How would you kill the above poster?

[Sallet Lad Jim]

As is the policy for anything with non-human ears, fake or not, purging with fire.

 

[c-no]

Half-swording your head with the cross-hilt of a sword.

 

[Motherboard]

The version of a tentacle hentai where things get faaaaaar too extreme.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Tentacle haircut with AIDs-smeared scissors.

 

[Pina Colada]

Slicing your neck with a sharpened pair of those pony ears.

 

[c-no]

By being locked and starved in a basement that belongs to a fat weeaboo neckbeard and being forgotten after he finds a different person to keep in his basement dungeon.

 

[MrRenegadeRooster]

Beating you with a comfort wipe

 

[Apocalypso]

Sit on his face.

 

[Hummingbird]

Melt you with my fire bursts.

 

[MrRenegadeRooster]

Sit on his face.

Thats the best way to go!

And to the above, bring you to a water park with only Yuri.

 

[Pina Colada]

Kill all your flamingos and suffocate you with their feathers.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fuck you to death through the eye with my corkscrew pig dick and then lick your brain out through the hole as you die

 

[Hummingbird]

Sic the Big Bad Wolf on you.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Call upon the unholy powers of St. Clancy Brown and summon a tsunami.

 

[Aria]

A bullet to the head.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Obvious. Drop a whale on you.

 

[Shokew]

By smothering you with a tall fucking hat filled with carbon monoxide emitting giant head lice.

Something 80's supervillain like. I know.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

By smothering you with a tall fucking hat filled with carbon monoxide emitting giant head lice.

Something 80's supervillain like. I know.

Yes, I’d throw a frisbee with a sharp knife edge at it.

 

[Aria]

Yes, I’d throw a frisbee with a sharp knife edge at it.

I will hunt you and eat your corpse.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I will hunt you and eat your corpse.

Yes, I will put my grasses on and nothing will be wong.