How would you kill the above poster?

[Wraith]

Tying them to a chair and making them watch episodes of Game Center CX but never let him see the last five minutes of each episode.
Then playing twilight movies.

 

[Ascendancy0]

A rigged game of Russian Roulette.

 

[ManateeHunter]

Fuck to death

 

[Quoookie]

Sufluric Acid Jacuzzi Bath

 

[Officer Eradicate]

one hard punch to the face

 

[Crocketron]

Scaphism

 

[Bungus Scrungus]

Bio-genetic weaponry.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

i would reprogram airbud to rape him to death with a tungsten-carbide dog dick

 

[TheBest]

Death by Snu-Snu.

 

[Puff]

Accelerants.

 

[Milk Mage]

Urethral penetration using a red-hot piece of rebar.

 

[Army Burger]

A simple eraser

 

[SIGSEGV]

I'd take a tactical lunch break

 

[LordofTendons]

Render in low quality, then tie him down and make him look at it.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Death by speedball.

 

[Army Burger]

I wouldn't do anything, just let time pass.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

Macdonalds

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Feed him to the tigers

 

[Army Burger]

dropped from a helicopter

 

[soy_king]

dropped from a helicopter

drown him in liquefied kale