How would you torture the user above you? - Only for the blackest of black kiwis

[MadDamon]

Force him to vote for Hillary for 2020

 

[Coconut Gun]

Kill Ben Affleck.

 

[Mongolian_CoolRat]

I'd shower you with coconut creampies

 

[DisapprovingCorgi]

Make him watch Richard Simmons: Sweating to the Oldies Volume 1 through 1500

 

[User names must be unique]

replace his computer with an acorn

 

[Coelacanth]

Tell them that orange man is NOT bad.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

I'll put you on land, right next to a gated pool

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Ship her away to Britbongland where facesitting is illegal

 

[TheCapybara]

Strap them to a rack, rub salt on to their feet, and then expose them to goats, who would proceed to lick at their feet until they'd stripped the skin from their feet, mingling the salt remnants with their now exposed flesh and causing what's apparently rather intense pain, on top of the sandpaper like tongues of the goats now rubbing on their unprotected flesh.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Tying to a pole with a sausage sticking out of the pants thing in front of a real Capybara; without any actual sausage.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

By banning hentai. All of it.

 

[SweetDee]

I would deny you the use of your/any thesaurus.

 

[Judge Holden]

Force you to clean brianna wu's teeth with your tongue every day the rest of your life

 

[SweetDee]

I'd make you do a thorough scrub down of all of Amberlynn's various folds, crevices, and holes. With your tongue.

 

[AtaraxiaNeurotica]

Cut of all that gorgeous hair and force feed you citric acid so you'd be SourDee

 

[Nick Gars]

Well, there's various methods I could go for, but I think making you put up with me till we both die would be the worst torture. I'd make sure you're right beside me IRL the whole time.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Get vitiligo.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Drive someone else's car.

 

[SweetDee]

No internet for you ever again, nor electronics.

 

[Y2K Baby]

No internet for you ever again, nor electronics.

Good.