looks like the beads people used to hang on door frames. She is totes keeping this one. Keep +1
Item 8: 3:53 - An Arizona brand silver floral necklace. She clearly doesn't like it but is going to keep it until further notice.
Item 9 4:10 - A pair of Charming Charlie earrings with beach scenes on them. Amber's response: oooooooooohhhhhhhhh deez r diffuruuunnttt. They remind her of Florida. She will wear these to the flesh-eating bacteria lake. Keep +1
Item 10: 4:30 - Next item is a large pink and gold necklace with pink jewels. She is going to give it away because it is too old lady for her (my words not hers). Give +1
Item 11: 4:47 - 2 Decree brand chokers. These are a keep. Keep +2
Item 12: 4:50 - Unknown brand of white jewel earrings. She likes these. Keep +1
Item 13: 5:00 - 5 pairs of unknown brand of stud earrings. Give +5
Item 14: 5:06 - Wallflower brand choker with hanging stars. She loves it! Keep +1
Item 15: 5:12 - Three pairs of Arizona brand earrings. Really small dangly earrings according to Amber. Give +3
Item 16: 5:20 - Unknown brand necklace. Amber says look how llooooooooonnnnggggg dis is. Amber also tells us that this necklace reminds her of Necky's mom. Amber throws shade at Necky's mom and condensendly says "soooooo giving that one away" Give +1
Item 17: 5:29 - Decree brand gold necklace that she has pressed up to her chest. She didnt like it at first but it grew on her when she put it up to "her fat neck. Keep +1
Item 18: 5:44 - 2 unknown brand chokers. She is keeping these. Keep +2
Item 19: 5:50 - 3 more pair of Arizona brand small sliver dangly earrings. Give +3
Item 20: 5:56 - Arizona brand turquoise necklace. As soon as Amber sees it she let's out a "Oma Got" she decides to get rid of it but it reminds her of the jewelry she used to wear. Give +1
Item 21: 6:07 - Charming Charlie's (which used to be her "most favorite places to go") brand earrings and necklace. She likes the earrings but not the matching necklace. So keep +1 earrings and Give +1 for the necklace.
Item 22: 6:30 - Another necklace she is totally keeping. Keep +1
Item 23: 6:48 - 6 pairs of Arizona earrings mix of studs and "small dangly" ones. Give +6
Item 24: 6:52 - One pair of earrings that look like they were packaged by a sperg. Give +1
Item 25: 7:05 - A leather bracelet with snap closures. She doubts it will fit on her hamhock. She tries it on and what do you know? It doesn't fit. :story: Give +1
Item 26: 7:23 - One pair Decree brand yyyyuuuuggggeee gold hoop earrings. Keep +1 These earrings were $15 original price and Amber responds with "Wow I gotta deal"
Item 27: 7:32 - Another bracelet that she likes but it is too small for our dainty gorl. Give +1
Item 28: 7:42 - More shitty earrings (2 pair). Give +2
Item 29: 7:51 - Earrings from francesca's. She goes on about the store and how nice it is. No way Amber can shop for clothes there. My wife likes the store and their sizes are on the smaller side. She loves the earrings. Keep +1
Item 30: 8:05 - Amber shows us one of those necklaces with a "(lip smack) crystal stone thing" on it. Becky will love this ya'll. It is from Spencer's ya'll. Give +1
Item 31: 8:31 - Our gorl starts off with a laugh because this next item is so funny. It is a necklace with a picture of a cat wearing a hat, a glasses, and it looked like he was smoking a pipe. OMG SO RANDUMB. Give +1
Item 32: 8:51 - Another bracelet she can't wear. Give +1
Item 33: 8:56 - Decree brand hoop earrings. Give +1
Item 34: 9:10 - Amber starts off with "I'm actually crying right now" because the necklace is OMG SO RANDUM. It is a necklace with it looks like red birth feathers on it. Amber tries it on and looks like Joe Pesci in Home Alone. Give +1
Item 35: 9:30 - 2 more Arizona silver dangly earrings to give away. Give +2
Item 36: 9:34 - Another necklace that has an elephant charm (softball) with a stone and other animal charms. Amber refers to it as a "keychain on a necklace". Give +1
Item 37: 10:05 - Another pair of earrings. The earrings are "dainty silver leaf earrings". Keep +1
Item 38: 10:13 - Another pair of Arizona dangly earrings. They remind AOf a cowgirl for some reason. Give +1
Item 39: 10:23 - A "really long dainty gold necklace" she loves it. Keep +1
Item 41: 10:30 - A layered gold necklace. It is one of her favorite things she has "got-in". She is keeping it. Keep +1
Item 42: 10:46 - A pair of Arizona brand dangly earrings that look like they are the bottom of a broom. Amber doesn't normally like the small dangly earrings but she "can get down wit deez". Keep +1
Item 43: 10:55 - 6 more pair of studs Arizona brand. Give +6
Item 44: 10:58 - Amber starts with "Hole Lee Toledo" and she shows these gaudy metal earrings. She said if she wore these she would be made fun of and she is right. Give +1
Item 45: 11:10 - "The last pair of things that I got" 3 more pair of Arizona earrings that she is going to keep. Okay sis.


11:33 "I'm a very giving person" :story:


Final Score:
Total Items: 76
Keep: 23
Give: 53

Of the 76 pieces of jewelry that she bought, she is giving away 53 or 70% (69.7) :story:
Totally NOT a waste of money
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:semperfidelis: Damn my man, you're the real MVP today :semperfidelis:
 
As a hopeless romantic, this is my all time favorite piece of Amber’s jewelry. Can somebody please catfish Becky and Dana so Amber and Destiny can get back together because this season of AmberLand is so boring.
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Piggy Pot Pie dijo:
As a hopeless romantic, this is my all time favorite piece of Amber’s jewelry. Can somebody please catfish Becky and Dana so Amber and Destiny can get back together because this season of AmberLand is so boring. Ver archivo adjunto 790639.
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I’ll always find it funny that Destiny was ENGAGED to the girl before amber and now Dana but all she gave Amber was a promise ring. Bitch wasn’t even worth an engagement
 
Piggy Pot Pie dijo:
As a hopeless romantic, this is my all time favorite piece of Amber’s jewelry. Can somebody please catfish Becky and Dana so Amber and Destiny can get back together because this season of AmberLand is so boring. Ver archivo adjunto 790639.
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The funniest thing about this picture is that the ring actually looks loose on her uncircumcised dick finger here.
raritycunt dijo:
I’ll always find it funny that Destiny was ENGAGED to the girl before amber and now Dana but all she gave Amber was a promise ring. Bitch wasn’t even worth an engagement
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And she didn't even keep her promise lmaoooo
 
Gorlax dijo:
The funniest thing about this picture is that the ring actually looks loose on her uncircumcised dick finger here.

And she didn't even keep her promise lmaoooo
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Nah gorl, uncircumcised dicks look better than that ... Hamber's finger looks like some dude's old wrinkly nutsack.
 
Última edición:
>keeps all the chokers
>says every other necklace would look better on someone 'older'
>can't put on any bracelets

Amberrassing
 
DuckSucker dijo:
I hope she next jumps on the youtube trend of opening Pokemon card packs on video. she might even get one of those entirely foil holo cards where the artwork takes up the entire card and it's super holographic.
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I just asked for them in video comments mainly because I want to see the difference between american cards and new zealand cards. plus they are investment she could use to pay for weight loss treatment
 
Does Becky still sell her crafts or whatever? Because it's a time-honored tradition for dumb, lazy white trash to glue a couple of beads to bulk ordered Chinese junk and sell it at a premium as "handmade" ... I bet rural Kentucky has plenty of rubes who want to support their local artists and wouldn't be able to recognize quality if their life depended on it. Man, these people are so useless they can't even grift properly.
 
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