How would you kill the above poster?

[Leaf-eon]

Take you to the vet and have you euthanized

 

[Crocketron]

Force feed you some bat soup possibly with some rat for the hanta/corona 1-2 punch.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Boil you alive

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Remove CO detectors from your residence and flood it with CO at night.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Got nothing against you, but if I had to choose a method.... probably making you listen to Richard Harris's cover of MacArthur Park on loop while chained to a bed until starvation/dehydration finishes you off.

Burn to death in a wicker man

Remove CO detectors from your residence and flood it with CO at night.

Beat with cosh that looks like an aubergine emoji

 

[saisegeha]

Passionate cuddling and not letting him go until both of us die of starvation

 

[Black flag]

Push you out of a rotary aircraft at high altitude.

 

[Orion Balls]

Drown you in salt water.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Lock you in a room and badger you with my tirade about how Tail Spin was the superior early 90s Disney cartoon, until you killed yourself out of despair.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Run you over with my SUV

 

[Desu Vult]

Grenade Of Peace, for the glory of Allah and muh 72 incels.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Light you on fire

 

[Leaf-eon]

behead you

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Put you in a gas chamber

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Slap you to death

 

[Trombonista]

Drop him in a volcano

 

[JambledUpWords]

Burnt at a stake

 

[Wraith]

Exploding like a space warship from an anime from being too fat. The surface of the ship starts to bubble outward, shafts of light begin breaking through, then a huge explosion would occur and hundreds of thousands of tons of spaghetti sauce would fly across the cosmos. How would I accomplish this? Pop rocks and soda.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Exploding like a space warship from an anime from being too fat. The surface of the ship starts to bubble outward, shafts of light begin breaking through, then a huge explosion would occur and hundreds of thousands of tons of spaghetti sauce would fly across the cosmos. How would I accomplish this? Pop rocks and soda.

First, tie him up, crack his head in and prop his half-conscious body on a Asian Kung-Fu Generation concert and enjoy the show. Then let him slowly die at the concert.

 

[Bagronkleton]

A nice juicy steak loaded up with theobromine. Lots of it.