How would you kill the above poster?

[grilledcheesesandwich]

kick in da bawls

 

[Bugaboo]

Kill you by forcing you to listen to the space jam soundtrack while slam dunking you into a basketball net

 

[moorhen]

Hit with bug zapper

 

[Pikonic]

Barbiturates.

 

[Abethedemon]

Bobituates

 

[Space_Dandy]

Kill him with a spoonlift.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

drive-by

 

[chimpburgers]

Pouring scolding hot butter on him and then stabbing him in the chest

 

[Abethedemon]

Beheading

 

[exball]

Exterminatus.

 

[YI 457]

Peyote.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Toss'em into molten magma

 

[YI 457]

Violent furries.

 

[Cthulu]

Devour your life force and steal your soul

 

[Abethedemon]

I can't

 

[Somar]

Well I can

 

[YI 457]

Giant bottles of tequila.

 

[Apocalypso]

This:

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

I would kill them softly with insults.

 

[Asmik Otaku]

Pillowcase filled with soap