How would you kill the above poster?

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Eaten by Trump's rabid wig.

... Eaten by Hillary Clinton's leather-purse vagina.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

 

[Curt Sibling]

Umbrella-launched radioactive pellet. (Deserves a stylish death)

 

[David Chuggins]

A hiking trip that will end in an "accident".

 

[Motherboard]

Pig slaughterhouse.

 

[David Chuggins]

Sushi restaurant

 

[Curt Sibling]

Like any good commie pig, "Air-brushed from History..."

 

[Roast Chicken]

Death by lesbians

 

[David Chuggins]

689th victim of the great koopa massacre.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Two words: Pulled. Pork.

 

[John Titor]

With a spoon.

 

[nad7155]

Hands tied to the hitch of a 1956 Dodge Powerwagon.

Feet tied to the hitch of a pimped out Escalade.

Feets to the floor and watch the carnage.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Tied to railway track. Mustache twiddle optional.

 

[c-no]

By shooting with a sub-machine gun bearing an anti-brony logo. The brony lady has to die.

 

[David Chuggins]

Tie you up to a chair. Play "Stuck in the middle with you". Cuts off your ear, then pours gasoline all over you. Then I'll get shot and killed by an undercover cop... Then you'll get killed by my partner.

 

[Motherboard]

Pushing you into a vat of liquid steel by "accident".

 

[Dudeofteenage]

Has anybody ever read the final chapter of Iain Banks' Look to Windward? Like that

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

Preferably from the side you're not looking at.

 

[Motherboard]

A big sledgehammer.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Put serious bath salts in your pipe.