How would you kill the user above you?

[Splendid]

I would ddos Kiwi Farms.

 

[polonium]

Fucked to death by a bear I trained for the purpose. Instant YouTube hit

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

dunno lol I'm pretty tired

but I haven't posted on kf in about two days so uh... polonium is a radioactive element or something like, you'd just decay on your own?

i'm pretty weak so any of you could kill me if you just avoid attacking the blubbery protective layer

i don't fear death because i already saw the other side and have become one with the immortals, i regenerate stronger every time like a hydra

 

[darkstar0854]

Subjected to the ramblings of philosophical lolcows for all eternity.

 

[Coldgrip]

Nothing fancy, just a good ol' fashion bludgeoning with a claw-hammer.

 

[c-no]

I'd kill his ninja weebass using a European warhammer. A sword wouldn't really cut the job well compared to a hammer.

 

[RI 360]

arsenic in the coke I exchanged for a sexual favor with them.

 

[on a serious note]

a shovel

 

[WW 635]

Drive him to suicide with Juggalo vids on repeat

 

[c-no]

In the same chlorine gassed convention with all the other furries.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Via a micro-engineered pellet containing ricin, fired into his leg with an umbrella.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I would gut him like a salmon while looking him in the eye


EDIT: Or her or whatever the fuck

 

[ASoulMan]

Rate you autistic without any given reason.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Poisoned lasagna.

 

[Coldgrip]

Arm Queen Beryl monsters with sniper rifles.

 

[lolwut]

 

[Apocalypso]

Castration.

 

[Wildchild]

I wouldn't kill you because that would be mean and not an appropriate way to resolve conflict. I would instead give you a hug.

 

[DZ 305]

I would give Wildchild big bear hug.

 

[Wildchild]

I would give Wildchild big bear hug.

I like hugs!