How would you have fought the 9/11 hijackers?

[timewave0]

Lets say you were on one of the 9/11 planes, so you’re up against five hijackers armed with box cutters. Lets assume two of them are in the cockpit, so there are three moslems actively roaming the cabin.

What do?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Fought?

 

[LonesomeDud]

Honestly, my best bet is just to jump on someone's back and take them down.

 

[Named User]

Good thing I packed my steel beam melter.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

tell them if they turn around and land the plane safely at the airport i will take them out to get a pastrami on rye, my treat. jews cant resist a good pastrami on rye.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Once the dune coons have control of the planes there’s no hope for the passengers. The teams were prepared to ‘pull it down’ before any passengers got in the cockpit.
Maybe if the A-Team was on board they could have handled the situation? Murdock was as a pilot and the other guys could easily handle the greasy little bastards with a can of hairspray and a lighter.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Activate stealth mode to enter the cockpit, fight the two guys there bc it's one less than the others, take over the plane and crash it so the other three guys can't harm anybody.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

First, I'm going to pull out my Katana of Peace that I totally snuck onboard since TSA doesn't exist yet. Then I'm going to do some anime bullshit to reach the cockpit. Once all the Oil Ghouls are dealt with, I'm doing an Uno Reverse card and turning that plane around and flying it straight into that black cube in the middle of Mecca. We're gonna turn this tragedy into a hate crime. Then I'm going to jump out of the plane at the last second using the only parachute.

Once the rubble and dust clears, I'm going on top of the wreckage and planting a giant American flag.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Realistically, you could probably pull some of those folding tray tables off your seat and use two of them as both a small shield for your hands to avoid being cut by the box cutter, and the other one as a weapon to bonk the Arabs of Peace on the face. I believe there's also like, oxygen cylinders/face mask thingies stashed somewhere on board the plane (in one of the carry-on compartments?). You could also potentially just grab any hard-sided carry on luggage to use as a bludgeon. If you're near the back of the plane or wherever the stewardesses make their pots of tea and coffee you could heat one of those up to boiling and throw it on a guy and then beat him down with the pot itself.

I feel like being able to act simultaneously with 2-3 other people with violence of action and resolve and NOT getting tripped up by a bunch of other retards trying to do something or run away would be the hardest part.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

With the anti-terrorist moves I learned from the best.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

At that time I lived less than 20 miles from where it happened. If I was on the plane, and I realized it was a different setup than usual for a hijacking, because the hijackers were actively piloting the plane, I would have grabbed what was at hand and done my best, even if it cost me my life, to try and stop them. The people on Flight 93 that fought back once they knew what happened to the other flights in NYC are among the greatest heroes in American history.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

With my customary hearty pre-flight meal of beans

 

[OrionBalls]

Didn't this happen? We have a whole monument in a field in Shanksville for the passengers on Flight 93.

 

[Open-Source Dodonpachi]

I memorize all the patterns and moves for a brutality or fatality. Then, I apply it to them. Kinda gory, but still I safe lots of lives.

 

[I Do Not Post]

There would have been a lot of poo in that first class cabin.

 

[Skitarii]

Kill them and then fly the plane toward Tel Aviv

 

[Arminius]

I'm just saying it would have gone down different had I been there.

 

[Moths]

Id use the full bottle of water I snuck aboard

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

By farting in a megaphone on a news broadcast. Because there are no hijackers.