How would you enshittify The Farms?

[AnsemSoD1]

Introduce a laugh sticker.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

clone you

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I came here to say the laugh sticker, but adding the rest of facebook reactions too would enshittify it even more.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I came here to say the laugh sticker, but adding the rest of facebook reactions too would enshittify it even more.

I admittedly don't use fakecuck, but what are those?

 

[We Are The Witches]

- Shadowbanning (Xenforo has a similar "feature" to discourage an user from using the site without banning them).
- Banning users from certain parts of the forum based on gender (oh wait, that's already in place).
- Bringing signatures back (as in the traditional signature, where users would automatically get their posts inserted with a shitty gif/quote at the end of every one).
- Changing the site to have "corporate art & designs" (Corporate Memphis).
- Disallowing Tor for the site.

 

[Fat Gollum]

I would replace the owner with a fat autist who talks down to the users of his own site like they're a bunch of retarded niggers.

 

[Hellwalker]

Be Null.

 

[Two Hands]

Open a Discord server and go against everything the Farms stand for.
The server would survive 2 days tops and be nuked because of drama, spamming messages too edgy for Discord (nigger), or a grooming circle popping up within the first 24 hours.

 

[Moths]

Bring back sticker notifications

Oh wait

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Relocate the servers to India

 

[Gorton Colu]

I would engooden the farms by having signatures included in every post and by banning all reactions. All approval or disapproval of posts are via quote messages of "this" or "faggot"

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Eliminate reaction notifications. Thankfully that never happened

 

[Druish Space Lasers]

Allow free speech.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Force phone-number verification to prevent spam

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

- allow /pol/tards to spam BBC porn.
- allow furries to have ERP threads
- split every mass debates thread into a separate agree/disagree thread. you can only post in the thread which aligns with your views on the subject
- disable photo thumbnails
- force the farms to be a mobile only app
- ban racial slurs
- hire pajeets to do all the coding for the site
- auto playing media ads on every page.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Get rid of fun word filters like changing "m*lk" to "tard cum"
Ban words like "dox" because they offend corrupt judges
Get rid of the reactions received page
Hire staff who calls you a retarded nigger if you disagree with these changes

 

[CallmeCicada]

Make light mode the only style choice.

 

[Chao Garden]

Ban everyone for every little thing like on resetERA

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Auto play ads on every page and those pop-ups news sites use asking for donations and to turn off ad blockers

 

[Maude Snew]

Make a thread on Bossman Jack, I mean could you imagine?