How would you like to see this reality show end - If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. If turnips were watches, I'd wear one by my side

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after becky meets kate winslet at a chance encounter while kate is in bumfuck, kentucky filming exterior shots for her next project, the two fall in love. becky packs up her snapbacks and every coloring book in the house, bids adieu to her family, shakes amber's paw, and jets off to spend a life of love and happiness with kate winslet.

amber falls in the shower within 3 days of becky leaving. not wanting to deal with the hassle or the cleanup, the boys gather up the dogs and the wall of bath & body works candles and find a new shanty to finally call just theirs.

legend says you can still hear the shrieking from the shower.
 
I really want Amber to join the Farms and make a utter fool of herself like Tommy did; then, I want her to make a video on how the Kiwi Farms is pure evil which her eating a massive pile of candy.
Then Null streams Mad On The Internet and reveals his chat logs with Amber revealing her to be a massive bitch.
But what I really want is for her to encounter FrazzleCakes and throw a really big fit on The Internet that catches Chantal's attention and they both go on tirades about how bad Kiwi Farms is; realizing their similarities, Amber moves in with Chantal and poor Pete instantly "dies" of shock. They both make videos together now and die together.
But that will sadly never happen.
 
Amber falls to the ground and her body starts to roll. She can't stop rolling. She rolls, and rolls into the sunset to never been seen again.
 
Amber will have a stronk on stream and nobody will even notice because she looks like her face is drooping anyway and she speaks gibberish.
 
For amber and life by Jen to do a vlog together in the shared nursing home room. The vlog title could be something like: “moving in with my roommate!”
 
It will be kinda entertaining to see the mortuary that cremates this butter golem go up in flames. Its sad for the funeral home owners, but every time they cremate a death fat like hamberger lynn they risk burning the building down in a grease fire. What a way to go out though! All those calories she couldn't burn in life will go up in a blaze of glory, and for a short while a whole segment of kentucky will smell of fish, sewage, and cheese one last time!
 
Amber deserves to be thrown into a small enclosure and gassed. She's a genetic deadend that's wasting resources so there's no point in having her live any longer.
 
Amber chokes while being funnel fed Ben & Jerry's in a dom/sub feeder sex game moment situation type deal gone wrong.
 
Amber waking up, taking her health and fitness seriously, realize she's been a smug cunt all her life and finally live happily ever after with a non-dimwit partner....

But really we all know it ends in an animal feces stained apartment, facedown in a bucket of orange chicken.
 
Pretty much going the way I hoped now - I hope Becky slowly disappears like the others and leads a simple, honest life with a good job and a comfortable place to live.... and Amber has an iconic 'The Sopranos' moment
 
Amberlynn locks herself in a basement for a year, with little to no contact from the outside world. She subsists herself solely on a diet of water and a few daily multivitamins.

She makes no videos during this year, and her subforum is moved into the Spergatory due to the lack of content.

She emerges from the basement at the end of Year 1 having lost nearly all the weight. Her metamorphosis shocks the Farms, and using money earned from her new lucrative career as a motivational speaker and self-help author, she gets skin removal surgery, making her indistinguishable from an average looking 30-year old woman. And against all odds, she ends the ABL cycle and keeps the weight off.

Then she goes back to school to finish up her criminal justice degree, and meets an attractive lipstick lesbian there. They start an intimate relationship together, and the last video ever uploaded on her channel is their wedding.
They adopt a son, and they name him Joshua.
 
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She falls on a patch of ice while going to the mailbox. She breaks her hip and ends up in a subsidized care home as they can't do surgery on her. The quality of the content will not change.
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If Amberlynn broke her hip that would be the end of her. In order to heal from it (IF they can do surgery on her), they usually want patients to stand up and walk around mere hours after they've woken up and the drugs have worn off. She would have a scared moment situation type deal and refuse to get up. Hours turn into days, weeks, months. She knows what's right for her body, doctors can't convince her.
The Amberlynn show would end the same way as the LifebyJenn show. I hate when producers use the same plotlines!
 
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