How would you kill the above poster?

[spurger king]

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I'd commit regicide on you and kill you with an arrow.

 

[Shokew]

With a giant, symbiotic moustache. There can only be one, dammit!

 

[Slimy Time]

Eye gouge, crush semicircular canals, pop testicles, dislocated arm, pierce throat, break neck and then impale brain with my fingers through the gouged out eye socket.

Just like my avatar canonically did.

 

[Remove Goat]

With a drill to the skull and a vial of sulfuric acid

 

[UnKillFill]

I would add the goat back in, thus negating your entire existence.

 

[Bitch Kitten]

I think they might be already dead

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

All I need is an ambulance.

 

[spurger king]

Spoiler: don't say i didnt warn u

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Senescence.

 

[Shokew]

Gifting you a biology book with C4 laced all up in it.

 

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

Forcing you to watch all the isekai that have come out in the past few years

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Softly. With my song.

 

[Distant Stare]

Glue some friend chicken or booze to a railroad track

 

[0 0]

With love. And a railgun.

 

[UnKillFill]

I'd fry your CPU with magnets.

 

[Tahoma]

lock you in a room with a window to watch your mom get fucked by an orangutan then shoot you with a 22 in the neck

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I'd put you in a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Manga.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Ambulance

 

[TV's Adam West]

No, they're a cool guy.