How would you kill the above poster?

[Prickly Muffin]

Drown you

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Burn you

 

[KiwiJoe]

Send a Paki gang after you.

 

[Leaf-eon]

Stone you to death

 

[nekrataal]

Garrote

 

[Bone Juice]

Strangle with your own hair

 

[Pina Colada]

Glue a bunch of Oreos to you and drown you in a pool full of millk and hungry children.

 

[Orion Balls]

I'd drink you and all of your brothers and sisters. Then, I'd piss your remains into the ocean while wearing a straw fedora.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Freeze you like a statue and then smash your body with a hammer

 

[JamusActimus]

Road Roller Da

 

[B. F. Bugleberry]

Mustard gas, by a means of two five gallon buckets in a large backpack, rigged each with bleach and ammonia respectively, attached to an air pump, mixture chamber, and a motorcycle battery.

 

[SweetDee]

id write down all the most horrible death scenes in saw (or whatever snuff film) and then make you draw one out of a hat.

 

[Wraith]

I'd send waves and waves of low level minions after you that you could beat, slowly upping the quality of monsters while leading you through a dungeon to only one way of escape. When you realize there is only one possible escape route as things get too tough, you go through a door leading to a portal that brings you to a movie theater which only plays interviews of Hayao Miyazaki and Hideaki Anno kvetching and proselytizing about their lunacies. Enjoy your final moments of life. I'll leave popcorn Snow Caps and Juju Fruits to snack on as you die slowly.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

With kindness

Just like Misery

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Slap you silly

 

[TheRedBaron]

clean water

 

[Fake News Anchor]

With kindness, certainly couldn't best him in the air.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

chop off your leg and beat you to death with it

 

[Slimy Time]

Follow in Nelson Mandela's example. Wrap a tire around you and light you on fire.

 

[not william stenchever]

Putting a hippopotamus in your living room.